WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
Florida is not God's country, hammer. Go explore the States more, dammit!
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Florida is not God's country, hammer. Go explore the States more, dammit!
I am the god of my own country. Which just happens to be a slice of Florida.
The rest of the states can wait ´til wifey is not preggo anymore.
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
WHAT? Dude, congrats!
Condolences
You guys ever considered becoming god-parents? I wanna play the numbers game and get the little one as many American aunts and uncles as possible - I mean at least one will eventually be rich, right?
I had hoped for a little more enthusiasm from you, in the end it´ll be a new Bucs fan.
Yep. Birthday party and then EDC.
Delano this weekend, MGM in two weeks.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
I must have missed my invite
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
LOL. We're not rich, but we do alright. We'd definitely raise hammer jr to be a Bills fan though. Fair warning.
See you tomorrow!
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Hammer, let me be the godfather of your child! Pleeaaasssee!
I´d consider this a severe breach of trust and contract. While I´d be dead at this point, I´d probably still haunt you from Valhall or something. Fair warning.
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
I ain't afraid of no ghost
That's what you´re thinking now, while you´re still young and innocent...
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
Stop coming on to me hammer, it's never happening. I told you this 29 times already.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Denounce your evil Patriot ways, and we start talking.
Why? The child needs to learn about evil to appreciate the good.
Exciting times!!!!
You know if it will be a boy or a girl? And at what age will you teach him/her to play Bloodborne?
Can I be the godfather to your baby, pls
Dutch Gronk
Banned
You can cut the sexual tension between WW and Hammer.
Just bang already.
Just bang already.
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
Everybody is just having babies. Does nobody want to die alone any longer?
Poor Dutchie. Nobody wants to be his friend.
Poor Dutchie. Nobody wants to be his friend.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
I'm still dying alone! Don't you worry!
The closest thing I got to becoming a parent was watching a girl do a pregnancy test. Fucking scariest 5 minutes of my life.
8 X 11 Printer Paper
Member
I can't muster any disrespect for this Thursday.....I guess I have DD (disrespect dysfunction).
*brofist
19 more weeks for me!
Sure thing, but I kinda want to ease it in to the experience. You know, like start with some kind of comic villain and let it get worse gradually. No need for the shock treatment right away.
I know, but we decided not to tell yet.
And from how things are going, it will be born with lvl35 Witcher experience.
Whats scary about that?
In Europe we actually pay for our offspring, no Gata´s here.
Its a boy. Probably around 3. Or whenever he picks up a controller first.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
I'm in no way ready to become a dad neither financially nor mentally. I'm still in school!
Save to say it was a relieve when the test was negative.
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
On the plus side, it's proof that you have had sex, which is more than the Gata's of the world can claim.
So then hold off on doing it intil you can financially afford the consequences.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Its not like is difficult
Not Germans!
Lowest birthrate...
...IN THE WORLD!
It is when Gronk is your role model.
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
Taco Bell is really not that awful. It doesnt give me the screaming shits like it seems to do to some and at 1:30 AM like the guy said there isnt much else open when Im at work.
If I dont have time to pick something up earlier during the night then Taco Bell is my go -to last resort.
Oh yeah I'm supposed to be excited about a new Bucs fan...........
Not a new Winston fan, rest assured.
Supposed to be getting a suite at Caesars', dunno if that's gonna go through or not, last resort is at Linq. But my asshole friends want to go to Omnia, I fuckin hate clubs.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Congrats to all the impending fathers!
Seems like the euros got weird with it in here. NFL gaf after dark almost took a really weird turn.
But they serve Pepsi products?
Is there a club called Omnia? A big trance DJ is named Omnia so it'd be weird if he played there.
Seems like the euros got weird with it in here. NFL gaf after dark almost took a really weird turn.
But they serve Pepsi products?
Is there a club called Omnia? A big trance DJ is named Omnia so it'd be weird if he played there.
Omnia is the latest club opened at Caesars', they're charging people with a Y chromosome $100 to get in apparently.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Oh yeah I remember what that is now. I see it pop up in my Facebook feed from time to time. They have that really cool center light rig that moves up and down. From the looks of it they probably play mostly techno music there.
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/0ap2000000107973/Week-14-Cam-Newton-highlights
This is really the best Cam Newton highlight video ever, because it's a curb stomping of Atlanta narrated by Gus Johnson.
This is really the best Cam Newton highlight video ever, because it's a curb stomping of Atlanta narrated by Gus Johnson.
Grover Cleveland
Member
I can already see we can't leave those Eurofucks and [REDACTED] alone late at night.
A curbstomping of Atlanta? Which one?
He has many
A curbstomping of Atlanta? Which one?
He has many
Grover Cleveland
Member
The_Darkest_Red
Member
I hope Cam continues to improve as a pocket passer and brings the Panthers a ring one day. That would be cool.
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