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[Syrinx]

Fuck this seizure-inducing Wolfenstein ad I keep seeing.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

goddammit

Just nut up and make a pick

 

[Konka]

goddamnit is not a poster in NFLGAF

Pick someone for the Jags

He's just getting started.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

goddamnit is not a poster in NFLGAF

Pick someone for the Jags

Jaguars trade Alligatorjandro (who was never a part of the Jags but ended up here somehow) to the Patriots for Bread.

 

[Eleuin]

Bread right now:

 

[Elfforkusu]

He made the pick for the Jags!

He is a Jags fan!

 

[squicken]

gata is still on the clock. All he did was make a trade. Just being difficult as usual

 

[jbug617]

Got to admit that's a good response Gata. I didn't expect it

 

[chuckddd]

So bread is worth the number 3 pick and a scrub. Jags as dumb in this draft as in reality.

 

[MechDX]

Everyone should just draft squicken and speed up the inevitable

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Noodle

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

If Posts Per Day = 40 yd time, no way Gata falls past Oakland.

He basically ran a 2.8 40

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Jaguars select Coldnoodle

Browns on the clock

 

[Eleuin]

Jaguars select Coldnoodle

Browns on the clock

This is a terrible pick, good job Gata

 

[squicken]

Wow. Shocking pick. Didn't see Noodle mocked that high anywhere

 

[Futurevoid]

Wow. Shocking pick. Didn't see Noodle mocked that high anywhere

He was mocked plenty..

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for his taste in women.

.

 

[BlackGhost]

You guys are Fools. Browns select Greg, position OW ( offensive weapon ) Greg has the athletic abilities of a once in a generation prospect. He'll be the face of the land of Cleve. We are all witness. #Greg #JumpMan
Gordon & Jordan & Greg

Strongly considered Squicken but I was afraid he would pull an Eli on us.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

He was mocked plenty..

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for his taste in women.

.

:jnc

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Whoever drafts me us going to get great value.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Browns select Greg

Raiders on the clock

 

[BlackGhost]

Whoever drafts me us going to get great value.

Your character concerns make you undraftable.

your face makes you undraftable.

Point proven, you're a thug.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Your character concerns make you undraftable.

your face makes you undraftable.

 

[squicken]

Strongly considered Squicken but I was afraid he would pull an Eli on us.

I'll be mocking myself to San Diego. No humidity, beaches, loose women. I'll refuse to play for anyone else

 

[MechDX]

I'll be mocking myself to San Diego. No humidity, beaches, loose women. I'll refuse to play for anyone else until I change mind.

I finished it for you

 

[Tom Penny]

Tom outdid himself with this shit SMH

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Who's the fastest poster? The Raiders would select him.

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definitely not Bucket

 

[rando14]

Who's the fastest poster? The Raiders would select him.

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definitely not Bucket

Gata has like 40 posts a day, I guess he'd be the fastest

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Gata has like 40 posts a day, I guess he'd be the fastest

Pretty sure there are enough deficiencies there that he'd fall out of the draft

 

[Bread]

Jaguars trade Alligatorjandro (who was never a part of the Jags but ended up here somehow) to the Patriots for Bread.

Bread right now:

i am very happy to be a part of the jags organization, i want to thank gata for considering me with this top pick. tamanon i will be your everything.

 

[BlackGhost]

Been watching Arrow on Netflix

 

[JABEE]

Tom outdid himself with this shit SMH

Fuck New England.

How the Hell do they keep finding ways to be even more deplorable? Bionic, show me the way. What is happening?

 

[Coldnoodle]

Number 2 overall biiiiiitches!

YA'LL DIDN'T BELIEVE IN ME!

BUT I MADE IT!

TIME TO GET DRUNK WITH LEBRON!

 

[MechDX]

i am very happy to be a part of the jags organization, i want to thank gata for considering me with this top pick. tamanon i will be your everything.

Pats GAF leader never approved of this trade. I can't lose my #2.

 

[Tamanon]

i am very happy to be a part of the jags organization, i want to thank gata for considering me with this top pick. tamanon i will be your everything.

As a highly drafted Jaguar I expect you to be busted for weed or cocaine any day now.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Where's my signing bonus

 

[JABEE]

Where's my signing bonus

Gata will give you a rub.

 

[Bread]

Pats GAF leader never approved of this trade. I can't lose my #2.

now i don't know what to think

As a highly drafted Jaguar I expect you to be busted for weed or cocaine any day now.

it's ok i am only a drunk, you guys don't have problems with drunks.

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[BlackGhost]

Gata will give you a rub.

:jnc

 

[Coldnoodle]

Gata will give you a rub.

Thank god he got traded.

now i don't know what to think

it's ok i am only a drunk, you guys don't have problems with drunks.

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Hello new buddy.

We're going to the club.

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bring a gun.

 

[Elfforkusu]

e: nevermind, I can't read. This mock is too much for me
e2: I swore that Gata's original post said he was trading the pick too. Does this count as tampering?

 

[Bread]

i am definitely worth more than noodle and gata, bill got hosed!

 

[Grover Cleveland]

So wait, if the Jags selected Noodle but also traded the pick and Gata to the Jags for Bread... doesn't that mean the Pats ended up with Noodle and Gata?

Cellar dwellers.

I think Billy B may have finally lost his mind.

All that evil for too long will rot a man's mind.

 

[Mackenzie 92]

Raiders take will take gata. better than a pats fan at least.

no belly rubs tho

 

[Coldnoodle]

Cincinnati sends the 24th overall pick and Eznark to Atlanta for the 6th overall pick.

Waiting for Atlanta to accept.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Raiders select Alligatorjandro

Falcons on the clock

 

[Bread]

guys please take this draft seriously

gata and coldplay picked in the top 5? come on fellas.

 

[Coldnoodle]

guys please take this draft seriously

gata and coldplay picked in the top 5? come on fellas.

Why you got to be like that?

We teammates, brothers now.

 

[Elfforkusu]

guys please take this draft seriously

gata and coldplay picked in the top 5? come on fellas.

When the real NFL-GAF draft happens later this week you won't think it's so funny!

 

[Bread]

Why you got to be like that?

We teammates, brothers now.

what position do you play, i've been compared to guys like darrelle revis and richard sherman, but with the body of jason seahorn.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Atlanta-gaf is sleeping I think.

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And in medical school