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NFL Offseason 2: Free Agency or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Squicken

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rando14

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Konka said:
I'm more attracted to Marty's wife than Daddario.
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Michelle aint got these bruddah!!

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FrenchMovieTheme

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Konka said:
I'm more attracted to Marty's wife than Daddario.
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ok i won't really argue with being attracted to marty's wife. many of her actions were extremely sexy and made my weiner take notice. however, as my boy rando said, she ain't no daddario. here are the reasons:

1. first off we know that daddario likes to give BJ's. the sexy part about this isn't only the bj itself but just the fact that a girl like daddario doesn't need to give BJ's and you would still give your left nut to be with her

2. secondly, we know daddario is pretty open sexually. aside from the BJ's, she lets marty eat her out from behind and probably eat her butt (which anyone would do). what else would she be interested in doing? i don't know but the skys the limit i say!

3. finally, she's bangin hot

so for all those reasons and more, daddario wins this competition. i rest my case!
 
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Slo

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
ok i won't really argue with being attracted to marty's wife. many of her actions were extremely sexy and made my weiner take notice. however, as my boy rando said, she ain't no daddario. here are the reasons:

1. first off we know that daddario likes to give BJ's. the sexy part about this isn't only the bj itself but just the fact that a girl like daddario doesn't need to give BJ's and you would still give your left nut to be with her

2. secondly, we know daddario is pretty open sexually. aside from the BJ's, she lets marty eat her out from behind and probably eat her butt (which anyone would do). what else would she be interested in doing? i don't know but the skys the limit i say!

3. finally, she's bangin hot

so for all those reasons and more, daddario wins this competition. i rest my case!
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Well shit, if I knew we were having a serious debate I would have prepared a PowerPoint.
 
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Rorschach

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Grover Cleveland said:
Well this is GAF, a place which literally has a defense force for everything (Hitler, child rapists, slavery, terrorism, pineapple on pizza, the Patriots) so I'm sure some heathen will vouch for this abomination.
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There's no real defense force for Patriots. They're just trolls. Ever notice how half of these supposed fans aren't even from the US let alone Boston? Makes no sense. There's no such thing.
 
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bionic77

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I love the movie Napoleon Dynamite.

I always talk shit about Wisconsin but that shit hole they call the Midwest made a great setting for the movie.
 
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Goro Majima

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Rorschach said:
There's no real defense force for Patriots. They're just trolls. Ever notice how half of these supposed fans aren't even from the US let alone Boston? Makes no sense. There's no such thing.
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Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
 
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yankeehater

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Pepiope said:
Jackson is great with the long ball, but that doesn't play into what Foles can do. If Vick was our starting QB, then Jackson's release would hurt much more than it does now. Foles seems like the type to pick the D apart with the short passing game and not rely on the deep ball too much. Any above average press corner would shut Jackson down, and nothing would develop in the short-intermediate game. Keenan Lewis even had him shut down in the playoff game.

IMO, I see the Eagles using much more 2 TE sets with Celek and Ertz, and our offense being just as good as it was last season. Yet again, the defense will be the difference maker because I see no reason why PHI cannot put up 30 PPG (or at least improve upon the 27.6 PPG last season). I'm pretty optimistic about this whole situation, so I have faith in whatever plans Chip Kelly may have in store.
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Eagles were #1 in plays over 20 yards. They where a big play o and now they don't have any big play guys. Teams will single Maclin and Cooper all game and crash their safeties down to stop Shady. Also what has Chip done in the NFL to earn your trust? Lost his only playoff game and chased off their best WR cause he wouldn't call him sir.
 
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bionic77

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BlackGhost said:
Damn I gotta watch it again soon, haven't seen it forever. Wish I owned it or it was on netflix
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Netflix got Big Trouble in Little China recently. Another great movie and also perfect for Netflix.

Napoleon would also be great for Netflix because I can watch it multiple times.
 
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bionic77

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The Artful Dodger said:
It's good, but like when it came out it was a cultural phenomenon, everybody knew it and was quoting it...hahaha it was funny to see such an odd indie film do so well.
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Because it was good and so fucking original.

Never saw anything like it before it came out or since. People love quality and originality.
 
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andthebeatgoeson

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rando14 said:
Michelle aint got these bruddah!!

