Funny and true:
Will Brinson ‏@WillBrinson
Eagles starting RB
1 month ago: LeSean McCoy
1 week ago: Frank Gore
1 day ago: Ryan Mathews
1 hour ago: DeMarco Murray
Surprised he hasnt signed Lamichael James
Funny and true:
Will Brinson ‏@WillBrinson
Eagles starting RB
1 month ago: LeSean McCoy
1 week ago: Frank Gore
1 day ago: Ryan Mathews
1 hour ago: DeMarco Murray
I think I am due for this in 2018.
I am for whoever has the smallest fingers. Alex Smith would be my choice if he was a doctor.
And fuck having an audience. If there is a dude/dudette to watch to make sure there is no cupping of the balls or whatever extra shit a pervy doctor might do I am walking right out of there.
And this thread sucks. Glad I have been too busy to post or read it very often.
How many rings will he be wearing on "the" finger?I hope Michael Jordan does yours just for the hell of it.
Cowboys did the right thing letting DeMarco Murray walk, even if he walked to a division rival. Whether they sign Adrian Peterson or draft a player like Melvin Gordon, they can plug a running back behind that offensive line and churn out 1,500 yards.
I would drink a gallon of ex-lax an hour before the procedure.I hope Michael Jordan does yours just for the hell of it.
All of them! I'm sure Brady will also lend his rings for that special occasion.How many rings will he be wearing on "the" finger?
👀 RT @PSchrags I'm told Philly is prepared to pay Murray, NFL's top rusher in '14, as a 'top 5 running back'.
This is what everyone thought in Denver when they let go of Moreno and Ball was gonna be the starter. Now they found success with Anderson and HIllman but Ball is complete trash. Sometimes its not just a plug and play.
The only crazy thing about that "report" is they you believe it.
Raiders got Nate Allen. Seems like a pretty solid safety.
Glad Murray is going to the Eagles. Really didn't buy the Raiders were that interested. They probably put in a bid sure, but when he wanted too much, they just went with Helu and will draft a late rounder or sign another vet later.
I don't disagree, but I don't think that's a good comparison. People had that belief because teams have always been so afraid of Peyton's arm that he could afford to only call runs for his RBs when it was conducive to success for them. When his arm strength decreased this season and the Broncos offensive line had some struggles, the RBs struggled accordingly. The Cowboys offensive line, presuming they don't take a step back, blew open huge holes last season that any half decent RB could find yardage through.
Okay bros, extra added dimension. I'm cooking at her place and her sister (who I already know well) is coming to eat as well. So I have to go big here.
Gonna go with an entire chicken, spice that bitch up, shove a lemon up it, add some fresh thyme and all that. Make a massive bomb ass salad, super fresh, super awesome, super colorful, gonna throw some flowers in there for some extra bang. As a side some sick corn on the cob straight from the grill.
Gonna overload that table with so much goodness, color and awesome that they won't know what hit them.
For desert I'll make some tiny raspberry/banana/ caramel cakes, from scratch together with her.
I'm the king of every kitchen I enter, fuck you WanderingWind.
Okay bros, extra added dimension. I'm cooking at her place and her sister (who I already know well) is coming to eat as well. So I have to go big here.
Gonna go with an entire chicken, spice that bitch up, shove a lemon up it, add some fresh thyme and all that. Make a massive bomb ass salad, super fresh, super awesome, super colorful, gonna throw some flowers in there for some extra bang. As a side some sick corn on the cob straight from the grill.
Gonna overload that table with so much goodness, color and awesome that they won't know what hit them.
For desert I'll make some tiny raspberry/banana/ caramel cakes, from scratch together with her.
I'm the king of every kitchen I enter, fuck you WanderingWind.
Wait, the sister is coming as well?
So there's a .01% chance of awesome and a 99.99% chance of her making it less enjoyable. Are you sure you're not friendzoned?
Sounds like he just got promoted to the cook in this relationship.Wait, the sister is coming as well?
So there's a .01% chance of awesome and a 99.99% chance of her making it less enjoyable. Are you sure you're not friendzoned?
Chiefs traded this year's 5th-round pick to Saints for two-time Pro Bowl guard Ben Grubbs, per league source.
Why can't Reese make these moves?Good trade for both sides. Saints had to clear cap space and accumulate picks and Chiefs desperately need any offensive help they can get.
Okay bros, extra added dimension. I'm cooking at her place and her sister (who I already know well) is coming to eat as well. So I have to go big here.
Gonna go with an entire chicken, spice that bitch up, shove a lemon up it, add some fresh thyme and all that. Make a massive bomb ass salad, super fresh, super awesome, super colorful, gonna throw some flowers in there for some extra bang. As a side some sick corn on the cob straight from the grill.
Gonna overload that table with so much goodness, color and awesome that they won't know what hit them.
For desert I'll make some tiny raspberry/banana/ caramel cakes, from scratch together with her.
I'm the king of every kitchen I enter, fuck you WanderingWind.
Except the sister is there.you're doing it wrong, Dutch
when it comes time for dessert, all you do is bring out a can of whipped cream
I'll be your plus oneExcept the sister is there.
Granted that is probably not a hurdle for a Pats fan, but most decent human beings would hesitate.
This really just sounds like he is their personal chef.
If Dutch can make some good friend chicken I want to be invited to the next dinner. The same no sex or touching provisions apply!
We can tell him that we are "brothers" and you can lead him on so that he posts on GAF that you are his boyfriend.I like to set the bar low with my cooking
if she's not happy with slightly burnt buttered toast, she can kick rocks
I'll be your plus one
is Cromartie still alive?
Okay bros, extra added dimension. I'm cooking at her place and her sister (who I already know well) is coming to eat as well. So I have to go big here.
Gonna go with an entire chicken, spice that bitch up, shove a lemon up it, add some fresh thyme and all that. Make a massive bomb ass salad, super fresh, super awesome, super colorful, gonna throw some flowers in there for some extra bang. As a side some sick corn on the cob straight from the grill.
Gonna overload that table with so much goodness, color and awesome that they won't know what hit them.
For desert I'll make some tiny raspberry/banana/ caramel cakes, from scratch together with her.
I'm the king of every kitchen I enter, fuck you WanderingWind.
What's so crazy about Murray leaving Dallas is this is so not what Jerry usually does. They historically give extensions early, pay stars, and keep good players way too long. To the point they have no money for the glue players.
And now they do things more prudent and it's puzzling everyone. I think this shows Steven Jones is way more in control these days
Raiders got Nate Allen. Seems like a pretty solid safety..
Give me the address, sounds like you can use an extra hand.
you're doing it wrong, Dutch
when it comes time for dessert, all you do is bring out a can of whipped cream
Wait, Eagles had a deal with Matthews but are now reneging?
The Thaddening
Wait, Eagles had a deal with Matthews but are now reneging?