That's a tough one
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That's a tough one
Everyone says that the strength of the draft is in the 2nd and third round, which seems like the 49ers are well positioned to stay put. They would try and get 2014 pick with their 1st, but not sure how easy that will be
I guess in terms of STDs yea, but prostitution>>>rape is what I was going for.
Goro Majima
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I approve this post.
Also:
- Kave_Man is either a black cat or a dark Russian blue cat...either way he'd have trouble getting around in Mississippi or Alabama.
- All Patriots fans are German especially if they have "Dutch" in the name(and potentially Nazi party members...this hasn't been confirmed)
- Texans fans hate Matt Schaub and would rather have Mark Sanchez.
- Buttfumble is a verb or noun to be used liberally for everything. Such as "I met this chick last night but didn't want to take her to bed and then she ignored me when I texted her the next day. Man, what a buttfumble" or "The Bears buttfumbled when they hired Mr. CFL as a coach". Can also be used in an abbreviation like "That post was a :bfp"
- Any time a Jets fan gets mouthy the slightest bit, post the buttfumble.
- Ari sucks because he's racist and because of him we lost LJ11, who was probably the smartest poster we had. Also because of Ari we ironically call RG3 a "cornball brotha'"
- Also, you don't call Griffin RG3, his name around here is IRG3.
- Buckethead is a Packer fan who makes great threads, has a thing for natural redheads, and is a gigantic hipster.
- eznark is mean to everyone and that's just his way of saying he likes you.
- Harson is mean to everyone because everyone is racist.
- If you're an alt account, never tell Dragon because you'll get banned.
- You'll learn more than you ever cared to about the Giants because Giants fans will discuss nuances of their team for 5 pages in a row
I think that's it.....I probably missed a few things.
Futurevoid
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Fuck the buttfumble
Spectral Glider
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Did they meet in a Flying J truck stop?
Goro Majima
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:bfp's
Why on Earth would the Packers want to take the ball away from Aaron Rodgers? Running back is probably the least important position on the roster for Green Bay. Also, we're looking into bringing Cedric Benson back.
Futurevoid
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I like Ogletree to the Packers. They need LB help, the character red flags shouldn't bother them as they have a stable locker room/organization and Ogletree offers sideline to sideline speed/ability and being a converted safety should help the "toughness" factor they're looking for.
No way the Packers take Lacy in the first.
No way the Packers take Lacy in the first.
Mackenzie 92
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would the Falcons really wanna trade up to the no. 3 pick? I'm not sure I would wanna drop that far. wonder what players would be involved.
I think we need to have a discussion on Kevin Boothe's posterior, and how it rates on the buttfumble scale.
Dutch Gronk
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Cedric Benson?!
Not that I disagree about taking the ball out of Rodgers' hands, but the Packers do need a real running back. They don't need Lacy in the 1st though.
Futurevoid
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Because he was a player whose name I knew who hadn't been picked yet.
Not gonna happen, the Falcon's pick is basically a high second rounder. They would have to basically mortgage their future like they mortgaged for Julio Jones, at least that worked out for them. For them to get the #3 pick they would have to give up this years first, 2014, 2015, and second rounders from each of those years.
I would think, for what it's worth, Raiders would love to do that trade. This year is a wash for them, proper rebuilding year. They're going to have a high pick next year then throw in a bunch of other picks? You would have to think McKenzie would love that.
Futurevoid
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How about safety for the Packers? I know that's a massive need for them.
Any safeties considered good end of round 1 value? (Reid/Cyprien/Elam?)
Any safeties considered good end of round 1 value? (Reid/Cyprien/Elam?)
It'll be too expensive for the Falcons to do, but that being said, I'm all for it. It would be basically #3 for Falcons 2013 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 2014 + 2015 1st. I'm thinking that at the least.
Oh and the batterylife on the 3DS XL fucking blows faster Cleveland prostitutes. This thing can barely last a 1/4 of my shift at work. Top it off, proprietary power cable, as if Apple didn't have me by the balls already with proprietary cables.
Goro Majima
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Well here's the worst play I've ever seen by Eli Manning:
Eli Manning head first slide, 4th down fumble
While his decision making was "buttfumblesque", notice how he runs right by Kevin Boothe's buttchecks without the slightest desire to faceplant into them. So while I think Eli may have the occasional flash of stupidity to recreate the buttfumble, his fondness for large black men's behinds isn't quite there to be a cause of concern.
So I'd say he would be a 3/10 on the buttfumble scale.
That's okay, I picked Xavier Rhodes because he was the BPA left on other people's mocks.
ActStriker
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Futurevoid
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The left hand toss in the end zone against the Cowboys that got picked is way worse. Nothing to do with the buttfumble but a big low for Eli in the dumb fuck decisions department.
Looks really young there.
