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[Goro Majima]

Cortland Innegan announces retirement via Instagram with the following message:

Fixed.

 

[Greg]

Cortland Finnegan announces retirement via Instagram with the following message:

"he hits like a bish"

 

[Bread]

Yes. I mean you guys were contenders most of the years you lost in the playoffs.

No we lost so our ceiling was "lose in playoffs"

 

[Pineapple Pizza]

Fuck the Pats

The Pats will always be back kburner favorites of mine, just for making it rain tears in Seattle. Because really, fuck Seattle and their 12th man BS.

 

[jmdajr]

meh.

This is what good teams do. Texans are finally doing it so I get excited for Brian Fucking Hoyer. His wife is kind of hot though

hmmm.

Do we have a top Texan's wive's of all time?

Anyhow, Wilfork will be bringing his smoking Wife as well. Let's try to settle down.

 

[MechDX]

Cortland Finnegan announces retirement via Instagram with the following message:

Gotta love him taking one last shot at Andre Johnson.

He got his shit pushed in like the bitch he was

 

[rando14]

What are the chances that this pineapple pizza guy is an alt, like a trillion percent?

 

[TheContact]

Feel shitty about losing Revis. Looks like the Pats and Revis used each other last year. Pats needed a good corner and Revis needed a good team to prove he was back to his original form after his ACL. I don't blame Revis--I'd take that kind of money too plus the Jets is his home. I just hope we keep Browner and get lucky with a good rookie CB. I can't go back to watching a shitty secondary patriots get knocked out in the playoffs again. I don't care if we win all 16 regular season games, every team needs a good backfield or you simply don't win championships

 

[friskykillface]

LOL terminated browners contract

What the fuck are you doing patriots

 

[MRSA]

The Pats will always be back kburner favorites of mine, just for making it rain tears in Seattle. Because really, fuck Seattle and their 12th man BS.

You belong in Yurope.........

 

[jbug617]

Fuck the Pats

why must you kick us when we are at our lowest? We are hurting right now

 

[MRSA]

why must you kick us when we are at our lowest? We are hurting right now

Pats fans are the worst

 

[Bowser]

Feel shitty about losing Revis. Looks like the Pats and Revis used each other last year. Pats needed a good corner and Revis needed a good team to prove he was back to his original form after his ACL. I don't blame Revis--I'd take that kind of money too plus the Jets is his home. I just hope we keep Browner and get lucky with a good rookie CB. I can't go back to watching a shitty secondary patriots get knocked out in the playoffs again. I don't care if we win all 16 regular season games, every team needs a good backfield or you simply don't win championships

Browner is visiting the Saints and Skins. I think the Skins will pay him what he wants. He's going to get at least Cary Williams-level money ($6-7m per), and given that Pats declined his $5.5m option, I doubt he's back with NE.

 

[Spinluck]

No we lost so our ceiling was "lose in playoffs"

Contender, what does it mean?

 

[Goro Majima]

The Pats will always be back kburner favorites of mine, just for making it rain tears in Seattle. Because really, fuck Seattle and their 12th man BS.

What are your thoughts on Sony or Nintendo?

 

[Bread]

Anyhow, Wilfork will be bringing his smoking Wife as well. Let's try to settle down.

 

[MechDX]

hmmm.

Do we have a top Texan's wive's of all time?

Anyhow, Wilfork will be bringing his smoking Wife as well. Let's try to settle down.

I just want to Wilfork and Ted Johnson have an interview together.

 

[Himynameischris]

Bunch of rats up in here, fucken gata

 

[ampere]

I'm in the other camp. I think Pat Shurmur was impressed by Bradford and convinced Chip he's their guy. Even so, what teams even want Bradford? The Jets? They pick after the Redskins, who are now rumored to be going after Mariota. I don't necessarily see how this made it any easier.

Yeah I was thinking the Jets maybe, but if Washington goes for Mariota there's no way they'd play nice and trade.

We'll have to see. I like Chip, but I am totally at a loss for his thought process right now

Anyhow, Wilfork will be bringing his smoking Wife as well. Let's try to settle down.

wow, classy

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Fuck the Pats for doing this to friends Bread and Dutch

 

[brentech]

That's the NFL's attempt on "How not to make a map that you can read"

 

[VeryGooster]

Mark Herzlich resigned with the Giants. Not a shock. Good special teams guy and seemed to have finally found his niche as an outside backer. He isn't great but his contributions on ST and depth will be good for the low price we likely paid for him.

Had fun watching people react to Herzlich's re-signing but anything to remotely help ST.

 

[Spinluck]

What are your thoughts on Sony or Nintendo?

You're a shell of your former self. Let it go friend wienke. Aaron was GIMPED and was sore from all night sex with Munn.

 

[Bread]

Fuck the Pats for doing this to friends Bread and Dutch

They could go 0-16 for all I care, we won the god damn supa bo

 

[shiftplusone]

meh.

This is what good teams do. Texans are finally doing it so I get excited for Brian Fucking Hoyer. His wife is kind of hot though

w0w



all I heard yesterday was that murray was gonna be gone by the end of the night and now I see that the situation is exactly the same as it was a week ago

 

[darkside31337]

That's the NFL's attempt on "How not to make a map that you can read"

Poor Matt Cassel.

 

[MechDX]

Poor Matt Cassel.

Cassell? Poor Miguel is in mourning again for Keenum.

