Sounds like this is going to be a hit in the Robert Griffin household.
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NFL Offseason Thread |OT4| Fingers Crossed for a Homicide-Free July
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Sounds like this is going to be a hit in the Robert Griffin household.
Not everyone can be is so unappealing to the opposite sex that they don't have to worry about infidelity.
Fraudgers is lucky that way.
Dutch Gronk
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That's an ugly dude. Which is why he has an ugly wife. His money is what is getting him sexy side action.
That is an ugly face, but he is probably ripped and we all know he can dance. Plus he is black...
That's an ugly dude. Which is why he has an ugly wife. His money is what is getting him sexy side action.
Still more than Fraudgers can offer the ladies!
Agreed. So?
You can't dance, can't play QB, and aren't white. You have no use for the Gronk book.
If Timmy Chang played QB, I can play QB!
Well if Warren Sapp said so.
Dutch Gronk
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Gronk can't dance, he could probably play QB and he's white.
He's like my brother.
I can dance like that.
Off rhythm
Grover Cleveland
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This thread took a weird turn.
It's taken plenty of those.
Do we just talk about football when the season starts?
The_Darkest_Red
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I just can't see the Texans making a real breakthrough (as in, a SB appearance at the least) with Schaub at the helm. They need someone to do what Harbaugh did with the Niners and Smith, but there's no way Kubiak has the guts or confidence (or QB?) to do that. The Texans are in an unenviable position, honestly.
Then again, before last season started I never would have expected to see Flacco as a SB MVP so I guess you never know.
Side note --- has anyone ever had more than seven game winning drives in a single season? Luck's rookie year was just absurd in that respect.
EDIT: 8 for Eli in 2011 and 8 for Jake Delhomme (lol) in 2003.
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/leaders/gwd_single_season.htm
Well once the season starts we'll rank the starting QBs in terms of handsomeness. Right now Cam and Alex Smith would be in the lead, but we don't know for sure if Alex can beat out Chase Daniel
Dutch Gronk
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DeaconKnowledge
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It's funny that nobody noticed or cared about Schaub until recently, and now people are realizing how mediocre he is.
Pretty sure it's an insult to call a woman handsome.
The_Darkest_Red
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Cultural differences, I'm assuming.
Depends on their age. You can get away with calling a really old woman handsome because pretty just don't apply anymore.
But in general yeah that is not what they want to hear.
Once training camp really starts up there will be more football talk.
How this thread usually works is we get a lot of banter on game days. Then more analysis and discussion/shit talking on the Tuesday/Wednesday.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SEASON TO START.
The_Darkest_Red
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On game day the thread moves so fast that you can't keep up with it, and 90% of the posts are stuff like:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMBBBBLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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:jnc lolphins
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GODGERS!
It's just a lot of instant reaction type stuff.
FrenchMovieTheme
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Poor mans kap... Just like wussle
Dutch Gronk
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Lunchtime get.
I got it for 4 dollars on Steam Sale. Boo 360 (although Big Picture Mode is still crashing for me about once a week).
It's what you call an older woman like Demi Moore, who at one point was pretty hot, but now has faded worse than the Brewers.
TheLegendary
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Be careful what you wish for.
Right now it's all fun and games but shit gets real one hour into week one and it only gets more intense as the season goes along. By week 3 half of us will be screaming for everyone to be fired and by week 6 the depression will start to set in. And that is just for the shit teams. It's even worse for the teams that are going to the playoffs because most of them will be frauds but squicken and the fans of the team won't see it until it is too late.
The_Darkest_Red
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I'm so hyped, man!
And then in the playoffs (and especially the SB) that's just amplified x1000 or so.
5'9" - he's too tall
Maybe if you guys post enough dog pictures the Redskins will somehow not have been embarrassed on their home field on national TV in the playoffs!
He can also dunk like a mofo so we know that isn't you!
I absolutely love this new meme. :lol
Dutch Gronk
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those are dunks I do when I just wake up and before I've had my first sip of coffee
and I'm whiter than him
Coffee huh? The same kind the Seahawks all seem to like?
Not gonna lie, you got me super excited just reading that.
I almost forgot how fast the thread moves on Sunday.
I'll take a test any time!
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