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NFL Offseason Thread 3 - Drowney for Clowney Mech, Drowney for Clowney.

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Squall ASF

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bionic77 said:
I liked all of the Batman movies.

Rises was the worst of the 3 but it was still a good movie and one of the best 3rd movies in a trilogy that I can think of.

Most 3rd movies are horrible. Rises had some slow parts but dat ending was just so perfect for the whole series.

I pretty much always like Nolan movies though. And I don't try to be a internet hero and think up some outrageous criticism of everything to get attention (like picking apart the plot of movies of comic book heros and villains that can fly). I either love a movie, like it or hate it. The only other category is 2008 Super Bowl (this is one of the best of all time). The way you feel after Ratatouille is over.
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Go fuck yourself :( Right when I agreed with just about everything else you said too :(

Seriously though, anyone that doesn't like the Nolan Batman Trilogy can eat a copious amount of dick ;)

I'm watching Godzilla in a few hours, we'll see if the reviews are right.
FrenchMovieTheme said:
I would rather see my wife or daughter get jack hammered in a 1000 man gang bang where each guy finishes on her face over watching 1 second of this piece of shit game. Fuck the NFL and fuck the refs for letting this travesty occur
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This is the hardest I've laughed from something online in a while. When it comes to hyperbole, you are my favorite. Thank you, sir.
 
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Grover Cleveland

Member
Squall ASF said:
Go fuck yourself :( Right when I agreed with just about everything else you said too :(

Seriously though, anyone that doesn't like the Nolan Batman Trilogy can eat a copious amount of dick.

This is the hardest I've laughed from something online in a while. When it comes to hyperbole, you are my favorite. Thank you, sir.
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I think he's referring to when the Goober Virgin defeated the Evil Empire. Although he could also be talking about when the Serial Rapist defeated the Bagger and the Dude with Dreadlocks
 
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Zvonimir Boban

Banned
Squall ASF said:
Seriously though, anyone that doesn't like the Nolan Batman Trilogy can eat a copious amount of dick.
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Batman Begins was brilliant.

Dark Knight was fine, albeit a little bloated.

Dark Knight Rises was a big, fat, pile of steaming donkey shit where every character involved was so goddamn idiotic they made the scientists from Prometheus look like Einstein hopped up on those pills from Limitless.

Fuck that movie.
 
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Narag

Member
Zvonimir Boban said:
Batman Begins was brilliant.

Dark Knight was fine, albeit a little bloated.

Dark Knight Rises was a big, fat, pile of steaming donkey shit where every character involved was so goddamn idiotic they made the scientists from Prometheus look like Einstein hopped up on those pills from Limitless.

Fuck that movie.
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sounds like i have something to look forward to when i finally rewatch the first two and get to the third at last. rip
 
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Dragon

Banned
Zvonimir Boban said:
Batman Begins was brilliant.

Dark Knight was fine, albeit a little bloated.

Dark Knight Rises was a big, fat, pile of steaming donkey shit where every character involved was so goddamn idiotic they made the scientists from Prometheus look like Einstein hopped up on those pills from Limitless.

Fuck that movie.
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I watched all three on the night of the opening of the third one. After mainlining vodka + cranberry all night, I fell asleep during the beginning of the third movie and woke up at the ending credits haven't spent 30 bucks for nothing...
 
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Lee Chaolan

Member
I like that the Browns are being proactive and signing a couple guys here with the Gordon suspension looming. Not like you can replace Gordon's production, but signing some Vets we can teach the kids and maybe even help Greg "Mr Dependable" Little is a good thing.

So what's the deal with Miles Austin, has he been injured the past two years or what? Since they drafted Bryant he's just disappeared. Has it all really been related to the injury concerns?
 
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Syrinx

Member
TheBatman said:
I like that the Browns are being proactive and signing a couple guys here with the Gordon suspension looming.

So what's the deal with Miles Austin, has he been injured the past two years or what? Since they drafted Bryant he's just disappeared. Has it all really been related to the injury concerns?
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Yeah he's had injury issues. He'd be a good addition if he's healthy but you'd better not stop with him.
 
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Konka

Banned
cdyhybrid said:
There are lots of Japanese girls everywhere in Hawaii.

Unless you mean Japanese nationals, then yes, they're all over Waikiki.
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Yeah Japanese nationals. We're not at Waikiki as we're not actually staying on Honolulu, we're across the mountains and the beaches here aren't crowed at all. No hotels or anything.
 
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BlackGhost

Banned
chuckddd said:
The opening sequence of TDKR is amazing. That movie is worth watching for the beginning and the end alone.
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I agree on the beginning, the whole fire rises quote and sequence is amazing to me
TheBatman said:
Hoping for only 8 games. Maybe with Johnny Cleveland in town the league knows Gordon being there would be better for ratings which = more $$$
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I'm keeping hope, I'm hoping less then 8 even if that sounds extremely optimistic. Just happy it seems he won't be out of the league
 
Goro Majima

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
Wow Xbone is hurting pretty badly.

PS4 is doing...okay I guess. I hate how right bionic is looking to be about the future of video games.
 
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Tamanon

Banned
wienke said:
Wow Xbone is hurting pretty badly.

PS4 is doing...okay I guess. I hate how right bionic is looking to be about the future of video games.
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Videogames are fine. People will move off PS3/360 once the big shots stop making versions for those consoles. I think AC Unity will help, but Call of Duty moving to current-gen only will finally kill those systems off.
 
