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[Spinluck]

Eh it's still fun to pretend that you're good enough to play football

It can still be fun.

Basketball can be lame if you play with dudes who call everything. Especially when it is to cover up the fact they aren't as good as they think they are.

 

[Goro Majima]

Very unhygienic.

You get the FMT treatment if you ever come to my house!

Can't help it, she has an awesome butt and rack

Mmmmmmm

Are you a bad enough dude to lick it after she does the business

...possibly

I wouldn't just lick it!

My man!

....okay guys I'm a little :cuevas'd

 

[Bread]

Grover just confirmed Stafford is legit (while maintaining he's "fat" - whatever).

NFLGAF is slowly making progress. One by one you will all believe.

I don't think the quotations are necessary

 

[Narag]

If we had an NFLGAF football team I'd be strong safety, all the good qualities of Troy Polamalu in a more handsome package.

kas will be NT because he's the fattest one here.

dibs on punter. god willing i'll never play a snap with all the turnovers i trust the O to make

 

[MRSA]

dibs on punter. god willing i'll never play a snap with all the turnovers i trust the O to make

No punt league.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

I'd just like to point out that nobody has chosen to play on offence. I've never been more proud of you guys :*)

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Wow we need football

Spoiler

and hockey

back so we can stop arguing over

Spoiler

and watching

these inferior sports.

 

[Bread]

I'd just like to point out that nobody has chosen to play on offence. I've never been more proud of you guys :*)

 

[jakncoke]

No punt league.

So, Madden rules. Fuck it going deep every play?

 

[Greg]

no one will be able to touch our swinging gate offense

 

[AngmarsKing701]

So, Madden rules. Fuck it going deep every play?

That's how Flacco won a Super Bowl

 

[Himynameischris]

I can play TE, I'll be the next Hernandez without the murder

 

[Bread]

I can play TE, I'll be the next Hernandez without the murder

He was framed! You have to say allegedly or I'll sue you

 

[Mindlog]

I only laugh because I'm hammered, but it's good advice surf GAF™
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMDvj9EwtKI

 

[Himynameischris]

He was framed! You have to say allegedly or I'll sue you

I'm sure Bionic will represent me in court,

 

[jakncoke]

Fuck sobriety, tomorrow im getting drunkard up. 12 days is too long between drinks

 

[bigosc2k]

My natural position in high school was left guard but I have played a snap on all parts of the o line before, spent some time at full back and tight end as well.

 

[Bread]

Fuck sobriety, tomorrow im getting drunkard up. 12 days is too long between drinks

Whoa you made it 12 days? That's impressive, I made it 2 before getting drunk last night.

 

[Sanjuro]

Whoa you made it 12 days? That's impressive, I made it 2 before getting drunk last night.

I'm 5/5 right now in my last five days.

 

[BeautifulMemory]

What about masturba...

NM

 

[jakncoke]

Whoa you made it 12 days? That's impressive, I made it 2 before getting drunk last night.

Yeah, after my aunts funeral I kinda lost my thirst for a little. But its been coming hard for my liver the past 2-3 days. Actually counting back since her funeral and not counting the day of and after in which I blitzkrieged my liver. I only drank 1 time in the past month.

 

[bionic77]

If we had an NFLGAF football team I'd be strong safety, all the good qualities of Troy Polamalu in a more handsome package.

kas will be NT because he's the fattest one here.

I can be the star wide receiver.

I am not physical but I will catch everything throw my way. I am like Megatron. Put a worthless fat fuck behind center and I will make him look decent.

 

[Bread]

I'm 5/5 right now in my last five days.

 

[cajunator]

*hugs real football

 

[Greg]

bought a box, and they were pretty damn good:

I can be the star wide receiver.

I am not physical but I will catch everything throw my way. I am like Megatron. Put a worthless fat fuck behind center and I will make him look decent.

I get to go against you in practice

 

[Mindlog]

a drunk as fuck johnny gruden would be our coach

I can be the star wide receiver.

I am not physical but I will catch everything throw my way. I am like Megatron. Put a worthless fat fuck behind center and I will make him look decent.

scrappy

 

[Himynameischris]

Now we just need a water boy, where is gata?

 

[cashman]

I'm about to get my ass kicked in EU IV. It makes Civ V look like baby's first strategy game

 

[unknownstranger]

I'd be an OL. I'm too slow to be on the DL and I'm only about 30 pounds short of being the perfect size for an OL.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Now we just need a water boy, where is gata?