10 more years! 10 more years! 10 more years!
I, too, hope Tammy plays until his mid-40's.
Mackenzie 92
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I'm not sure we'd get that much, but yeah would definitely be expensive for ATL. Assuming they are targeting Fisher, seems like a lot to give up for an LT.
And I wonder what players would be involved that could also lower the price, draft pick wise.
I think I'd prefer to deal with the Phins, but that's looking less likely and there were rumors that the Jets lol were interested in moving up to take Milliner which would make perfect sense for them to do something like that.
I don't know too much about ATL, wonder who they are targeting?
Goro Majima
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The left hand toss in the end zone against the Cowboys that got picked is way worse. Nothing to do with the buttfumble but a big low for Eli in the dumb fuck decisions department.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aYAhmXZa-8
This one against the Titans? Or did he do it twice?
The guy is a menace if so.
An awesome Jedi menace who destroys the Dark Lord Brady
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Wildcard berths that can't beat teams without a winning record should have homefield advantage
Squall ASF
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Ideally I'd love to trade back and still snag Warmack late in the round. Problem is every team wants to trade back and no one wants to trade up. If DeCastro fell, so will Warmack, most especially because he can only play G.
So if Canfora spouts every pick before it happens on Twitter, are you guys going to post it here right after? If so, I'm going full blackout. I hated that recent draft where the camera spoiled each pick before it happened.
So if Canfora spouts every pick before it happens on Twitter, are you guys going to post it here right after? If so, I'm going full blackout. I hated that recent draft where the camera spoiled each pick before it happened.
DJ Swearinger. Looks like a good Brandon Meriweather. That's one way to stop being such a soft team.
A good running back would make it impossible to defend the Packers on offense. Right now no one give a fuck about your current running backs and defenses dare you to run the ball. If you had a real running back then one it would open up things even more for your WR corps. And with a real running back to run out the clock at the end of games, Erron would definitely choke away less games in the 4th quarter.
Its win win.
But you are probably right that getting a defense is probably the main priority.
Also, :lol Cedric Benson. Now I don't feel so horrible about our shitty situation at RB!
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Mackenzie 92
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We need more than just one guy tho. With no 2nd rounder we desperately want to trade down.
Hmmm... should be a crazy draft.
Dutch Gronk
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DJ Swearinger. Looks like a good Brandon Meriweather. That's one way to stop being such a soft team.
Damn....
They'd have to give up a lot for the #3 overall, they're gonna be contenders this year and probably next so factor those in as essentially high 2nd round picks. Future picks are worth about half of what they are worth during a draft.
I think ATL is targeting a pass rusher and DB. But there isn't a top tier 4-3 DE that's worth a #3 overall.
Futurevoid
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It was against the Cowboys in 2010 if memory serves. The lights out game where Metlife lost power. That one was way worse. It was a slant to Hakeem if memory serves, he got pressure up the middle, moved up and did a tiny lob over to Nicks which got picked and returned for 6.
Yes, even worse than that toss up to the Titans. 2010 was an amazing year. 10-6 team that led the league in turnovers (over 40!) and missed the playoffs. Most of them by Eli, yeah. Some were dumb fuck decisions like that and others tipped passes by the receivers.
If it wasn't for the defense also leading the league in turnovers and doing a pretty damned good job when having to defense the most awful field position - it would have been much much worse.
DJ Swearinger. Looks like a good Brandon Meriweather. That's one way to stop being such a soft team.
Poor tackling technique!
Supposedly a DT or a CB. I find the CB link hard to believe as there are a bunch of CBs, around the same abilitiy, than can be had in the 20s. Sheldon Richardson has been heavily mooted in the mid teen rounds. Their main competition for one of Floyd, Lotulelei and richardson will be Panthers at 14.
Oh god, that is the worst play he ever did (I actually remember it a bit differently but I think I kinda transposed the Sehorn fumble onto that play).
I honestly think that was worse than the DeSean Jackson disaster.
I could see the Falcons trying to trade up for Dion Jordan. Makes sense that they would be targeting him at 3, since he's been linked to the Jaguars a lot and there's a thought that he wouldn't make it past the Eagles at 4. Falcons' pass rush will come primarily from Osi Umenyiora at this point, and they don't have a good enough secondary to cover for the lack of it. Dimitroff also has a kind of obsession with extremely athletic players, which is why he coveted Julio Jones so much, and Dion Jordan certainly fits that bill.
Atlanta also has a need for a CB but I think they could get Milliner later.
Dion Jordan would get dismantled full time as a 4-3 DE in the NFL. He's athletic but this is the NFL, everyone is athletic. He's too much of a tweener I think to play DE full time unless he puts on another 10-15 lbs.
Goro Majima
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I don't understand why the Falcons would trade up like that again. Are they really going to go all in with "win now"?
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