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[chuckddd]

It'd be so much better if it were snowing instead of raining.

 

[MechDX]

Hey at least I don't pretend I'm into soccer all of a sudden

John Harris ‏@jharrisfootball · 5m
.@LanceZierlein & @PatDStat pointed out 2 emerging "experts"..."I play FIFA on Xbox" & "I watched both games so I know" experts. Ugh...

Experts!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGeZxgatmRs

Amazing

Do you think they had to explain to Hulk what Soccer was like 5 minutes before he filmed that?

 

[chuckddd]

 

[ShaneB]

For any Literature-NFL-GAF, I noticed this was on sale at Amazon Kindle yesterday for a few bucks and picked it up, thought maybe others would like it too.

Sports Illustrated Great Football Writing

 

[Dutch Gronk]

This is not good guys. Ronaldo scoring goals for Portugal.

Edit: I'm wrong. He just hit the bar. Still he means business today.

 

[MechDX]

Stolen from the World Cup thread:

 

[Himynameischris]

For any Literature-NFL-GAF, I noticed this was on sale at Amazon Kindle yesterday for a few bucks and picked it up, thought maybe others would like it too.

Sports Illustrated Great Football Writing

Cool bought, thanks

 

[Bread]

David Wain replied to me on Twitter squeeeeeeeeee

 

[eznark]

MAKE THE CALL OBAMA

Too busy stifling entrepreneurship and technological innovation.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

David Wain replied to me on Twitter squeeeeeeeeee

Drew Bledsoe once replied to me

I win

 

[Bread]

Drew Bledsoe once replied to me

I win

David Wain is in Stella
I win

 

[BigAT]

David Wain is in Stella
I win

Stella stinks.
You lose.

 

[eznark]

If a guy got banned from all soccer for four months for biting a dude you'd think the Germans would still be suspended for being Germans.

 

[Bread]

Stella stinks.
You lose.

lol k

 

[ShaneB]

Cool bought, thanks

You're welcome! I've had my eye on it for a while, and when I noticed it was on sale yesterday I quickly picked it up. There is a general SI sports writing one they have as well on sale that I bought too.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

If a guy got banned from all soccer for four months for biting a dude you'd think the Germans would still be suspended for being Germans.

Wait till you find out that their leading goal scorer is a guy they annexed from Poland.

 

[eznark]

Wait till you find out that their leading goal scorer is a guy they annexed from Poland.

lol

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

:jnc at the ref destroying Jones like he was Steve Atwater

 

[eznark]

Ref trucks a guy who had a scoring opportunity.

Laughs his ass off.

FIFA!

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

 

[MechDX]

Nice. RT @NateSilver538: If Portugal score holds at 1-0, US would need to lose to Germany 5-0 to fail to advance. http://t.co/WgKmK929De

Even if we lose we win. USA USA USA!

 

[chuckddd]

I think the ref concussed Jones. He's been falling down a lot since then.

 

[eznark]

I like that he immediately acted like he had been shot. The soccer way.

 

[Bread]

Jones looks so tired, he's definitely being replaced at some point

 

[chuckddd]

Bradley fucking sucks.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Why the duck is Bradley still playing

 

[squicken]

For just a couple seconds can Bradley not suck donkey balls?

 

[eznark]

ZERO ZERO WAY TO WIN THE HALF UNITED STATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Bradley What has MLS done to him?

 

[chuckddd]

1. Tie Portugal
2. Lose by less than 3 against Germany.
3. Championship

My prophecy is coming true!

 

[Greg]

put me in place of Bradley

 

[Alligatorjandro]

ZERO ZERO WAY TO WIN THE HALF UNITED STATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are getting out of line

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I was gonna ask Eznark to stop being such an obnoxious cunt.

But let's be real, that's never gonna happen.

 

[chuckddd]

Until Bradley does something positive, I shall now be referring to him as Lord Varys.

 

[rando14]

put me in place of Bradley

Do it coach!!

 

[eznark]

I was gonna ask Eznark to stop being such an obnoxious cunt.

But let's be real, that's never gonna happen.

Did dutchland even make the world cup?

 

[cdyhybrid]

ZERO ZERO WAY TO WIN THE HALF UNITED STATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't tell if you're making fun of the fact that it's 0-0 or the fact that 0-0 is indeed actually winning for the US.

Maybe it's both.

Either way, SOCCER!

 

[BigAT]

Until Bradley does something positive, I shall now be referring to him as Lord Varys.

Even Varys doesn't lose balls as easily as Bradley.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Did dutchland even make the world cup?

Dutchland is just a German province, right? So I guess if they actually had a decent player or two they'd be on the German national team. Looks like they don't.

 

[Greg]

Even Varys doesn't lose balls as easily as Bradley.

 

[eznark]

Oh wait the Dutch must've made the world cup because I remember reading about those racist ass black facers a week or so ago.

 

[chuckddd]

 

[brentech]

Welp

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Great finish from Muller, squeaky bum time for the USA.

 

[rando14]

 

[squicken]

US pretty badly outclassed here

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Great finish. :/

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Oh wait the Dutch must've made the world cup because I remember reading about those racist ass black facers a week or so ago.

Oh so you were actually being an dumb idiot?

Hard to tell with you, since sometimes you're a dumb fuck and sometimes you try to be funny.

 

[eznark]

How close do they have to keep it to fail forward?