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NFL Off-Season Thread 4 - The Bears Still Suck

Here is our team so far:

Coach Drunk Gruden
Offense:
QB-Coldnoodle
Backup QB-SpinDasher
OL-Unknownstranger
NT-Kas
LG-bigosc2k
WR-Bionic
TE-Chris.trejo

Defense:
CB/Punter-Kick Return/Waterboy-Greg
SS-MRSA
FS-Gata
MLB-Zvonimir Boban

Special Teams
Punter-Narag
Place holder-rando14

Why the fuck is Zvonimir in my spot?! I was the second overall pick in the GAF draft!!!!
 

Kastrioti

Persecution Complex
At King Taco somewhere in LA.

Just got one carne asada burrito no beans, three carne asada tacos:

Total: $10.20.

About to watch Episode 8 of True Detective, so the special occasion justifies the price and obscene amount of food.
 

jakncoke

Banned
I feel like ive been shown the light today. In my random searchings and viewing of vids earlier today. I found a way easier way to peel a hard boil egg. Before it'd always end up being a mess for me and take at least 2 minutes on one. But , peeling at the ends and blowing against the egg, so much easier. Like this vid but catching it instead of letting shoot across the table.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFRWARilKAY
 
You know damn well I play smash mouth football. Gruden once called me "a football player."

So D-line? O-Line?


Coach Drunk Gruden

Offense:
QB-Coldnoodle
Backup QB-SpinDasher
OL-Unknownstranger
LG-bigosc2k
WR-Bionic
Slot-Cashman
TE-Chris.trejo

Defense:
NT-Kas
CB/Punter-Kick Return/Waterboy-Greg
SS-MRSA
FS-Bread
CB-Gata (Dime/Nickle package)
MLB-Zvonimir Boban
MLB-Dutch

Special Teams
Punter-Narag
Place holder-rando14
Long Snapper-Eleuin

Missing
RB,LG,RT,C,LT,WR,DE/OLBs,DT, Offensive and Defensive coaches.
 
Stick me on the o-line somewhere. Just not center. I don't want Coldplay touching my ass.

Very well you are now the LT the most important piece of the oline.

Coach Drunk Gruden

Offense:
QB-Coldnoodle
Backup QB-SpinDasher
OL-Unknownstranger
LT-Syrinx
LG-bigosc2k
WR-Bionic
WR-JABEE
Slot-Cashman
TE-Chris.trejo

Defense:
NT-Kas
CB/Punter-Kick Return/Waterboy-Greg
SS-MRSA
FS-Bread
CB-Gata (Dime/Nickle package)
MLB-Zvonimir Boban
MLB-Dutch

Special Teams
Punter-Narag
Place holder-rando14
Long Snapper-Eleuin

Missing
RB,LG,RT,C,DE/OLBs,DT, Offensive and Defensive coaches.

I'll add more in the morning, I'm headed to bed.


Edit: Added one more
Yes gata is going to bring us down, someone better hurt him during practice.
 

Bread

Banned
Gata = Tom Brady
NoddingNoTexan.gif
 

WanderingWind

Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
So D-line? O-Line?


Coach Drunk Gruden

Offense:
QB-Coldnoodle
Backup QB-SpinDasher
OL-Unknownstranger
LG-bigosc2k
WR-Bionic
Slot-Cashman
TE-Chris.trejo

Defense:
NT-Kas
CB/Punter-Kick Return/Waterboy-Greg
SS-MRSA
FS-Bread
CB-Gata (Dime/Nickle package)
MLB-Zvonimir Boban
MLB-Dutch

Special Teams
Punter-Narag
Place holder-rando14
Long Snapper-Eleuin

Missing
RB,LG,RT,C,LT,WR,DE/OLBs,DT, Offensive and Defensive coaches.

I'll be the Adrian Peterson of the crew. Or whatever the scrappy equivalent thereof would be
 

Greg

Member
highlight of BF4 stream: Mech jumping off a jetski so Bread could spawn on him, Bread killing the 2 teammates that tried to take the jetski while yelling THIS IS NFL-GAF's JETSKI BIIIIITCH, and then them riding away 30 feet before getting off the jetski
 

Bread

Banned
highlight of BF4 stream: Mech jumping off a jetski so Bread could spawn on him, Bread killing the 2 teammates that tried to take the jetski while yelling THIS IS NFL-GAF's JETSKI BIIIIITCH, and then them riding away 30 feet before getting off the jetski
I live to serve NFL-GAF!
 
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