Coach, Joseph Abboud, etc. wallets all about look at the same. The higher premium, the less distinctive (ironically). It's the one accessory where the design house doesn't plaster its look or logo all over the piece.
Unless you're Louis Vuitton because apparently you can get away with it.
Just get a Rolex money clip.
Dude, man. Those Saddlebacks will last forever. They don't use cloth lining like everyone else, instead they use pigskin leather on the inside. And the small bifolds are really slim.
But if you need to make Baristas feel bad, get a fancy money clip.