RIP x2 Case

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

You don't get it
We went from contenders to a team that might only win the AFC east and then lose in the playoffs, am I supposed to be ok with that!?

You are one of the last few good Pats fans, my friend.

 

[Goro Majima]

You're a shell of your former self. Let it go friend wienke. Aaron was GIMPED and was sore from all night sex with Munn.

I'm merely trying to start friendly conversation with our new friend!

Also, you know damn well Aaron is saving himself for marriage but also thinks girls are icky.

 

[Respect]

Guys the Pats resigned Brian Tyms.

 

[Dega]

Cassell? Poor Miguel is in mourning again for Keenum.

RIP x2 Case

Case is a big Texans fanboy so it sucks to see his heart get ripped out by the team twice. lol


Oh well.

 

[Pineapple Pizza]

What are your thoughts on Sony or Nintendo?

I have a PS4 that rarely gets used, and a DS I bought just to fuck around with Pokémon at work. Other than that, I'm a PC gamer mostly.

 

[BigAT]

At least he has a sense of humor about it:


Teddy Bridgewater @teddyb_h2o
Thank God for pro days lol

 

[Patriots7]

Feel shitty about losing Revis. Looks like the Pats and Revis used each other last year. Pats needed a good corner and Revis needed a good team to prove he was back to his original form after his ACL. I don't blame Revis--I'd take that kind of money too plus the Jets is his home. I just hope we keep Browner and get lucky with a good rookie CB. I can't go back to watching a shitty secondary patriots get knocked out in the playoffs again. I don't care if we win all 16 regular season games, every team needs a good backfield or you simply don't win championships

We're definitely not keeping Browner.

It's cool though, Edelman going back to the secondary!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Sure would like the patriots to sign some players right about now

Harvin, Sheard and a trade for Dick Sherman

 

[Caja 117]

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/575466990678077441


That is INSANE

Wait, 155 Mil, if he plays 5 years? how that goes from 70 mil to 155 mil? i dont have aa single clue on NFL contracts, so can someone Explain, or is it, 155 Mill lifetime?

 

[brentech]

155M in his career

 

[Goro Majima]

Wait, 155 Mil, if he plays 5 years? how that goes from 70 mil to 155 mil? i dont have aa single clue on NFL contracts, so can someone Explain, or is it, 155 Mill lifetime?

I'm guessing 155 million from the Jets alone in aggregate.

Or maybe his career.

 

[rando14]

Pfft 155 mil, who can afford to feed their family with that chump change.

Try playing baseball instead!! My boy Arod has already cleared $350 million and has like $50 left to go

 

[brentech]

YEAR	TEAM	SALARY	SIGNING BONUS	ROSTER BONUS	WORKOUT BONUS	RESTRUCTURE BONUS	OPTION BONUS	INCENTIVE	TOTAL CASH
2007	Cash $285,000	$4,700,500	$333,500	-	-	-	-	$5,319,000
2008	Cash $370,000	-	$2,200,000	$100,000	$2,412,500	-	-	$5,082,500
2009	Cash $460,000	-	$5,700,000	$100,000	-	-	-	$6,260,000
2010	Cash 	$7,500,000	-	-	-	-	-	$538,000	$8,038,000
2011	 Cash $6,000,000	-	$1,000,000	-	-	$18,000,000	-	$25,000,000
2012	Cash $4,500,000	-	$2,000,000	$1,000,000	-	-	-	$7,500,000
2013	Cash $13,000,000	-	$2,000,000	$1,000,000	-	-	-	$16,000,000
2014	Cash $1,500,000	$10,000,000	$500,000	-	-	-	-	$12,000,000
Est. (8 seasons)	$33,615,000	$14,700,500	$13,733,500	$2,200,000	$2,412,500	$18,000,000	$538,000	$85,199,500

in his career, including 2014, he has already earned: $85,199,500



Add the 70M contract, bam, $155

 

[crimzonflame]

Why did they Eagles trade Foles and McCoy?

 

[MechDX]

Adam Caplan ‏@caplannfl · 2m2 minutes ago
S Rahim Moore is visiting the #Texans today, source said.

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter · 21s21 seconds ago
Texans are trading QB Ryan Fitzpatrick to the New York Jets for a late-round conditional draft pick, per a league source.

 

[Goro Majima]

Pfft 155 mil, who can afford to feed their family with that chump change.

Try playing baseball instead!! My boy Arod has already cleared $350 million and has like $50 left to go

How many World Series titles did the Mariners get exactly?

 

[Bowser]

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 11s11 seconds ago
Texans are trading QB Ryan Fitzpatrick to the New York Jets for a late-round conditional draft pick, per a league source.

 

[LyleLanley]

"Texans are trading QB Ryan Fitzpatrick to the New York Jets for a late-round conditional draft pick, per a league source." - @AdamSchefter

Dream team!

 

[Cybit]

How many World Series titles did the Mariners get exactly?

Pretty sure the Yankees won in 2009.

 

[rando14]

How many World Series titles did the Mariners get exactly?

You keep using this same point and my counterpoint remains the same: exactly the same number as the Brewers

 

[Pineapple Pizza]

"Texans are trading QB Ryan Fitzpatrick to the New York Jets for a late-round conditional draft pick, per a league source." - @AdamSchefter

Dream team!

Wait, they are trading him for a maybe pick?

That's gotta sting a little.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Jest

 

[Dega]

Bye Fitz! Hope he does well.