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NFL Offseason Thread 3 - Drowney for Clowney Mech, Drowney for Clowney.
- Thread starter DeaconKnowledge
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I have never seen a team go from good to YMCA bad and then back to good like this in a single season.
I mean Hibbert looked like he could play in the WNBA 2 weeks and then all of a sudden he starts putting up double doubles again.
I can't trust someone like that. Miami might not be as good as they were 2 years ago but they are all mentally tough now. I can't say the same about the Pacers. But I would love for them to prove me wrong.
WesternHeretic
Member
Who is going to cover Hibbert and West (assuming Hibbert doesn't go back to being a trick ass bitch) on the Heat?
Also the Pacers defense is only going to get better. They do a great job of covering the 3 and they are the only team in the shit East who knows not to foul Ray when he puts it on the floor. Old man is garbage and will brick it or turn it over if you avoid fouling him.
West will be the MVP of the series if they win. He's way too strong for Bosh and they would have to put Lebron on him. The Pacers offense is straight fuckball and cannot be trusted.
WesternHeretic
Member
Just have to bring up Paul George fucking Valerie every time Hibbert gets the ball. Heat was being too nice today.
I feel like Hibbert always does well against the Heat. Even if he's playing like shit, he will go up against Miami and put up a decent performance.
But yeah they're too shaky for me to feel sure about. The Spurs however, those guys aren't fucking around. I see OKC going home. That regular season match up don't mean shit.
West is the only Pacer with a working brain and penis.
Dude has always been their MVP.
Pacers always look good on offense against the Heat.
If they can win game 2 Miami is in trouble. Keep in mind I have zero faith in Indy. They could be up 3-0 with a 10 point lead with 5 minutes left and I would be surprised if they lost the series.
You need to be deported.
Did you not see the bynum curse chart?
:jnc
WesternHeretic
Member
Indy wins 1, 5
Miami wins 2,3,4,6
Or
Indy wins 1,2,5
Miami wins 3,4,6
Refs win 7.
You know it's true.
WesternHeretic
Member
For me to try the cool ranch means that I must go to Taco Bell. For me to go to Taco Bell it means that I must accept diarrhea. So.. to answer your question no I don't want diarrhea.
If Indy wins 1 and 2 they will have a chance to take one at Miami. A great chance. Miami's fans are the worst of all time.
Then the question is if they have the killer instinct to snuff Miami out.
yankeehater
Member
No way are refs going to let the Pacers win this series. If the Heat get in real trouble they will just start calling everything.
:lol
He carried the team from the gutter in that last Wizard's game. They all looked like they gave up and were totally content with going another round, and then there's West who decides to singlehandedly shit on the Wizard's and put the game out of reach.
He honestly looks like he's the only one who cares sometimes.
you just jelly!
Yeah I mean the Pacers should win this series but I just don't trust them.
Spurs will curb stomp Miami though if they can stay healthy.
Pfffft Daario is a goon, even my boy Gata is better looking than him!!
Emilia Clarke is a dime fasho though!!
WesternHeretic
Member
I just don't think they can get away from fuckball. There's no switch for it to be turned off, it's just something they been doing for years. I feel like they are going to resort back to it. Plus there always that chance LeBron has one of those Magic game (30-10-10).
Game 6 in Atlanta down by 5 with like 3 minutes.
I was 98% sure they were gonna lose. Then David West happens.
daario is as beautiful as the average pats quarterback
why you gotta be jealous, friend?
It all stems from season 2 man ... They didn't do her dress right, shoulda had one titty hangin' out for the world to see!!
Best Dline in the league!
we missed out on her getting fingerbanged by missandei tooIt all stems from season 2 man ... They didn't do her dress right, shoulda had one titty hangin' out for the world to see!!
fuckin HBO is blowing it
Grover Cleveland
Member
Don't kid yourself. Silver's not fucking up his first year in office with a Pacers-Spurs Finals.
He will find whatever way possible to have a Lebron-Durant finals rematch. Yall saw how blatantly he threw the Clippers series for the Thunder.
He will find whatever way possible to have a Lebron-Durant finals rematch. Yall saw how blatantly he threw the Clippers series for the Thunder.
Serious question.
Is the average lingerie football league player more athletic than the average pats quarterback (ie 40 time, number of reps on the bench press, vertical, etc)? And are they less likely to cry when they get tackled?
Tom is a golden god who only complains following serious injustices.
Wasn't he silent after cameragate and the fine and penalties that followed?
Healthy Spurs will clown them.
WesternHeretic
Member
frightening.
Lol.
The sequence of events towards the end of that game were a joke, but whatever. After the Clippers let them off the hook with Durant playing like dogshit- I knew those posers didn't have it in them. They are still just the ghetto version of the Lakers. Don't think they'll get over that hump either, the West is too strong. But Doc is a good coach, so I won't count them out entirely..
I feel like Pats fans write erotica featuring Brady and share them somewhere on the internet.
WesternHeretic
Member
Spurs vs Pacers finals might get even lower rating than horseback riding.
"Without a doubt, one of the strangest college sports mascots has to be Scrotie, the unofficial mascot of the Rhode IslandSchool of Design. The costume is unique and at the same time horrific, looking exactly like a giant penis wearing a red cape with the scrotum hanging beneath.
The school's basketball team is known as the Balls, and their slogan is, "When the heat is on, the Balls stick together." The hockey team is called the Nads, and their cheer is "Go Nads!" Scrotie was created to cheer on the Nads in 2001. Despite his status as an unofficial mascot, he's present at all the games and widely accepted by the student body."
I wonder if an LA vs NY Stanley Cup would do better.
WesternHeretic
Member
I don't see why not. First 80% of Canada is probably watching, all the hockey states are watching, and if they can get 15 to 20% of L.A and N.Y it's probably a huge success.
Or even a Chicago vs. NY final.
Won't lie, Heat finals are pretty entertaining.
The meltdown after the Mavs vs Heat Part 2 was amazing. You have all the Heat bandwagoners watching, all the people hoping they fail, and then fans of the other team and actual Heat fans watching. It's pretty fun, and it's just what the league wanted!