Fuck you

I'm a head hunting safety

 

[Spinluck]

bought a box, and they were pretty damn good:

I get to go against you in practice

Better than Honey Nut?

The only two cereals I buy are regular Corn Flakes and Honey Nut Cheerios.

 

[Coldnoodle]

I'll be the QB of this fine organization.

 

[Spinluck]

I'll be the QB of this fine organization.

I'll replace you after your neck injury.

 

[Bread]

Fuck you

I'm a head hunting safety

You're like a short honey badger

I can see that

 

[Alligatorjandro]

You're like a short honey badger

I can see that

I'll go for the knees

 

[bionic77]

Gata can't be trusted.

He would bring guns to the field and would bite us like it was a soccer match.

Also would anyone drink water that he prepared?

 

[jakncoke]

bought a box, and they were pretty damn good:



I get to go against you in practice

That does sound good. Do you add a bunch of sugar and make it unheathy or eat it like it is out the box? I never add sugar to those types of sugar. I always see my family addings tons and think holy shit diabeetus

 

[MRSA]

Fuck you

I'm a head hunting safety

Fuck you asshole, I already called strong safety, we know you're too cowardly to hit anyone.

 

[Mindlog]

bringing guns is strictly a Chan move.. If he still had an account.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8illTo-z6Ek&list=TLYMjlyWKLj9Qiq9p7BkwsD45VGti9Y2kW

Ay, why can't you be more like that? Post and defend yourself,

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Gata can't be trusted.

He would bring guns to the field and would bite us like it was a soccer match.

Also would anyone drink water that he prepared?

I would only pee in every other cup so no one would know which to drink

 

[Greg]

Better than Honey Nut?

The only two cereals I buy are regular Corn Flakes and Honey Nut Cheerios.

yes, I thought both kinds are better than Honey Nut - less sweet, but still some good flavor

they have the Oats & Honey version that I bought first, so that would probably be more up your alley

That does sound good. Do you add a bunch of sugar and make it unheathy or eat it like it is out the box? I never add sugar to those types of sugar. I always see my family addings tons and think holy shit diabeetus

nope, I just add whole milk and it's ready to go

 

[eznark]

So it has 11g of protein with the milk. Depending on the milk you are drinking couldn't the milk account for like, 30% of the protein then? And I assume Cheerios had some protein in the first place? So is there like, a 15% bump in protein content with these super charged muscle cheerois?

 

[Eleuin]

gata is brandon merriweather

 

[bionic77]

I would only pee in every other cup so no one would know which to drink

Normally pee is harmless but I couldn't trust that Florida pee. The amount of AIDS and meth in the average floridians urine is enough to kill a large horse in minute.

 

[jakncoke]

yes, I thought both kinds are better than Honey Nut - less sweet, but still some good flavor

they have the Oats & Honey version that I bought first, so that would probably be more up your alley


nope, I just add whole milk and it's ready to go

brofist to whole milk. dont know how people go with 2% of skim

 

[Bread]

Gata is whoever that scrub is who killed gronk

 

[Greg]

So it has 11g of protein with the milk. Depending on the milk you are drinking couldn't the milk account for like, 30% of the protein then? And I assume Cheerios had some protein in the first place? So is there like, a 15% bump in protein content with these super charged muscle cheerois?

I think that's with 1/2 cup skim milk - I'll have to check the box again though

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Normally pee is harmless but I couldn't trust that Florida pee. The amount of AIDS and meth in the average floridians urine is enough to kill a large horse in minute.

My piss can cure aids and it can even make a man out of you.

 

[Konka]

yes, I thought both kinds are better than Honey Nut - less sweet, but still some good flavor

they have the Oats & Honey version that I bought first, so that would probably be more up your alley


nope, I just add whole milk and it's ready to go

I like just plain old regular cheerios.

My piss can cure aids and it can even make a man out of you.

 

[Himynameischris]

Here is our team so far:

Coach Drunk Gruden
Offense:
QB-Coldnoodle
Backup QB-SpinDasher
OL-Unknownstranger
NT-Kas
LG-bigosc2k
WR-Bionic
TE-Chris.trejo

Defense:
CB/Punter-Kick Return/Waterboy-Greg
SS-MRSA
FS-Gata
MLB-Zvonimir Boban

Special Teams
Punter-Narag
Place holder-rando14