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[Vyroxis]

Fastest way to get the EPA and OSHA to crawl up your ass? Have a 10000 gallon tank filled with hydrochloric acid spring a leak with no shutoff system that can only drain onto the ground outside.

We may be fucked.

 

[Himynameischris]

For the first draft in a while I'm not nervous about what the dolphins are doing, they have a lot of options because it's a deep draft so it'll be hard for them to fuck it up but thank god Ireland is on a team as far from Miami as possible.

 

[Talon]

I would rather reach early for Beckham Jr. We already have two solid tight ends.

I wouldn't mind drafting Ebron and using him as trade bait.

Madden is the most accurate NFL simulator in Kas' world.

 

[squicken]

I would rather reach early for Beckham Jr. We already have two solid tight ends.

I wouldn't mind drafting Ebron and using him as trade bait.

Kas, you need to make peace with not getting Watkins or Evans. Both look like top 5 picks, and no way can DET give up enough to move that high. It would take something like a 2nd this year and a 1st next year to swap firsts this year to move to 4

 

[cajunator]

Fastest way to get the EPA and OSHA to crawl up your ass? Have a 10000 gallon tank filled with hydrochloric acid spring a leak with no shutoff system that can only drain onto the ground outside.

We may be fucked.

what?>

 

[chuckddd]

Fastest way to get the EPA and OSHA to crawl up your ass? Have a 10000 gallon tank filled with hydrochloric acid spring a leak with no shutoff system that can only drain onto the ground outside.

We may be fucked.

Where are you? I need some more superfund money to prop up my business.

 

[Talon]

what?>

That would be an accurate description of fucking up beyond all reason.

 

[Nakazato]

God damnit it needs to be 8 already

 

[MechDX]

someone have me a Malletar ready just in case.

 

[Striker]

Might be early, but DET needs to look at corners. If Fatford can't win with the likes of Calvin Johnson, far and away the most talented WR in the league, Golden Tate, Brandon Pettigrew, Joe Fauria, and Reggie Bush, then maybe he should just pack up and go work at Applebee's.

 

[Talon]

Might be early, but DET needs to look at corners. If Fatford can't win with the likes of Calvin Johnson, far and away the most talented WR in the league, Golden Tate, Brandon Pettigrew, Joe Fauria, and Reggie Bush, then maybe he should just pack up and go eat at Applebee's.

FIFY

 

[unknownstranger]

I would rather reach early for Beckham Jr. We already have two solid tight ends.

I wouldn't mind drafting Ebron and using him as trade bait.

I named my draft bracket after my reaction when Detroit doesn't select a WR.

Edit: Damnit who copied my name?

 

[BlackGhost]

So browns could potentially have 3 firsts tonight

 

[cajunator]

please let work not be so fucked up tonight so I can watch some of the draft...please

Spoiler

It wont. Its going to be crazy at work with the driver shortages

 

[MechDX]

So browns could potentially have 3 firsts tonight

Worked well for the Vikings last year

 

[Plinko]

NFL Network's Charles Davis projecting Lions talking trade up with Houston to No. 1 to draft Jadeveon Clowney.

LOLOLOLOLOL

No. No. NOOOOOOO.

I would rather reach early for Beckham Jr. We already have two solid tight ends.

I wouldn't mind drafting Ebron and using him as trade bait.

wat

Does that ever work?

 

[MechDX]

Brian T. Smith ‏@ChronBrianSmith · 43s
#Texans-Ryan Mallett reports have merit. Deal could be completed soon. Appears to have no bearing on #Texans' No. 1 pick. #NFL

Dutch!

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Dutch!

This just confirms that MechDx is Bill O'Brien

 

[slabrock]

Might be early, but DET needs to look at corners. If Fatford can't win with the likes of Calvin Johnson, far and away the most talented WR in the league, Golden Tate, Brandon Pettigrew, Joe Fauria, and Reggie Bush, then maybe he should just pack up and go work at Applebee's.

Stafford only does fine dining.

 

[Vyroxis]

what?>

We have a 10000 gallon tank on site that we store acid in. Somebody broke a valve, cause it to start emptying right onto the floor, which drains outside. No relief system, no emergency pump to try and send it elsewhere. Thankfully, it seems there was only a thousand gallons in it when it broke.

 

[Himynameischris]

Hmmm... Found this under the @HoustonTexans table here at Radio City #DraftDay #SonnyWeaverJr pic.twitter.com/tnsLeoyFqp

https://twitter.com/ChrisLaw/status/464475263347490817

 

[slabrock]

https://twitter.com/ChrisLaw/status/464475263347490817

mech planting evidence?