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Not referring to this in particular: why do websites not post the full nudes all the time? They bait you with censored photos, so they know you want to see the real deal. Yet they want to take the 'high' road by not posting a link to the real photos? It's the internet. You know the people wanted to see it because you baited then into clicking.
 
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bionic77

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I have a friend who has a green card and is about to get his citizenship and has to study for some stupid test before he can go through the formal ceremony.

I am going to write to Obama and suggest that instead of taking a test that they just watch Rocky 4. If they like the movie they are allowed to be citizens. If they hate it then they get deported to whatever cheese eating nation they came from.
 
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FrenchMovieTheme

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bionic77 said:
I have a friend who has a green card and is about to get his citizenship and has to study for some stupid test before he can go through the formal ceremony.

I am going to write to Obama and suggest that instead of taking a test that they just watch Rocky 4. If they like the movie they are allowed to be citizens. If they hate it then they get deported to whatever cheese eating nation they came from.
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THEY TOOK R JERBS!!!
 
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Coldnoodle

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bionic77 said:
I have a friend who has a green card and is about to get his citizenship and has to study for some stupid test before he can go through the formal ceremony.

I am going to write to Obama and suggest that instead of taking a test that they just watch Rocky 4. If they like the movie they are allowed to be citizens. If they hate it then they get deported to whatever cheese eating nation they came from.
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Green Bay?
 
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Farooq

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I am quite concerned about who will lead the Cowboys to mediocrity after Romo? Cowboys need to find an old Qb way past his prime. We have had Bledsoe, Testaverde, and Kitna.

Side note, who would have thought Romo would have the highest wonderlic score among Cowboy Qbs. Even beating Princeton grad Garrett. Notable scores: Tony Romo 37, Jason Garrett 36, Drew Bledsoe 36, Troy Aikman 29, Quincy Carter 30.
 
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AngmarsKing701

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Farooq said:
I am quite concerned about who will lead the Cowboys to mediocrity after Romo? Cowboys need to find an old Qb way past his prime. We have had Bledsoe, Testaverde, and Kitna.

Side note, who would have thought Romo would have the highest wonderlic score among Cowboy Qbs. Even beating Princeton grad Garrett. Notable scores: Tony Romo 37, Jason Garrett 36, Drew Bledsoe 36, Troy Aikman 29, Quincy Carter 30.
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You signed Weeden. You have an old mediocre QB to assume the reins when Romo retires.
 
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MechDX

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Farooq said:
I am quite concerned about who will lead the Cowboys to mediocrity after Romo? Cowboys need to find an old Qb way past his prime. We have had Bledsoe, Testaverde, and Kitna.

Side note, who would have thought Romo would have the highest wonderlic score among Cowboy Qbs. Even beating Princeton grad Garrett. Notable scores: Tony Romo 37, Jason Garrett 36, Drew Bledsoe 36, Troy Aikman 29, Quincy Carter 30.
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Have fun.
 
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Ninja Scooter

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
ok i won't really argue with being attracted to marty's wife. many of her actions were extremely sexy and made my weiner take notice. however, as my boy rando said, she ain't no daddario. here are the reasons:

1. first off we know that daddario likes to give BJ's. the sexy part about this isn't only the bj itself but just the fact that a girl like daddario doesn't need to give BJ's and you would still give your left nut to be with her

2. secondly, we know daddario is pretty open sexually. aside from the BJ's, she lets marty eat her out from behind and probably eat her butt (which anyone would do). what else would she be interested in doing? i don't know but the skys the limit i say!

3. finally, she's bangin hot

so for all those reasons and more, daddario wins this competition. i rest my case!
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The chick with the ass who worked at the T-Mobile store and ended up boning Marty was the hottest of them all.
 
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FrenchMovieTheme

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bionic77 said:
Only the shitty jobs and that only affects people like Gata so it doesn't bother me.

When you are old and your wife has left you after discovering the kind of porn you are into you will bless immigration when you can "marry" a hot sex slave from a poor country.
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i was being sarcastic brah. my best friend of 20+ years has a green card and most of the people i grew up with were of hispanic descent (most weren't illegals but most of their parents were!). there is just a lot of racism in socal about it and i just have to shake my head
 
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