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[Alligatorjandro]

I like to have to reason my way through a game. Just fighting shit is boring. I like being lost and finding the little clues where to go next.

You don't even play games

 

[shadyspace]

Zelda being delayed is good. For people who work a lot and dont play games all day it will come pretty quickly and probably wont really mind a delay. I love Windwaker to death but it had flaws directly as a result of rushing to market.

Except for all the people who are going to die before the game comes out who would have otherwise been able to play it if it came out in 2015.

 

[Spinluck]

You should feed them blood sausages.

How about I feed you instead.

I am part French, there is cooking in my blood.

 

[Konka]

How about I feed you instead.

I am part French, there is cooking in my blood.

Have some black pudding pizza.

 

[ampere]

Ranbo what kind of doctor are you?

 

[Bread]

Fuck you

 

[Alligatorjandro]

How about I feed you instead.

I am part French, there is cooking in my blood.

Le Spin

 

[Spinluck]

Have some black pudding pizza.

You should be jr'd again

 

[Konka]

Fuck you

Nothing beats some haggis pizza.

 

[BlackGhost]

Konka is the Trent Truck of NFL Gaf. He's had a incredible descent.

 

[ampere]

Konka if that pizza is so good why don't you make a thread about it

 

[Spinluck]

Konka is the Trent Truck of NFL Gaf. He's had a incredible descent.

You are implying he had a high point to descend from.

 

[cajunator]

I am pretty lost in Bloodborne right now...

I'm guessing you haven't played it based off this post.

Im talking about puzzles not bad level design. Finding a key or a device or activating a switch to open this door or that platform. Problem solving.

and no Im not going to play Bloodborne. I dont like games with blood in the title. They always suck.

 

[cajunator]

You don't even play games

I play a couple. Very rarely.
Lately I havent even been watching anime.
no time.

 

[Konka]

You are implying he had a high point to descend from.

Before you assholes laugh I have pretty much no experience in cooking outside of some really basic shit. I have this 20 pound bag of brown rice laying around that I bought to try and start cooking. Wow, awful, for some reason when I attempt to cook I get really experimental. It just comes out of nowhere and I think the end result will be this amazing thing.

I try stuff that has been proven to never work like adding ketchup and some bbq sauce while the rice is boiling (I don't even like ketchup that much). Not that much, just a little hint. Then some salt and pepper, a few spices and seasonings (not even sure what some of them do lol), and hot sauce. Eventually the rice got really really thick and disgusting. I taste tested, and it was like eating rice pudding, except made by a mad man. I was gonna eat this with some left over chicken I had from BJ's, but nope. Not sure what I was thinking.



Fuck you gata, I could've died from food poisoning.



Lol, earlier this year I accidentally put a frozen meal in the microwave for 30mins instead, of 3mins. The meal not only was burnt as fuck, but some parts of it began to liquefy as a black liquid. I'm pretty sure my roommates secretly hold grudges against me.

.

 

[Syrinx]

Have some black pudding pizza.

Zelda delay is now the second worst thing to happen today.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

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lmao still funny

 

[Spinluck]

Im talking about puzzles not bad level design. Finding a key or a device or activating a switch to open this door or that platform. Problem solving.

and no Im not going to play Bloodborne. I dont like games with blood in the title. They always suck.

Oh.

I think Bloodborne has great level design. Enemies are well placed and the way paths connect is reminiscent of 3D Metriod minus having to find new abilities to enable these paths.

And beating some bosses in this feels more satisfying than any Zelda puzzle. Don't get me wrong though. I love Zelda, seems that you don't like most non Nintendo stuff! I'm sort of the same but find many exceptions.

 

[Konka]

Zelda delay is now the second worst thing to happen today.

Embrace the future.

 

[jbug617]

Fucking Konka trying to ruin pizza.

 

[Spinluck]

.

It's almost been a year already!

 

[Konka]

Fucking Konka trying to ruin pizza.

The GOAT.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Konka is becoming the Gata of EuropeNFL-GAf.

 

[shadyspace]

Konka is becoming the Gata of EuropeNFL-GAf.