 

[BlackGhost]

Worked well for the Vikings last year

Mallet should work well for you.
*runs tehehehehhehhehehehehhe

 

[MechDX]

This just confirms that MechDx is Bill O'Brien

https://twitter.com/ChrisLaw/status/464475263347490817

And Im in NY

 

[chuckddd]

Dutch!

It doesn't have bearing on the Texan's #1 pick because they're giving it to the Pats.

Spoiler

Who then select Johnny Manziel.

 

[Wynnebeck]

ARRGHH! I'm nervous about this first round. I'm saying three Hail Marys and hoping Packers get Shazier or Mosley. I would love to get HHCD, but there is no way in hell he will make it that far down.

 

[Tom Penny]

Mallet to the Texans is as obvious as the Pats drafting AJ Mccaarron

 

[Colasante]

Mallet should work well for you.
*runs tehehehehhehhehehehehhe

People who live in glass factories of sadness should not throw stones.

 

[MechDX]

Just full of win. Except for for HoHoyer

 

[cajunator]

We have a 10000 gallon tank on site that we store acid in. Somebody broke a valve, cause it to start emptying right onto the floor, which drains outside. No relief system, no emergency pump to try and send it elsewhere. Thankfully, it seems there was only a thousand gallons in it when it broke.

thats craziness. Glad nobody was hurt.
One of my drivers filled a gas station up a thousand gallons over safety margin. Nearly caused a spill. The idiot.

 

[jbug617]

Sounds like the deal depends on who is there when the Pats pick

@AlbertBreer: There's interest b/w the Texans and Patriots on a Mallett deal (as @tomecurran said), but there are also contingencies there tonight.

 

[BlackGhost]

People who live in glass factories of sadness should not throw stones.

Smokescreens

Spoiler

:/

 

[Striker]

People who live in glass factories of sadness should not throw stones.

Wasn't impressed with him this past year. I wouldn't give anything more than a 5th. Still so hard to see what CLE is doing at QB. I would have guessed some camp battle between a rook and Hoyer, but I don't know.

 

[Greg]

LOLOLOLOLOL

No. No. NOOOOOOO.

:kas

 

[Tom Penny]

Cleveland coach knows Cousins. Manziel will be a Viking or a Buc.

 

[squicken]

Wasn't impressed with him this past year. I wouldn't give anything more than a 5th. Still so hard to see what CLE is doing at QB. I would have guessed some camp battle between a rook and Hoyer, but I don't know.

Garapollo or Carr is my guess. Top of 2nd or maybe even 26

 

[MechDX]

Brian T. Smith ‏@ChronBrianSmith · 3m
For Mallett to join #Texans, expected he'd first have to agree to a contract extension. #NFL #Patriots

Texan Takeover ‏@texantakeover · 37s
For those wanting to know what the comp for Mallett is @tomecurran said on 610 it will be a 5 thru 7th rounder

Dutch. Give me your avatar!!!

 

[Vyroxis]

thats craziness. Glad nobody was hurt.
One of my drivers filled a gas station up a thousand gallons over safety margin. Nearly caused a spill. The idiot.

Ish, that would be bad news all day. At least mine was an accident, not stupidity.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Not able to watch the draft tonight but I'll be here with you guys.

 

[cajunator]

Ish, that would be bad news all day. At least mine was an accident, not stupidity.

how did it happen? Lack of maintenance on the valve?

 

[BlackGhost]

Garapollo or Carr is my guess. Top of 2nd or maybe even 26

Squicken if we take Carr I'll hunt you down. Teddy tonight is my guess, he's been a constant that's been mentioned with browns.

 

[Vyroxis]

how did it happen? Lack of maintenance on the valve?

I doubt it has EVER been checked in the ten years I have been here.

Not able to watch the draft tonight but I'll be here with you guys.

Same here. Wifes night off, Im stuck going out with her and doing stuff rather than watching the draft. Sad day.

 

[Tom Penny]

Belichick is going to let Bob rape him and only get a 5th..I don't believe it.

 

[Wes]

2 hours!

 

[Bread]

woo I stole my brother's fios account info, nfl network on the xbox one bitches!

 

[cajunator]

Off to work. Gonna pick up some greek food on the way. Love you guys.

 

[squicken]

Squicken if we take Carr I'll hunt you down. Teddy tonight is my guess, he's been a constant that's been mentioned with browns.

You have turned your back to Football. But yes, Teddy is a good 2nd choice. Much better than Carr for sure

 

[MechDX]

Belichick is going to let Bob rape him and only get a 5th..I don't believe it.

We'll give you the Raiders 6th round pick we got for Schaub. Vindicated!

 

[Coldnoodle]

Squicken if we take Carr I'll hunt you down. Teddy tonight is my guess, he's been a constant that's been mentioned with browns.

 

[Tom Penny]

We'll give you the Raiders 6th round pick we got for Schaub. Vindicated!

It's probably a 6th and JJ Watt.