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NFL Offseason Thread |OT2| Brought To You By Buckethead
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Looks like Cee Lo Green is moving up in the world.
I will cut you!
ActStriker
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DO YOU LOVE FOOTBALL
The_Darkest_Red
Member
It's a simple two step process:
Step 1 - Apply your own flavor of subjective morality to a situation.
Step 2 - Act like everyone who thinks otherwise is objectively wrong.
No thanks, not touching that one.
Lee Chaolan
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The_Darkest_Red
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:jnc at, "I'd like to hear more about this." You're a master of your craft!
BlackGhost
Banned
Maybe we can get that nice young lady Ashanti who performed at the superbowl half time to do SNF
Futurevoid
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I want someone to respond with Rush Limbaugh's years old commentary on McNabb. Just to make it super fun!
Almost drove to Ohio to kick your ass then remembered the joke. :jnc
Always goes back to the same thing with me: people whining about Michael Vick don't know shit about sports if they think he's the worst. Why not have a OJ Simpson thread? Or even better a thread about Ray Lewis, since he just won a Super Bowl and was involved in a murder? Oh but will someone please think of the poor defenseless animals! Ugh.
Exactly my point. People are fucked and just want someone to point to as "what's wrong with the world."
Could you construct a racism angle for that one too?
What if his victims were white?
Too easy.
Goro Majima
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Awful.
Also doubtful since it's more likely to be another family friendly country-ish musician.
LL Cool J is my sleeper pick. Blake Shelton front-runner
It will not be a male.
I remember making that argument years ago.
The responses if I recall were:
1. I am an asshole
2. Dogs are NOT property
lol)3. If they are property they should not be
lol)4. I am a really big asshole
5. People who hurt animals are a danger to everyone because something something
This being GAF if you made the same argument you would get the exact same responses.
Isn't she the one that got fat?
No one cares if I put my table through a wood chipper.
No one cares if I put my table through a wood chipper.
So Adam Levine then.
That's only because your table doesn't have eyes. Eyes are pretty much the only thing that generates empathy in human beings.
The_Darkest_Red
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Except for spiders. Screw spiders, man.
Futurevoid
Member
I must be one of the lone people in the world that isn't bothered at all by spiders. Hell, I find some of the bigger ones with the varying patterns sort of...beautiful.
Them 1000 leg centipede things freak me the fuck out far far more. They make my skin crawl.
Them 1000 leg centipede things freak me the fuck out far far more. They make my skin crawl.
The_Darkest_Red
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I blame Tomb Raider II for my fear of spiders. I was too young to handle that.
Hey, I've got a joke:
I got over it when I got older. It's a surprisingly valuable skill to have.
Although our local spiders are tiny.
Joke is on you, I predicted the Brewers to be dog shit this year.
Unrelated: If a friend comes to you, with no relationship to any city or team, and wants to start watching football and support a team, what team do you recommend to somebody like that ?
Whatever team Tebow plays for.
The_Darkest_Red
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It's okay, there's always next year. The bad thing about baseball is that it's like 150+ games away still. That's a lot of pain to go through.
Meh. Baseball's so long that it's all about enjoying the journey.
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