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NFL Off-Season Thread 4 - The Bears Still Suck
- Thread starter Greg
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lololololl
See me.shoot bread in the head while inside the elevator? Didn't know you could team kill in hardcore
I believe his response to that was "Lmao Mech is the best"
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Why are so many of you guys still awake? On vacation like me? I even saw bionic posting???
Testing your loyalty to our friendship. If you will take a bullet to the head you are worthy.
Well I am a dumb person with bad sleeping habits, so this time is when I am usually streaming my drunk gaming.
I'm squad leader, you have to prove your loyalty to me not the other way around!
Dutch Gronk
Banned
You're on vacation? Where did you go?
I just had a job interview at an Apple store and I'm on to the next round.
I'm also wearing a suit and I'm looking hot. I would bang me. Gonna go to a Star Bucks and pick up a girl to bang now. #ShirtlessSwaggerInASuit
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Went back home to Arkansas to see my friends and family, not a destination vacation or anything.
So you're just wearing suit pants right? Or are you shirtless under the jacket?
Why is Mech always trying to be the leader of everything? Not only that, he uses disrespectful means of getting there. He's such a Starscream.
What position?
Cause at least half of the possible positions in an Apple Store would lead to me petitioning for you to be renamed to Douche Patriot.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Suit pants, tie, jacket and no shirt and I would have been hired, got a raise and made CEO of Apple within the hour.
What position?
Cause at least half of the possible positions in an Apple Store would lead to me petitioning for you to be renamed to Douche Patriot.
Apple Product Professional
Just a regular sales position, but the same sounds fancy
It also sounds way douchey :-D
Dutch Gronk
Banned
You know I will rock that shit on my Linkedin account
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
I dropped my iPad and the screen broke. My warranty is only good in the U.S., but they won't accept it because the damage happened overseas.
Help me Dutchy-Won Kenobi, you're a wizard Harry.
Gonna grow a neckbeard, wear a fedora (Spin avatar style) and visit your store to school you on why Android is vastly preferable to your overpriced, locked down, non-configurable devices!
Are all apple screens the worst? It seems people break their iphone screens by just looking at it wrong. Glad my cheap phone is more durable as I have a knack of dropping on roads and my parents hardwood floors.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Not even gonna come in and defend Windows phone their honor because you know you'll lose
?!So sad, you had hopes and ambitions once.
Tell them to go fuck themselves, you're a service man working on a base overseas, which qualifies as American soil.
then you can make a beer review account on youtube called fedorianneckbeardbeerreviews and monetize
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
To be fair, I dropped it from standing onto tile. Totally my fault. Wish I could just have had it replaced for free, but other than the warranty fuckery, it's not Apple's fault.
Not even gonna come in and defend Windows phone their honor because you know you'll lose
So sad, you had hopes and ambitions once.
WP is too similar to iOS in a lot of ways. Not enough potential for neckbeardery.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
But they are still your one true love, so all is well.
Ask them if they hate America, If they hate their freedom and get a damn new one.
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
Thanks Dutch...lol
Dutch Gronk
Banned
I'm always here for you, brother!
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
Worst. German. Ever.
At what point do you just give up and admit to yourself that you have terrible taste in music
At least it's about as energizing as a cup of coffee.
At least it's about as energizing as a cup of coffee.
Son got up. After putting him back to sleep I logged on here for a second before going back to sleep.
Ancient, but this gif might still be the best thing I've ever seen come out of Philly
She was promptly pelted with D batteries for failing to flash shortly after the GIF ends.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
#RIP
Grover Cleveland
Member
Philly folk are savages
Even the Phanatic is a freak pervert
Even the Phanatic is a freak pervert
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Don't hate on Jon because he likes Windows phone! Nobody is perfect.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Come be a linebacker with me. We can hang out #Shirtless at meetings and stuff.
Philly baseball crowds have been pretty chill in my experience.
That is a great bit. Much better than watching baseball.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Do we really want a Canadian on the team?
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
You know we've been trying to expand into exotic foreign markets
Grover Cleveland
Member
NFL-GAF is the team of the World.
We got folks from Europe, Canada, Florida.
I will take Kave's RB slot. I can at least give you more than 3.5 YPC. That's more than Trent Truck and DeAngelo Williams
We got folks from Europe, Canada, Florida.
I will take Kave's RB slot. I can at least give you more than 3.5 YPC. That's more than Trent Truck and DeAngelo Williams
Alligatorjandro
Banned
This team is going to suck
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
I'm the goaline RB that gets all the accolades after somebody else has run all the long yards. I have a dance ready and everything.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
BG can be the DJ who plays nothing but Drake songs
Grover Cleveland
Member
Gata is our couch warrior who just sits on the team message board all day and shits on everything about the team.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
No I'm the dude who knocks people out
Dutch Gronk
Banned
This sounds fantastic. But I want him in the last linebacker spot. We would be the swaggiest LB Squad in the World. #LegionOfDrake
Why's it swollen?
Alligatorjandro
Banned
He got punched by a fat chick