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NFL Offseason Thread |OT4| Fingers Crossed for a Homicide-Free July
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Alligatorjandro
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Says the guy who's teams biggest highlight of the past 10 years is signing Mike Wallace for $385 million and getting shutout by the Pats defense.
TheLegendary
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He watches the game in a chambered enclosure in the back room of a trendy coffee house, via a small hole in the wall to view the TV playing the game in the adjacent hookah bar thru a specially crafted filtered lens created by the indigenous tribes of New Guinea, with the audio feed piped in through a child's play telephone set.
We can't blame him for missing some things
Texans gonna sign him and have him hit Peyton like that.
Good, clear the way for Brock.
The_Darkest_Red
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Oh, a Dolphins suck joke! Sick burn, bro!
BannedEpisode
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I wish everyone would stop fighting.
You can tell the season is close at hand.
You can tell the season is close at hand.
hahaha
Alligatorjandro
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What else do I have to work with when dissing the Dolphins?
Nice plate, loser!
yankeehater
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Do the Vikings really not have any championships at all, or did Ez just pull a Fox?
Buckethead
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The great thing about the Vikings sole championship win is that if you count it you have to give the Packers an extra Championship!
Alligatorjandro
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The new season starting is like a full moon, except instead of turning into werewolves everyone turns into cunts.
The_Darkest_Red
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I agree, it's kind of unfair when I have material like this:
Congrats on the SB appearance, though! You must be proud!
BannedEpisode
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Pretty much.
They have a ton of almost championships though!
*"almost championship": a situation where a team is very good and then poops the bed in spectacular fashion.
*"almost rich": a poor with a dream
mastershake
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Thug Waffle
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Giants have some of the best unis in the game.
Alligatorjandro
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I agree, it's kind of unfair when I have material like this:
Congrats on the SB appearance, though! You must be proud!
Too bad no one is alive to remember when the Dolphins were relevant and you have to get your joy from the Patriots failures.
The correct response here is the Jared Allen commemorative plate. But I can't find it! Slo, where are you?!
Futurevoid
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The_Darkest_Red
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It's not so bad honestly, especially when you throw in the Jets. I get my fair share of sustenance, and with stuff like the buttfumble my cup runeth over!
The chances of your rivals not winning the SB will always be higher than the chances of your team winning it. Don't get mad at me because I know how to play the odds!
he'll be here within the hour
much like Kas and the words Stafford, Suh, 1800, and gravy, Slo has a script that searches for commemorative, plate, and championships?
off-topic, but a band for you to check out:
http://blackcrowninitiate.bandcamp.com/album/song-of-the-crippled-bull
it's Slice the Cake meets 7 Horns 7 Eyes
The_Darkest_Red
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Thanks buddy, I'll check this out when I get home! Sounds intriguing.
BlackGhost
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Much like the Bills, we are 0-4. But unlike the Lions, Cardinals, and a few newer teams we have been there.
yankeehater
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NFL championships not Super Bowls.
They took away the Maroons high school championship and gave it to Arizona.
Eventually someone will do the same thing to the Pats wins.
Futurevoid
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More good news in Dallas:
BlackGhost
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Jerrys already talking superbowl
Damn
You jacking it in San Diego?
storybook77
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Tickets should arrive tomorrow. It's almost time!
Thought about it... not enough codeine syrup and tonight its Taco night so it will have to wait till tomorrow
Just let the people die. They won't be coming back for more care.
Story! My man, where you been?
Alligatorjandro
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one day we will hear about a paramedic arrested for stealing drugs from a hospital in California.
You disgust me, especially your will to live, makes me nauseous.
storybook77
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On my usual offseason hiatus from this thread plus all the shit with my mom.
Speaking of which, she is home now (finally) and on the mend. Still a ways to go as far as treatment for the cancer but I'm hopeful that her near death experience will help her make the right decision.
You could just tell the people to come back at 9 when everyone finished their coffee.
Have a sign that says something like "Please don't get impaled before 9 am"
Ah, sorry to hear about that man. Glad she's home, though.
My mother's been out of the country for about 6 months due to health issues, so I can relate a bit. It's actually the reason I've been down in Atlanta enjoying this schizophrenic weather for the past 2 months.
All he is good at is talking
That's good to hear.
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