Konka has always been worse than Gata. More than that, Konka has a lot more going on that's roast-worthy. Gata lives in a swamp and fucks his relatives. Everyone expects this of Floridians. No surprises there.

 

[BlackGhost]

It's almost been a year already!

I still just don't understand what you thought the end result of that rice creation would have been -_-

 

[rokkerkory]

eff ur pizzas

 

[Konka]

Everyone get pumped!

 

[Spinluck]

I still just don't understand what you thought the end result of that rice creation would have been -_-

Something delicious

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Konka is the Trent Truck of NFL Gaf. He's had a incredible descent.

.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Konka has always been worse than Gata. More than that, Konka has a lot more going on that's roast-worthy. Gata lives in a swamp and fucks his relatives. Everyone expects this of Floridians. No surprises there.

Who the fuck are you

 

[Konka]

Something delicious

.

 

[Bread]

Spin and konka are a match made in heaven, like 2 overcooked peas in a pod.

 

[shadyspace]

Who the fuck are you

This doesn't work when you know who I am.

 

[cajunator]

Oh.

I think Bloodborne has great level design. Enemies are well placed and the way paths connect is reminiscent of 3D Metriod minus having to find new abilities to enable these paths.

And beating some bosses in this feels more satisfying than any Zelda puzzle. Don't get me wrong though. I love Zelda, seems that you don't like most non Nintendo stuff! I'm sort of the same but find many exceptions.

I like non nintendo stuff just not much of it is made for my tastes. I like bright colorful art palettes. Dark depressing things have little interest to me. Im not an angry person so I dont need to play angry dark things.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

This doesn't work when you know who I am.

When I say that it means I'm talking down to you. Like who are you to talk to me like that.

Lil dumb ass stupid ass biiiiiiiiiiiitttttchhhhhh

idfwu

 

[Spinluck]

Spin and konka are a match made in heaven, like 2 overcooked peas in a pod.

I once believed in Konkers.

Not anymore. He can eat all the overcooked dicks.

 

[WesternHeretic]

Yall need to me cultured. We live in a country that has freedom of speech. We should have freedom of food as well. I'm okay with the exotic pizza.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Uguu~

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I once believed in Konkers.

Not anymore. He can eat all the overcooked dicks.

How did you cook a microwave meal for 30 minutes tho

 

[cajunator]

Crawfish and andouille pizza

 

[Patriots7]

Yall need to me cultured. We live in a country that has freedom of speech. We should have freedom of food as well. I'm okay with the exotic pizza.

As long as everyone accepts everybody's right to be utterly repulsed at kiwi's and pineapple (and haggis?) on a pizza.

This is the only acceptable pizza:

Lou's > .

 

[Malalaw]

Crawfish and andouille pizza

I would try that once. I kind of feel obligated.

 

[WesternHeretic]

As long as everyone accepts everybody's right to be utterly repulsed at kiwi's and pineapple (and haggis?) on a pizza.

This is the only acceptable pizza:



Lou's > .

I'm more of thin crust New York style.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Bloodborne doesnt have puzzle dungeons. Thats the best part of Zelda.

bloodbornes puzzles are contained within its combat!

Yeah, but Zelda won't suck.

1. skyward sword says that might not be true
2. if you think any souls game sucks you haven't played them

 

[cajunator]

bloodbornes puzzles are contained within its combat!



1. skyward sword says that might not be true
2. if you think any souls game sucks you haven't played them

I dont like combat much though. Its tedious to me.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I dont like combat much though. Its tedious to me.

What a strange creature

 

[Malalaw]

I dont like combat much though. Its tedious to me.

Didn't ya say you liked Bayonetta? That's combat!

 

[HarryDemeanor]

It's mah birthday and I got myself a deep dish pizza from Tony's Little Italy.

Time to chow.

 

[WesternHeretic]

What a strange creature

Everyone knows his a strange creature by now. I sometimes believe he's from another planet as like a spy of some sort.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

I dont like combat much though. Its tedious to me.

Not in the souls games. Any enemy could potentially body you and you are dead. The fun in souls combat is the chess match that can occur taking/giving up ground and stamina. Then also figuring out the best way to handle a boss. Nothing like it!