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NFL Offseason Thread 3 - Drowney for Clowney Mech, Drowney for Clowney.
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Alligatorjandro
Banned
My stomach hurts
His middle name is WillMac.
Buckethead
Banned
K
Elfforkusu
Member
And yet he's a tweener who doesn't have the speed to play either!
Forget the gay thing, we've found the real frontpage story.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Mixed bag.
It was carmageddon on the way back from the office today. There was a fatal wreck on 290 West and another one on 59 somewhere that caused gridlock in both directions from where I was near Beltway 8 and I-10.
But I went Matthew Stafford on some Rudy's BBQ on the way home. Which was good...
But then I tried to go to the gym to work it off and the stupid door is locked because the sensor doesn't recognize our key fobs....which was bad.
Buckethead
Banned
eznark indeed ha ha fills a need I hate Abby but think he brings good value he could get injured week 5 and be worth it if he gets decent productivity
#hurt #comeonbro #ouch
I offered to buy you wings bro and then leave
#hurt #comeonbro #ouch
I will never let someone visit me and pay
Not sure kas is going to raise a cross in anyone's lawn with that bum ankle of his. No wonder ez is back.
My day was great as usual. I watched the new River Monsters episode, ate some cheesecake and got some really good rest. One of my anime figurine shipments arrived. Then I woke up and had a nice plate lunch for dinner and came to work. Its the little things.
Pretty excited to meet his wife
AngmarsKing701
Member
Welcome back ez. The place wasn't the same without you. We blame Gata.
Well, at least you got what sounds like some decent BBQ, right?
That sounds like an amazingly unproductive day. Wanna trade? You go work with all my idiot employees that can't go a single day without destroying something?
Im at work now so its productive from 6pm-6am. Today was relaxing and I rested up. I usually do little as possible on my birthday.
what are your employees destroying?
Today? They broke a 3 thousand dollar door, dumped about 2 thousand worth of meat all over the floor, and fried a forklift battery doing god knows what to it.
Would you believe that these people are some of the best I can hire?
Broke a 3000$ door? How? Story needed.
The first comment I saw was nice boobs and pussy.
By driving a forklift into it. Dumbass thought the door was open, and just went right into it with a pallet of crap on his forks. Thankfully, he only broke the bottom sensor bar on it. Which costs 3 grand.
Fucking stupid ass fancy doors. I want our slow old wooden door back. If you hit it, 30 bucks of scrap wood to fix it.
Grover Cleveland
Member
I'd let her tuck me into bed at night
Rofl I clicked on his profile, kid can't be more than 12 years old
I would let her beat me up in an elevator.
Does Gata have an Instagram?
I dont find her attractive im weird
Coldnoodle
Member
I'm with you.
Too much hair and too much of a chest for you?
Alligatorjandro
Banned
:jnc at both of these. Solange reference has me laughing harder than it should.
Noodle is agreeing with you, this is when you know something is wrong.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
you'll probably get bit and burn down the kitchenThe next thing I'll attempt to cook.
I remember talking to one commercial food delivery service driver and he'd tell me warehouse horror stories. Shit paid well but the best they could get were methheads.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
If you're a viking fan working in the meat industry, my experience at an incredible large meat corporation says that you must either work for Hormel or something related to it.
Hormel was the biggest competitor for our national accounts division...
Get gata a job at Hormel. As you can tell by his posting habits, he sure likes his spam.
DeaconKnowledge
Member
Bryant McKinnie Settled Strip Club Lawsuit for $150K
McKinnie a pimp. Gettin' them lap dances on credit.
McKinnie a pimp. Gettin' them lap dances on credit.
Buckethead
Banned
👈 kittens
They ran out of caulking tube meat.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
that's not nice
Used to, years ago. Never again. Bottom rung wages for shit work? Hell to the no. The people that own the company I work for actually hate Hormel with a passion, and for good reason.
Better go get some Wendys then. Better food there anyways.
Why doesn't Tony Parker get more respect?
Dude is one of the best offensive players in the league. I think he is better than Chris Paul but that is an unpopular opinion.
And eat some vegetables you savages. Give your colons a break once in awhile from that Taco Bell and Wendy's shit.
Dude is one of the best offensive players in the league. I think he is better than Chris Paul but that is an unpopular opinion.
And eat some vegetables you savages. Give your colons a break once in awhile from that Taco Bell and Wendy's shit.
Prolly. There was a sign on the drivethru saying they closed at 9 for some renovation. Whatever.
hmm. I had a whole casserole dish of butter squash and some green beans and avocados lately. I dont just eat garbage. Also have a couple mangos left.