stealing crabmeat from the grocery store and still being picked #1 overall in the NFL draft!
I highly doubt the town of Tallahassee would let Jameis remain poor while he was playing football for them. He's not stealing food because it's the only way he can eat.
When the zombie apocalypse happens, and money has no value, people like you will get ate first.
Bionic's ping pong training regimen will allow him to survive.