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[Syrinx]

I just called a girl co-worker a lesbian in front of everyone when she's not.

That was embarrassing.

And stupid.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I just called a girl co-worker a lesbian in front of everyone when she's not.

That was embarrassing.

Better find a new job

 

[shadyspace]

Signed CB Revis (You obviously know this one.)
Signed CB Buster Skrine
Signed G James Carpenter
Resigned RB Bilal Powell
Traded for WR Brandon Marshall

And talk is that they are getting Cromartie back.

 

[ParityBit]

I just called a girl co-worker a lesbian in front of everyone when she's not.

That was embarrassing.

"Embarrassing" is probably the least of your worries at this point

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I just called a girl co-worker a lesbian in front of everyone when she's not.

That was embarrassing.

So when will you make your thread in OT?

 

[Grover Cleveland]

RIP gutshot's employment

 

[jakncoke]

I just called a girl co-worker a lesbian in front of everyone when she's not.

That was embarrassing.

ib4 called into hr office

 

[eznark]

Signed CB Revis (You obviously know this one.)
Signed CB Buster Skrine
Signed G James Carpenter
Resigned RB Bilal Powell
Traded for WR Brandon Marshall

Totally forgot about Marshall, knew it happened but yeah, strong offseason! Definitely strong third place potential in the AfCN

 

[Eleuin]

Eagle's fans lives just falling apart

 

[LyleLanley]

And talk is that they are getting Cromartie back.

What happens to Milliner then?

 

[gutshot]

Well, she kept on referring to her "partner" and was talking about how her "partner" made her lunch (which was a fancy pizza with bacon and goat cheese).

So I just asked, "Does she like to cook?"

She kind of looked at me for a second and was like "He.. yeah, he likes to cook."

 

[LyleLanley]

Just say you thought she was a man, problem solved.

 

[eznark]

Well, she kept on referring to her "partner" and was talking about how her "partner" made her lunch (which was a fancy pizza with bacon and goat cheese).

So I just asked, "Does she like to cook?"

She kind of looked at me for a second and was like "He.. yeah, he likes to cook."

Straight people that say partner are monsters.

 

[PhoenixDark]

I just called a girl co-worker a lesbian in front of everyone when she's not.

That was embarrassing.

RIP

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Who eats goat cheese

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Well, she kept on referring to her "partner" and was talking about how her "partner" made her lunch (which was a fancy pizza with bacon and goat cheese).

So I just asked, "Does she like to cook?"

She kind of looked at me for a second and was like "He.. yeah, he likes to cook."

So you think men can't cook.

Sexist

 

[shadyspace]

Well, she kept on referring to her "partner" and was talking about how her "partner" made her lunch (which was a fancy pizza with bacon and goat cheese).

So I just asked, "Does she like to cook?"

She kind of looked at me for a second and was like "He.. yeah, he likes to cook."

Do you think it is the 90s or are you just in the midwest? It is very typical for "partner" to be used by a straight person as a term for their boyfriend/girlfriend. I would never make such an assumption.

 

[Link]

And talk is that they are getting Cromartie back.

I didn't want to mention anything that's not official.

What happens to Milliner then?

Maybe they can try him at safety.

 

[Bread]

I just called a girl co-worker a lesbian in front of everyone when she's not.

That was embarrassing.

 

[shadyspace]

I didn't want to mention anything that's not official.

Gotcha.

 

[ampere]

Well, she kept on referring to her "partner" and was talking about how her "partner" made her lunch (which was a fancy pizza with bacon and goat cheese).

So I just asked, "Does she like to cook?"

She kind of looked at me for a second and was like "He.. yeah, he likes to cook."

oh

Yea some hetero couples use partner instead of bf/gf

This is actually less bad than what I expected your story to be. Just embarrassing and not grounds for termination

 

[gutshot]

Do you think it is the 90s or are you just in the midwest? It is very typical for "partner" to be used by a straight person as a term for their boyfriend/girlfriend. I would never make such an assumption.

I'd never heard it before.

Live and learn.

 

[Skiptastic]

Once Andre gets in a room with Grigson it's over.

Same for anyone who gets in a room with him.

#thecloser

#thatsmyGM

#HeDraftedLuckWhatAGenius

#giveHimCreditForTYthough

#AndVontaeTrade

#iranoutofhashtags

 

[shadyspace]

I'd never heard it before.

Live and learn.

ciaossu is right though. That could have been way worse.

 

[eznark]

Do you think it is the 90s or are you just in the midwest? It is very typical for "partner" to be used by a straight person as a term for their boyfriend/girlfriend. I would never make such an assumption.

Heard it like twice living in Boston for four years. Each time everyone else was confused and asked for clarification.

 

[shadyspace]

Heard it like twice living in Boston for four years. Each time everyone else was confused and asked for clarification.