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Lee Chaolan

Member
BlackGhost said:
I agree on the beginning, the whole fire rises quote and sequence is amazing to me

I'm keeping hope, I'm hoping less then 8 even if that sounds extremely optimistic. Just happy it seems he won't be out of the league
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IMO this is different than Blackmon's case. Plus, not only was he a pro bowler, he was the league's leading receiver. Like I said, it all comes down to "How much money can he make us" Much less if he's gone all year.
 
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chuckddd

Fear of a GAF Planet
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BlackGhost

Banned
chris.trejo said:
So it's confirmed he's getting suspended though? I'm still waiting to hear if Pouncey is going to get suspended too, smh
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Gordon? No
but thinking he won't miss some games is super optimistic i suppose
TheBatman said:
IMO this is different than Blackmon's case. Plus, not only was he a pro bowler, he was the league's leading receiver. Like I said, it all comes down to "How much money can he make us" Much less if he's gone all year.
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A lot of the confusion on the penalty comes from not knowing what step of the drug program Gordon is in it seems like.
 
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Konka

Banned
cdyhybrid said:
Where are you staying? On the east side? Kaneohe, Kailua, etc.
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Kailua.

Videogames are fine. People will move off PS3/360 once the big shots stop making versions for those consoles. I think AC Unity will help, but Call of Duty moving to current-gen only will finally kill those systems off
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This is why I just don't care about video games anymore. Oh more CoD and AC bleh...
 
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BaltimoreLarry

Member
I just came home and my daughters had all their dolls lined up on the floor. I asked what they were doing and my oldest said, "we're having a draft, like the football one we watched". I had so many doll draft jokes to make, but her being 7 meant most wouldn't go over. I just said "I like Kelly's upside".
 
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yankeehater

Member
What's with the gloom and doom? Hardware sales are up 76% compared to April of last year and that is with ps4 and XB1 being more expensive then ps3 and 360. Wait until fall and the big hitters release for both.
 
Goro Majima

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
Konka said:
This is why I just don't care about video games anymore. Oh more CoD and AC bleh...
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Well.....

Tamanon said:
Videogames are fine. People will move off PS3/360 once the big shots stop making versions for those consoles. I think AC Unity will help, but Call of Duty moving to current-gen only will finally kill those systems off.
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This.

I feel like we're overdue for the "next" Call of Duty type thing. Maybe figuring out a way to get MOBAs to work on a console or something like that....
 
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Konka

Banned
wienke said:
Well.....



This.

I feel like we're overdue for the "next" Call of Duty type thing. Maybe figuring out a way to get MOBAs to work on a console or something like that....
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Well one of the many reasons. The more important reason being that I just don't get enjoyment out of them anymore.
 
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Grover Cleveland

Member
BlackGhost said:
Better receiving weapons then Panthers?.........
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Hmmm...

Austin, Bennett, Little, Burleson (assuming Flash is gone for us)

vs.

Benjamin, Avant, Cotchery, Brown/McNutt

I think I'd have to give the advantage to the Panthers. But our (the Browns) offensive line is muuuuuuch better.

Should be a good match-up in the Super Bowl between John and Cameron
 
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rando14

Member
BaltimoreLarry said:
I just came home and my daughters had all their dolls lined up on the floor. I asked what they were doing and my oldest said, "we're having a draft, like the football one we watched". I had so many doll draft jokes to make, but her being 7 meant most wouldn't go over. I just said "I like Kelly's upside".
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That's adorable!!
 
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effzee

Member
chuckddd said:
The opening sequence of TDKR is amazing. That movie is worth watching for the beginning and the end alone.
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Watched the movie the night after the Colorado shootings. In NYC IMAX. Man the sound effects on the guns/bullets had me legit scared. I kept looking at the entrances and exit doors.

Then again during the bar shootout with Selina, cops, and Bane's people.
 
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Lee Chaolan

Member
chicagocubsfan said:
Good move by the browns signing Bennett. It was pretty funny when he was basically our #1 reciever before we got Marshall.
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He was our #1 for minutes before we signed Austin xD Of course he couple be again if he pulls another Hammy. Little shows flashes but disappears.

Hopefully Gordon's not even out that long.
 
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BlackGhost

Banned
Jordan Cameron will be the browns number one option barring a Gordon suspension and no big name signings/trades
Grover Cleveland said:
Hmmm...

Austin, Bennett, Little, Burleson (assuming Flash is gone for us)

vs.

Benjamin, Avant, Cotchery, Brown/McNutt

I think I'd have to give the advantage to the Panthers. But our (the Browns) offensive line is muuuuuuch better.

Should be a good match-up in the Super Bowl between John and Cam
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You forgot Cameron and Hawkins you racist! But cya in the Superb Owl brother.
The play 60 kid grew up to be johnny Manziel
 
Goro Majima

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
Konka said:
Well one of the many reasons. The more important reason being that I just don't get enjoyment out of them anymore.
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Huh. I got those quotes flipped for some reason.

I was basically agreeing with you haha. Console gaming feels somewhat stagnant (in terms of big AAA titles). The decline of Japanese development really isn't helping. I am hoping we'll see more stylized colorful titles like Sunset Overdrive to pick up the slack.
 
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Grover Cleveland

Member
BlackGhost said:
Jordan Cameron will be the browns number one option barring a Gordon suspension and no big name signings/trades

You forgot Cameron and Hawkins you racist! But cya in the Superb Owl brother.
The play 60 kid grew up to be johnny Manziel
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If we're including the tight end, I didn't even include the best pass catcher on the Panthers roster last year, Rugged Greg.

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