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NFL Offseason Thread 2015 |OT| All of our teams suck!

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eznark

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Marc Sessler @MarcSesslerNFL
Browns desperately need a QB. Wonder if they'd ever make a run at Mallett. He seems wedded to the Texans, but this year's FA crop is brutal.
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Browns cornering the market on coke head QBs!
 
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Konka

Banned
BlackGhost said:
Tell that to the athletes I play video games with online.
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MechDX

Member
eznark said:
Browns cornering the market on coke head QBs!
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But he is MY coked out QB. Mallett>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dalton. You just jelly

BlackGhost said:
Lmao I want this is happen just to watch mechs turn.
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I would like for this to happen actually. Not sign with the Texans, a team that actually has some talent on the roster, to sign with the Browns would mean an incredibly stupid payday for Mallett. It would be a Browns thing to do actually
 
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The_Darkest_Red

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Patriots7 said:
Agree completely, friend.
Tennis is glorious and it's always pained me that I've never been good at it.
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All it takes is a little practice! I am by no means an expert but I was the number one seed on my high school team for a couple of years. Granted we were pretty mediocre but I'll take it!

I am out of shape now, though. It would take a little while for me to get back in form.
 
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Greg

Member
The_Darkest_Red said:
I know that feel!

Tennis and ping-pong are probably my favorites to play with basketball as a close third. Sadly I don't get to play much of any of them these days. :(
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yeah, I miss playing as much as I used to

I used to live at the rec while in college... tennis, ping pong, racketball, basketball, and a constant supply of competition at all hours
ShaneB said:
Anyways, I need Hot Shots Golf PS4 to hurry up and come out.
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YES!
 
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MechDX

Member
Right after that pic was taken Tom threw the child over the side of the bus while shaking his head "no" and Pats fans applauded.
 
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Man God

Non-Canon Member
So the Lions are prohibitive Super Bowl favorites next year as they have the best young QB under 30, are going to resign Suh for a league minimum because he wants to win, Megatron will finally be back after missing the whole season, and they'll sign Lynch to a one year deal.
 
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Kave_Man

come in my shame circle
Fox318 said:
Do you people hate playing golf?
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I just got into it two summers ago. I'm loving it so far. I've only been out for a full 18 about 5-6 times in two summers but it feels so good.

I was hella proud getting a legit bogey in my first 3 rounds and then getting a legit birdie the last time I went out last summer.
 
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ActStriker

Member
In not-surprising news, Bobby Petrino is a spineless jackass

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/02/05/bobby-petrino-still-not-a-man-of-his-word/

In the NFL world, Bobby Petrino’s reputation for not being a man of his word stems mostly from his decision to abandon the Falcons during his only season as their head coach and take a job at Arkansas. In the college football world, Petrino’s reputation for not being a man of his word goes much deeper than that.

There was the time Petrino gave his mistress a job in the Arkansas athletic department, then engaged in a cover-up after questions were raised when he crashed his motorcycle with her on the back. There was the time Petrino took a job as an assistant at Auburn without even bothering to tell his boss (Tom Coughlin) that he was leaving his previous job. There was the time he went behind the backs of his bosses at Louisville in an attempt to get Auburn to fire his former boss (Tommy Tuberville) and get himself hired in Tuberville’s place. There was the time Petrino quit Louisville six months after signing a 10-year contract extension and promising he wasn’t going anywhere.

And now we have the recruitment of Matt Colburn.

Colburn is a running back at Dutch Fork High School in South Carolina. Eight months ago, Colburn committed to play for Petrino at Louisville. (Petrino is in his second stint as Louisville’s head coach; you can be forgiven if you’re having trouble keeping up with all the twists and turns in Petrino’s career path.) Colburn is considered a three-star prospect: A very good football player, although not the kind of elite talent who has scholarship offers from all the top football schools across the country. At the time that Colburn committed, Louisville seemed like a good fit for him.

But it turned out that Louisville had more good players commit to this year’s class than they were expecting. So many good players that they couldn’t fit them all under the scholarship limit. So instead of telling some of the new kids who have come along, “Sorry, but we don’t have any more scholarships to give,” this week Petrino decided that Colburn — who shut down his own recruiting eight months ago when he committed to Louisville — wouldn’t have a scholarship to enroll at Louisville in the fall after all.

That’s a lousy way to treat a kid who made a commitment to your football program, and it leaves Colburn in limbo. The other schools that had been recruiting Colburn moved on when he announced his commitment to Louisville eight months ago, and they’ve now reached their own scholarship limits and no longer have a scholarship to offer him — and unlike Petrino, those other coaches won’t kick another kid to the curb to make room. So Colburn is now scrambling to find another college to attend.

