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NFL Offseason Thread |OT4| Fingers Crossed for a Homicide-Free July
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Alligatorjandro
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We lose.
Luck is a genetic abomination. He can grow all that fucking hair and no mustache.
Harrison had a killer mustache.
indeed
manfestival
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incoming nfl season
darkside31337
Tomodachi wa Mahou
But Jaws said...
FrenchMovieTheme
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Jeff hostetler is the only answer. We all know Eli can't grow facial hair and has never had sex with a woman
I don't know but you're team gotta good mustache bruh
Good heavens. That's a work of art.
Bucs will suck
Did my good deed today. My younger brother is getting into the NFL and asked my opinion on what team he should follow.
It was easier to tell him which teams not to follow:
Browns (why should he suffer as well?)
Steelers (do you support rapists?)
Pats (by the time he gets into them they'll be on a decline)
Panthers (he hates Cam Newton)
Bills (nuff said)
I feel like he's gonna check out the Texans though.
It was easier to tell him which teams not to follow:
Browns (why should he suffer as well?)
Steelers (do you support rapists?)
Pats (by the time he gets into them they'll be on a decline)
Panthers (he hates Cam Newton)
Bills (nuff said)
I feel like he's gonna check out the Texans though.
Fuck yo bagged milk!!
Seriously though, had a couple Brits start following them a couple seasons ago at a Texans forum I post at. Still a young franchise and are just now having some success so you cant be accused of being a bandwagoner. One thing Texans fans can say that 95% of NFL fans cant: I have been here from the start!! David Carr for life yo!!
Does your terrible luck run in the family? If so, season is looking up.
Alligatorjandro
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why
Innocent till proven guilty!
But you guys wouldn't know much about that would'ya?
Screw you man. My time is coming.
Grover Cleveland
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racist
Tell him to follow the Dolphins. A team that's on the rise, but doesn't flat out suck and still isn't good enough yet for people to rag on him as a bandwagoner.
BannedEpisode
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Already got a call back, going in for a second interview next monday morning bright and early.
BannedEpisode
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A Rodge is looking a bit bloated.From his baseball days, still counts:
The_Darkest_Red
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Plus the CFL hero, Cameron Wake!
Didn't the Leafs make the playoffs this year? Isn't that enough?
Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Tell em son, Tell em son, Tell em son, Tell em son!
Thats true. I never thought about that. Does that mean we're better than all these other losers who just root for a team they never saw grow in front of their eyes, starting from nothing at all, and becoming a team lead by a good ol' Wisconsin boy? People who just rooted for a team since daddy told em thats how their family did it?
I think it does. Really, we're the most likeable team in the NFL outside of Russy Wilson. RG3 is a scumbag, Luck is an entitled douche, Matthew Stafford is fat, the Pats are killers, and Bionic roots for the steelers. Kaep is a cool dude tho, so I can't hate.
How dare you, take that back.
Luck is what every young QB aspires to be.
Kap looks like a vulture and is one too. He just hovered around Alex's Superbowl bound team, and swooped down to steal the scraps when Alex went to the pub with Harbs one night. Tannehill better watch out, that Dolphins hat wasn't worn for nothing.
BaltimoreLarry
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From his baseball days, still counts:
Is that a Hagerstown Suns hat?
Loveable fat kid!
As a Packer fan I certainly love him.
Luck is gonna look great in Battle Red when he comes home in a few more years
BannedEpisode
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I got it but havent opened it yet. Gotta beat Fire Emblem first.
Fix that ASAP.
Alligatorjandro
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SMT IV is awesome. But damn its hard.
So I see that the prophecy of Tebow is near it's completion. Our beloved has traveled deep into the heart of darkness. Hernandez crumbled under the presence of the light, Gronk has fallen ill to the plague, and Brady is dealing with a famine. It's only appropriate the the Paladin of the Option brings actual legitimacy back to that cursed franchise.
Meanwhile in Denver, the deweys rack up like the pounds on a sconi wife. Besides all the bullshit that has happened this off-season I'm ready for some goddamn football. No excuses this year. It's time to put up or shut up.
Coming back to NFL-Gaf is like feeling the cool side of the pillow. Then you browse through gaming side and realize your whole extended family has come in and shit your bed. So not much has changed. I was going to wait to come back next week when TC started, but whatever close enough.
Meanwhile in Denver, the deweys rack up like the pounds on a sconi wife. Besides all the bullshit that has happened this off-season I'm ready for some goddamn football. No excuses this year. It's time to put up or shut up.
Coming back to NFL-Gaf is like feeling the cool side of the pillow. Then you browse through gaming side and realize your whole extended family has come in and shit your bed. So not much has changed. I was going to wait to come back next week when TC started, but whatever close enough.
If Elway had Rice, mmmm, sweet baby Jesus, damage would have been done.
Rice was a Bronco at one point, for the record.
FrenchMovieTheme
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joe montana is overrated? in what way?
Brady > Elway > Montana > Manning Pepe > Marino
if you dont agree, youre a fan of a franchise that hasnt been relevant in 2 decades
elway won his rings by himself, montana had a stacked team and then sucked dick when he didnt
Alligatorjandro
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Its true these are trying times for the Pats but with the guidance of Lord Brady and Bill Belichick The Divine we will get through these trying times.
Saying that if Elway, Marino, or someone else had his supporting talent they would have won more Super Bowls.
Yup, it's the offseason.
Darkness will never over power the light. If you start the Teebs at QB the Pats gain instant respect, otherwise they are traveling down the path of death and destruction. There is only one road to redemption, and McD knows it.
Joe had the best of both worlds, great teams and great coaches. Elway didn't have that luxury. When we look back, you basically slotted in the lefty and had roughly the same level of success. It's impressive, and I love Joe, but I think that takes away from his legacy. As does TD for Elway to a certain degree.
You are describing Tom Brady, except he sucked dick when his team was still stacked.
Alligatorjandro
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You shut your whore mouth you unclean swine.
Brady has never had a losing season in his career
with a crew of -
Troy Brown
Fred Coleman
Scott McCready
Correy Dillon
and Jabbar Gaffneys of the world
one season where he had a receiving corp, he broke every record in the nfl. DONT even try. look at manning playing with all pro receivers his entire career and barely getting 1 ring if you want to look at system qbs
Joe engineered the catch and changed the fortunes of an entire franchise. One of the greatest plays of all time.
Not much compared until the helmet catch and then Bens game winning throw, 30 years later.
Anyone who thinks Joe was overrated is probably a fantasy football fan who started watching football like 10 years ago.
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