I hear it from a certain kind of woman all the time. White, middle aged, progressive. Seems like an equality move or something. Either way, it's almost like they're daring you to do exactly what gutshot did so I've learned to not make that mistake. I've never once heard a man say it.

 

[Dega]

Do you think it is the 90s or are you just in the midwest? It is very typical for "partner" to be used by a straight person as a term for their boyfriend/girlfriend. I would never make such an assumption.

I don't think it is..

 

[Plasticine]

Well, she kept on referring to her "partner" and was talking about how her "partner" made her lunch (which was a fancy pizza with bacon and goat cheese).

So I just asked, "Does she like to cook?"

She kind of looked at me for a second and was like "He.. yeah, he likes to cook."

I like how you interpreted fancy pizza as an indicator her partner was a woman.

 

[eznark]

I hear it from a certain kind of woman all the time. White, middle aged, progressive. Seems like an equality move or something. Either way, it's almost like they're daring you to do exactly what gutshot did so I've learned to not make that mistake. I've never once heard a man say it.

Yeah same.

I did hear a guy say it once when he was with his girlfriend. When she walked away he apologized. It was humorous.

 

[Futurevoid]

Giants resigned Henry Hynoski. Happy to see that. McAdoo doesn't employ a fullback often enough, IMO and Hyno is a good one.

Ron Parker (S) is visiting the Bears but reports are many teams still in the mix including the Giants.

Rahim Moore is visiting the Texans.

Giants really need to get one of those two guys, IMO.

 

[Dysun]

What happens to Milliner then?

He will be on IR by week 6

 

[Sweeney Tom]

I don't think it is..

It's not unheard of, but it's probably not that common. He's right though that you shouldn't assume until pronouns are used.

 

[PhoenixDark]

Lions apparently going after Jake Long...

 

[MechDX]

Paul-NFL Chargers ‏@paulmaland · 7m7 minutes ago
Two scouts met with RB Melvin Gordon following his workout. #Chargers and #Texans

After this year Arian can be cut with 2 million cap hit while saving 8 million.

 

[Trey]

Well, she kept on referring to her "partner" and was talking about how her "partner" made her lunch (which was a fancy pizza with bacon and goat cheese).

So I just asked, "Does she like to cook?"

She kind of looked at me for a second and was like "He.. yeah, he likes to cook."

"Does your partner like to cook?" was the correct reply.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Do you think it is the 90s or are you just in the midwest? It is very typical for "partner" to be used by a straight person as a term for their boyfriend/girlfriend. I would never make such an assumption.

No one I know does that but I'm a dirty southerner.

 

[Himynameischris]

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She's sitting down all day, it would be mission impossible

 

[MechDX]

She's sitting down all day, it would be mission impossible

Trejo would get that shot. You sir are no Trejo!

 

[Patriots7]

If the Pats don't move Brady at the draft or make some mystery splash in FA I'm going to be pissed. The whole division is loading up. Law of averages is going to catch up and they will be sub .500 for a decade.

I love Tommy, but wouldn't be too upset if that happened. He wants another shot at a Super Bowl and has maybe 2-3 years left.
Trade him to a contender for a haul and start building around Jimmy. At least then I could pretend that I understand what the fuck Belichick is doing this offseason.

 

[BlackGhost]

After this year Arian can be cut with 2 million cap hit while saving 8 million.

But do you want the Texans to cut him?

 

[gutshot]

Chip actually addressing the media. Wow.

Get ya popcorn, ready!

 

[effzee]

Giants resigned Henry Hynoski. Happy to see that. McAdoo doesn't employ a fullback often enough, IMO and Hyno is a good one.

Ron Parker (S) is visiting the Bears but reports are many teams still in the mix including the Giants.

Rahim Moore is visiting the Texans.

Giants really need to get one of those two guys, IMO.

No Eagles need 1 of them

 

[MechDX]

But do you want the Texans to cut him?

Yes. Absolutely

 

[LyleLanley]

Drew Brees just tweeted a picture of one of his kids wearing a Jimmy Graham jersey. I think he's happy with the trade.

 

[effzee]

Chip actually addressing the media. Wow.

Get ya popcorn, ready!

When?

 

[gutshot]

When?

Right now. http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/

 

[Futurevoid]

Chip on Mariota:

Dan Graziano ‏@DanGrazianoESPN 28s29 seconds ago
Wow. Chip Kelly: "I think Marcus is the best QB in the draft. We well never mortgage our future to go up and get someone like that."

No Eagles need 1 of them

No. Us.

 

[gutshot]

Tim McManus @Tim_McManus
Chip: We will never mortgage our future to get a player like Mariota

Good thing Sam Bradford isn't the future then, amirite?

 

[effzee]

Fuck stuck in a meeting at work. Are they introducing Bradford?

 

[Dega]

Chip on Mariota:




No. Us.

You know what to do Mech.