Oh, and did I mention that Petrino didn’t even have the guts to tell Colburn himself? Petrino had an assistant coach make the call to inform Colburn that he won’t be getting a scholarship to Louisville this year.

Colburn’s high school coach, Tom Knotts, is furious and says he and some other high school coaches have decided they will no longer work with Petrino when he wants to recruit their players.

“I tell my players when you commit, you commit,” Knotts told the Spartanburg Herald-Journal. “That’s what a commitment is. Matt’s been committed for eight months. It’s irritating that men can do this. He’s just a boy, a young man. He doesn’t know how to understand it. He’s very upset. Some things have opened up but that’s not the way it should be. It’s not right. Louisville is only going to hurt themselves doing this. Everybody knows not just what a good player Matt is but what a good person he is. That is not the way to do business and if that’s the way to do business we don’t want to deal with them. [Petrino] won’t be able to recruit my school anymore and I imagine there will be some other coaches that will say the same thing. Trust factor is just not there.”

At this point, anyone who puts trust in Petrino is just asking to be betrayed. Unfortunately, Petrino is still in a position where kids who don’t know better are vulnerable to his dishonesty.
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Goro Majima

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
Despite what ez says about Bielema, I'd rather have him than Petrino. Not sure what that says about Arkansas as a football program though.

It's embarrassing thinking back about how so many fans wanted to keep Petrino through that whole motorcycle accident mess. Thankfully Jeff Long had the common sense to oust Petrino.
 
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BigAT

Member
There's no doubting that Petrino is a piece of shit, but this happens an unfortunate amount in college football at some places. Seems to happen at southern schools the most.
 
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Bread

Banned
From Simmons's new article

Lions lose in gut wrenching fashion to Cowboys.
Cowboys lose in gut wrenching fashion to Packers.
Packers lose in gut wrenching fashion to Seahawks.
Seahawks lose in gut wrenching fashion to Pats.

:)
 
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Draxal

Member
BeautifulMemory said:
It's amazing how Petrino still has been able to obtain employment. What kind of magic does he have
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He's a really good college coach.

College football doesn't give a damn about morals.

BigAT said:
There's no doubting that Petrino is a piece of shit, but this happens an unfortunate amount in college football at some places. Seems to happen at southern schools the most.
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SEC SEC SEC and their ACC instate rivals pretty much.
 
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BeautifulMemory

Member
Bread said:
From Simmons's new article

Lions lose in gut wrenching fashion to Cowboys.
Cowboys lose in gut wrenching fashion to Packers.
Packers lose in gut wrenching fashion to Seahawks.
Seahawks lose in gut wrenching fashion to Pats.

:)
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And the Niners just lose, LOSERS.

Draxal said:
He's a really good college coach.

College football doesn't give a damn about morals.
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Damn that good? I was thinking in more normal circumstances he'd be burning bridges...but damn!
 
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Ninja Scooter

Member
I just assume all the major college coaches do that kind of scummy shit. Isn't the football god himself Nick Saban infamous for over signing and "convincing" lesser players to take medical leaves so he could free up scholarships? I remember reading they when John Calipari took the Kentucky job he basically forced out a bunch of scholarship juniors and seniors so that he can bring in better players. These guys are all sleazy used car salesmen.
 
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chuckddd

Fear of a GAF Planet
I like how everyone is mocking Marcus Peters to the Steelers in the first. There's about a 0.00% chance of that happening.
 
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Draxal

Member
Ninja Scooter said:
I just assume all the major college coaches do that kind of scummy shit. Isn't the football god himself Nick Saban infamous for over signing and "convincing" lesser players to take medical leaves so he could free up scholarships? I remember reading they when John Calipari took the Kentucky job he basically forced out a bunch of scholarship juniors and seniors so that he can bring in better players. These guys are all sleazy used car salesmen.
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Not really, the players that sign with Bama know they can start at and lower tier school, they know the deal before going there like all the basketball players at Kentucky know the deal while signing at UK.

There's degrees of sleeze Jones and Petrino top that at this moment.
 
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Respect

Member
Bread said:
From Simmons's new article

Lions lose in gut wrenching fashion to Cowboys.
Cowboys lose in gut wrenching fashion to Packers.
Packers lose in gut wrenching fashion to Seahawks.
Seahawks lose in gut wrenching fashion to Pats.

:)
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Someone actually sent that into his mailbag the Friday before the SB.

Q: Lions lose in gut wrenching fashion to Cowboys.
Cowboys lose in gut wrenching fashion to Packers.
Packers lose in gut wrenching fashion to Seahawks.
Seahawks lose in gut wrenching fashion to Pats.
—Chris, Austin
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