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[BigAT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WgICz4I20c&feature=youtu.be

Amazing that JJ Watt can do this given his size. Freakish athlete

No big deal, that is Greg's warmup.

 

[Rollo Tomasi]

For a second I thought he was wearing Dolphin team colors.

Nevermind, he was wearing Bills team colors.

 

[jello44]

So the masturbating-while-working-in-a-kitchen defense force is a thing.

Wait, what?

Clearly I missed some article somewhere.

 

[Dragon]

Wait, what?

Clearly I missed some article somewhere.

I don't know if you 'missed' it.

 

[chuckddd]

How you like your eggs? Fried or fertilized?

Which came first, the chicken or the cook?

 

[Fantomex]

I don't even go to Off Topic anymore. No place is safe on Gaf.

 

[Futurevoid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk6a0aW1Vco

SAVE THE WII U PLATINUM GAMES!!!

Spoiler

This won't sell for shit but I'm dying to play it.

 

[Buckethead]

That game looks great.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Go Pats

 

[JABEE]

Go Pats

You make me sick. How could you abandon the Jags?

 

[jakncoke]

lol detroit

 

[ChanHuk]

lol detroit

I think Ohio might be slightly better than Detroit. Slightly.

 

[brentech]

I think Ohio might be slightly better than Detroit. Slightly.

that shit doesn't seem to work right now, just go to 6min in
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN4bbbm9GD4

 

[Greg]

No big deal, that is Greg's warmup.

I jump over Watt while he jumps.

 

[jakncoke]

I think Ohio might be slightly better than Detroit. Slightly.

We havent filed bankruptcy..yet so theres that

 

[Alligatorjandro]

You make me sick. How could you abandon the Jags?

How about you call me a Jag fan to my face?

 

[jakncoke]

Damn colts fans

 

[MechDX]

How about you call me a Jag fan to my face?

Step up and he will.

 

[Futurevoid]

How about you call me a Jag fan to my face?

Jags fan.

 

[RBH]

Step up and he will.

Jags fan.

:lol

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I'll just claim self defense for whatever happens.

 

[Kave_Man]

Step up and he will.

Dat ether!

 

[Futurevoid]

Vonta Leach update:

Armando Salguero @ArmandoSalguero 5m

Source tells me #Dolphins standing pat, going to camp without signing FB Vonta Leach. No offer. Team will weigh options on roster. (More)

Armando Salguero @ArmandoSalguero 3m

As for Vonta Leach other options ... Baltimore Ravens return remains strongest option. Houston Texans in the background.

 

[MechDX]

Vonta Leach update:

Don't want him. I like the Greg Jones kid we signed away from Jacksonville. Vonta wants to be paid more than what a FB is worth

 

[Spades]

Jorvorskie Lane is a damn good FB anyway.

 

[bionic77]

I'll just claim self defense for whatever happens.

That shit only works in 3rd world shit holes like Florida.

You will get a murder charge everywhere else. Just ask Hernandez...

 

[Alligatorjandro]

That shit only works in 3rd world shit holes like Florida.

You will get a murder charge everywhere else. Just ask Hernandez...

Thats why I said say it to my face, here in Florida.

 

[Godslay]

Which came first, the chicken or the cook?

Can't decide if this is oddly profound, or just a good old :jnc.

 

[bionic77]

Thats why I said say it to my face, here in Florida.

Are you allowed to murder anyone in Florida and get away by calling it self defense or does the victim has to be a minority, preferably black?

 

[chuckddd]

Thats why I said say it to my face, here in Florida.

So Jaguary.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Are you allowed to murder anyone in Florida and get away by calling it self defense or does the victim has to be a minority, preferably black?

yes

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Gator, I forgot to ask, did they let you exchange your Hernandez jersey for a Henne one?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Gator, I forgot to ask, did they let you exchange your Hernandez jersey for a Henne one?

Hey did you know the Dolphins just spent all that money for a 7-9 record?

 

[Fantomex]

Hey did you know the Dolphins just spent all that money for a 7-9 record?

You're not very nice.

 

[Kastrioti]

That new Strider looks sweet, but now Capcom is even dropping support for the Wii U. I'm starting to actually feel bad for Nintendo, you'd think some Japanese studios would stay loyal (Capcom, Namco, Sega etc.)

 

[Grover Cleveland]

You're not very nice.

gata just bitter because his real team still sucks and is going to be playing in London within two years.

And his fake team is full of cheaters and murderous scum.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

You're not very nice.

truth hurts

 

[The Frankman]

Team Ratchet gonna F up Zimmerman and Alligatorjandro if he not careful. It's like Victor Cruz said, hood gonna catch up to you.

 

[Eleuin]

That new Strider looks sweet, but now Capcom is even dropping support for the Wii U. I'm starting to actually feel bad for Nintendo, you'd think some Japanese studios would stay loyal (Capcom, Namco, Sega etc.)

I don't think loyalty means much when the other side isn't holding up their end of the bargain.

 

[Lunchbox]

Team Ratchet gonna F up Zimmerman and Alligatorjandro if he not careful. It's like Victor Cruz said, hood gonna catch up to you.

frankman and his hood crew

 

[B For Bendetta]

frankman and his hood crew

Mmmmmmmm Mars and Venus. Needs more Mercury

 

[Eleuin]

Why you jealous though

 

[Dragon]

That new Strider looks sweet, but now Capcom is even dropping support for the Wii U. I'm starting to actually feel bad for Nintendo, you'd think some Japanese studios would stay loyal (Capcom, Namco, Sega etc.)

Stay loyal? There's a reason EA stopped making games for the platform, Need for Speed: Most Wanted sold like five copies.

frankman and his hood crew

At least he didn't type in all caps.

 

[jakncoke]

npd are serious buisness.. az greg dead because he posts predictions and morons take them as leaks because they are like a 12 yo from the 80s trying to see a tit through a scrambled porn channel

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Hey did you know the Dolphins just spent all that money for a 7-9 record?

Nope, but since you've been to the future --- how's Dark Souls 2?

 

[chuckddd]

npd are serious buisness.. az greg dead because he posts predictions and morons take them as leaks because they are like a 12 yo from the 80s trying to see a tit through a scrambled porn channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=0d8FTPv955I#t=47s

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Nope, but since you've been to the future --- how's Dark Souls 2?

You know it in your heart that the Dolphins will suck.

 

[Coldnoodle]

npd are serious buisness.. az greg dead because he posts predictions and morons take them as leaks because they are like a 12 yo from the 80s trying to see a tit through a scrambled porn channel

As long as we don't lose best Greg I don't care :lol

 

[Nakazato]

TMZ is hiring for TMZ Sports

Apply yo

 

[BannedEpisode]

TMZ is hiring for TMZ Sports

Apply yo

Gonna use my OP from a couple threads back. Ill be hired for sure.

I think I'm going to go get some shitty asian food and start SMT4.