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NFL Off-Season Thread 5 - Everybody Do The Flop

MechDX

Member
What makes this legendary Uncle Melton qualified to give advice? Is this like that family member VY had who "invested" all his money?

As soon as his name was mentioned in this whole fiasco is the moment the fans turned on Dre. he was Dre's agent when he signed the crappy deal 6/7 years ago. The Texans changed his contract when Dre realized how bad it was when they had no obligation to do so.

Uncle Melton is no longer his agent but an "advisor"
 
That hit this year puts them slightly over the cap. Texans have first shot on the waiver wire when players start getting cut after TC, his "hits" for 15 and 16 are not guaranteed.
If he retires he pays back like $6 million in pre paid bonus.

It makes ZERO sense to do anything with him right now.



Where are you seeing he has to pay back bonuses? and If they cut him next year it's still a 7 mil dead money hit from what I'm seeing.

I'm sure you know you know more about it than me, but if he doesn't want to play for them and they might be able to get something for him, why not?
 

MechDX

Member
Where are you seeing he has to pay back bonuses? and If they cut him next year it's still a 7 mil dead money hit from what I'm seeing.

I'm sure you know you know more about it than me, but if he doesn't want to play for them and they might be able to get something for him, why not?

I read it a while back, when this situation started in an article about Dre's options, that pre paid bonus in the NFL is conditional on fulfilling your contract. If the player retires the team can recoup that money since the player voided the contract early.

The article I linked earlier states he did buy into what O'Brien is selling and was going to report but he already missed OTA's and lost a million dollar bonus he now wants back.
 

MechDX

Member
Yeah, the Raiders

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squicken

Member
Phins:

The overview: It's been a rough year for the Dolphins, and their outlook has taken a hit. They were one of four teams to lose ground in every future rankings category since the past offseason. Prospects along the offensive line have improved, however. The switch at offensive coordinator could help QB Ryan Tannehill. But the odds seem high that Miami could experience a regime change sooner rather than later. The Dolphins' ranking for coaching fell 12 spots to No. 31, despite what has generally been seen as a positive switch at offensive coordinator. That suggests faith in Joe Philbin has declined following a year marred by the Richie Incognito fiasco and subsequent investigation. --Mike Sando

The dilemma: It's hard to pick out a single dilemma for this team, but as I see it, the Dolphins have a long road ahead of them before they're ready to make a legitimate run at the AFC East crown. They have a young QB in Tannehill, who is going to have to make a jump with an entirely new offensive system and offensive line, and in the bigger picture the organization has some players with bloated 2015 cap numbers that will contribute to a tight overall cap situation. --Louis Riddick

The youth movement: Tannehill was sacked an NFL-high 58 times this past season, and the Dolphins as a team allowed QB sacks on a pretty brutal 8.9 percent of passing plays. Adding a downfield threat such as Mike Wallace doesn't mean as much if you can't protect past two Mississippi. Rookies Ja'Wuan James (first round) and Billy Turner (third) could both play crucial roles now and over the next three seasons -- and help determine if Tannehill really is the long-term fix at QB. --Mel Kiper
 

tmdorsey

Member
From what you say you seem to be using Rosalina/Jet Bike/Roller/Cloud, which has a top speed of 3.75 and an acceleration of 4.25. The other one is Mario/Landship/Roller/Cloud, which has a top speed of 2.5 and an acceleration of 5.0. As I mentioned earlier, only whole units of acceleration matter, so the .25 in the first loadout is extraneous, and the cloud glider should be swapped out for something which increases your weight and air speed (hidden stat).


Hito, critique my setup:

Comet/Sports bike, Shy Guy, Monster tires, and the Browser glider. I want to stick to bike and Shy Guy. The tires and glider I'm flexible with. I usually try to pick tires that will increase my weight since Shy Guy is light.
 

Dragon

Banned
Christ. Twitch broadcasting software is incredibly finicky. Fack.

You looking at OBS? I had issues with broadcasting on Twitch initially, I had to use some norwegian server to get on without dropping off at 1500 kbps.

I popped my casino cherry.

The guys made fun of me for playing blackjack like a n00b.

:jnc

Yeah I'm terrible at gambling, craps is a game I still haven't figured out.
 
You have to always assume the dealer has 10.
I'm overaggressive which means I either win big or lose fast.

