Dutch Gronk
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But you're a Jets fan.
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But you're a Jets fan.
Just guessing, have no idea what kids like these days...
But honestly: don´t cook by yourself. Either get all ingredients and cook with her "lets try how we work together"; or order something. And not just some pizza, order something good. And buy a GOOD bottle of wine that fits to the food.
Hmm my recommendation would be to make something relatively simple for dinner, a solid pasta dish or something. With WHITE PLATES obviously, so that she can Instagram dat shit and the world can see your beauty :')
Then when the meal is done, ask for her to help you make dessert. Something that doesn't take too long, gets her involved in the kitchen, where you can work your Dutch moves!!
Then the magic happens
PS Make sure you have good silverware, aint nobody tryna be impressed with a bachelors plastic fork!!
Then when the meal is done, ask for her to help you make dessert. Something that doesn't take too long, gets her involved in the kitchen, where you can work your Dutch moves!!
Then the magic happens
PS Make sure you have good silverware, aint nobody tryna be impressed with a bachelors plastic fork!!
Alligatorjandro
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I can't wait until we play the jets this year
I'm gonna say fuck the jets so much
I'm gonna say fuck the jets so much
DeaconKnowledge
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sf2fanatic
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Dammit guys i'm hungry now and still got an hour left of work til break.
Starphoenix
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Call it a crazy early season prediction, but I think the Giants will return to form and challenge for the NFC East if not win the division.
I´d strongly advise against pasta. He sounds nervous, and if he gets the shakes and has noodles dropped in the sauce he´d look like a fool.
Make a small fingerfood buffet, especially if you´re unsure what she likes. You can have a variety of stuff with small effort. Hell, you could even buy some burgers from McD, cut them up in small chunks and put toothpicks in them.
And you can tell a lot about a lady by the way she eats.
Unconditional
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I like the way the jags are approaching free agency. They targeted 5: McCourty, Cobb, Thomas, Parnell, Odrick. They got three. Took the money from losing McCourty and got Skuta, House, and Brown. Made an offer on Murray but they aren't gonna break the bank for him. They'll just draft one in the later rounds. Decent free agency for us. Wish we coulda at least have picked up Cobb or McCourty though
Does somebody need a hug?
AbortedWalrusFetus
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Seems like the Eagles are going to get Murray. This has been the weirdest free agency period ever.
He had that planned since the last game of the season. Good riddance
BlackGhost
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Word on the streets is teams aren't willing to give him the money he's looking for, wants more then williams. And won't always be on the field on all 3 downs
DeaconKnowledge
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Re: Jason Worilds
.Steelers beat writer Jim Wexell said:
Alligatorjandro
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I wish I could hug the Superbowl 49 Lombardi trophy
And the 76ers get a 2nd round pick as part of the deal.
Oh so the overplaying his hand thing might be true. ;__;
Watch us sign Wilfork now, lol
Age is only a number!
AbortedWalrusFetus
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I vaguely remember hearing Embiid had a setback so they made need another pick : (
Supposedly the Mathews deal is falling through with Demarco seemingly signing with Eagles.
Maybe we package a deal with Bradford and Murray and trade up to 2nd pick
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The Coughlin-coaster
be really shitty
win a SB out of nowhere
go back to being really shitty
win a SB out of nowhere
go back to being really shitty
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Nobody but phi and jax want murray. Actual gms understand hes not worth the money and is injury proneSupposedly the Mathews deal is falling through with Demarco seemingly signing with Eagles.
Maybe we package a deal with Bradford and Murray and trade up to 2nd pick
HAHA
I thought the Mathews deal was inked, only pending the physical?
Agreed to, but not yet pen to paper.
Turned out to be nothing. He's actually been cleared for more rigorous workouts.
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The 2019 championship parade is back on!
DeaconKnowledge
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Go to your local junkyard.
Thanks, I was afraid of going somewhere and getting ripped off. Gonna look for one before work.
When will he be traded to the knicks for a conditional 2nd?
Ninja Scooter
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Maybe we package a deal with Bradford and Murray and trade up to 2nd pick
Who are you going to trade them to? Dr. James Andrews?
AbortedWalrusFetus
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Supposedly the Mathews deal is falling through with Demarco seemingly signing with Eagles.
Maybe we package a deal with Bradford and Murray and trade up to 2nd pick
HAHA
You must resign yourself to the Bradford future.
That is good news.
Gonna be Murray, Matthews, and Sproles. We're not gonna see Polk this year.
Sounds bitter/petty.
Everyone is prone to injury. It's the National football league.
shiftplusone
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that's how locally it's felt here too the whole time
"cowboys will give you 5"
"agent says I can get 15 from here but i'll come back to you for 8?"
"... we'll give you 5"
DeaconKnowledge
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A little, but at the same time it makes a lot of sense, Guy had all the measurables but never seemed to excel on the field. It just didn't add up. The retirement puts a lot of Worilds' career up to this point in perspective. He wasn't passionate about football.
For what it's worth I admire him. There are plenty of guys who couldn't care less about football who collect paychecks for years regardless. Worilds could have easily been one of those guys and robbed a team blind for 3 + years.
I'm just trying to make sense of the crazy offseason we are having.
No. That dream is dead. I have no doubt he inquired and tried but the price go move up way way too much. Bradford was plan B and they are set for now.
You don't introduce him at a conference, put up his jersey ofor sale, and have him plastered all over your website if he is just a pawn to get Mariota. Besides Foles and or McCoy were much bigger and better trade pieces and they aren't on the team anymore.
Only way they land Mariota is if he falls to them either at 20 or if they can move up 5-6 spots to pick him after he falls out of thr top 10.
Chip also said that someone offered them a 1st for Bradford and that he never asked for GM power, so...
Those are obvious lies. You'd have to be insane to not take that 1st. You could then realistically trade those 2 1st round picks to take Mariota.
I'm reading some positive stuff about Bradford which makes me feel a little better. If healthy at worse he will play at the same mediocre level Foles/Sanchez played for us last year. If hurt then well we still have mediocre Sanchez.
Still don't get the compensation. All logic says we should have received the 2nd round pick but instead gave 1 up. Rams FO is probably laughing their butts off.
Plus they can still take Mariota @ 10 if he slips. Got rid of Bradford and his salary, picked up Foles who is owed only 660k, and swindled the Eagles out of their 2nd round pick from 2016.
Goro Majima
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I seriously doubt there are any more big trades happening before the draft. They would have happened by now. If the Eagles wanted to move up, they would have by now but apparently nobody wants what they're selling.
You do realize that all of the leaks are fed by agents to help their own clients right? It absolutely came from Murrays camp.
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