I would hit 13 which would usually bust me and my compatriots would always stay. I was up +$40 at one point and should have peaced then but I was kinda in a hurry so wasn't playing smart.
 

XiaNaphryz

LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
I popped my casino cherry.

The guys made fun of me for playing blackjack like a n00b.

:jnc

I won $700 in poker during my Alaska cruise last week!

Broke even on blackjack, was up $120 at one point but ended up breaking even. Was only really playing that when waiting for poker.

I'm overaggressive which means I either win big or lose fast.

I would hit 13 which would usually bust me and my compatriots would always stay. I was up +$40 at one point and should have peaced then but I was kinda in a hurry so wasn't playing smart.

Hitting 13 could be the right move depending on the dealer's up card.
 
I'm overaggressive which means I either win big or lose fast.

I would hit 13 which would usually bust me and my compatriots would always stay. I was up +$40 at one point and should have peaced then but I was kinda in a hurry so wasn't playing smart.

You should probably hit on a 13 if the dealer is showing a 10, especially at a 6 deck table.
 

BigAT

Member
Can't wait until these posts are on the news.

"Can you believe they were talking about Dota and poker instead of reporting the obvious psychopath calling out for help before he went on a killing spree?"
 
Phins:

The overview: It's been a rough year for the Dolphins, and their outlook has taken a hit. They were one of four teams to lose ground in every future rankings category since the past offseason. (WUT??) Prospects along the offensive line have improved, however. The switch at offensive coordinator could help QB Ryan Tannehill. But the odds seem high that Miami could experience a regime change sooner rather than later. The Dolphins' ranking for coaching fell 12 spots to No. 31, despite what has generally been seen as a positive switch at offensive coordinator. That suggests faith in Joe Philbin has declined following a year marred by the Richie Incognito fiasco and subsequent investigation. --Mike Sando

The dilemma: It's hard to pick out a single dilemma for this team, but as I see it, the Dolphins have a long road ahead of them before they're ready to make a legitimate run at the AFC East crown. They have a young QB in Tannehill, who is going to have to make a jump with an entirely new offensive system and offensive line, and in the bigger picture the organization has some players with bloated 2015 cap numbers that will contribute to a tight overall cap situation. --Louis Riddick

The youth movement: Tannehill was sacked an NFL-high 58 times this past season, and the Dolphins as a team allowed QB sacks on a pretty brutal 8.9 percent of passing plays. Adding a downfield threat such as Mike Wallace doesn't mean as much if you can't protect past two Mississippi. Rookies Ja'Wuan James (first round) and Billy Turner (third) could both play crucial roles now and over the next three seasons -- and help determine if Tannehill really is the long-term fix at QB.
--Mel Kiper

So much wrong in those first two posts.

The mel kiper bit speaks nothing about this teams ability to play this year, and people pay for this trash??

I know I'm a dolphins fan but I can see this team for what it is, rank 20-25 I can see but not more or less.
 

Talon

Member
Ready for some football lessons, folks?
John Heisman coached at Oberlin College in 1892, and went to Buchtel College. There he helped make the first of his many permanent alterations to the sport. It was then customary for the center to begin a play by rolling the ball backwards, but this was troublesome for Buchtel’s unusually tall quarterback, Harry Clark. Under Heisman, the center began tossing the ball to Clark, a practice that evolved into the snap that today begins every play.
 

Hitokage

Setec Astronomer
Hito, critique my setup:

Comet/Sports bike, Shy Guy, Monster tires, and the Browser glider. I want to stick to bike and Shy Guy. The tires and glider I'm flexible with. I usually try to pick tires that will increase my weight since Shy Guy is light.
Shy Guy is in the second lightest weight class, and as weight class is the base stat in MK8 he's in a weird spot. His speed isn't really good enough to go without some of the speed bonuses from certain karts, and going for acceleration on a bike leaves something to be desired. However, your current loadout has 3.5 accel which is only 3 in reality, so you might want to consider trading up or down so you either hit 4 or are closer to 3.

You can get full stat charts from here:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/wii-u/700050-mario-kart-8/faqs/69401
 
By letting local Ohio reporters make shit up and get people in a tizzy.

To be fair, if your life was covering Ohio sports, why wouldn't you fabricate shit?

They're getting hot and bothered at the notion that somebody is contemplating coming back to Ohio.
 
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