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[MechDX]

Texans were more fun when they were losing in hilarious ways. Flipping away from the Steelers to see the Texans shit away another game was magical.

Yes. But when we won it was glorious!



Looking at the stats who won?

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Nothing's full and I e-mail invited you back into the straggler's league!

Deacon, I'm sure I can get you a spot in one of mine.

edit - Nice 2 minute drill, Edmonton. smh

Yes please.

Foxball implies running regardless of what is happening/who the personnel is.

As far as his situational decisions, he's still on the hook.

I know. Just filling my Manning trolling quota.

Yes. But when we won it was glorious!



Looking at the stats who won?

The bizarro game. Goes against all possible logic.

 

[Godslay]

I know. Just filling my Manning trolling quota.

Should have known you had a quota to meet. I think last year went from noodle arm, to they haven't beat anyone good, to Peyton choking in the playoffs again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4efZIHtiQQ

Spoiler

And yes I did drop a Lion King reference.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Should have known you had a quota to meet. I think last year went from noodle arm, to they haven't beat anyone good, to Peyton choking in the playoffs again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4efZIHtiQQ

Second one isn't mine. First one is and the last one...well to be fair it just writes itself doesn't it?

 

[Godslay]

Second one isn't mine. First one is and the last one...well to be fair it just writes itself doesn't it?

It's fine. Can't deny history or those wounded ducks.

 

[bionic77]

:lol 24-3 in first downs and Tommy Gun finds a way to lose.

God it will suck to go back to that crap once Ben is done.

 

[effzee]

Fine. I restarted the stragglers' league. E-mail invites away.

I just saw the email. I'll sign up tomorrow.

Lol why am I hyped? Lol

 

[Hunter S.]

Oh shiz!!! Just climbed a small mountain today. It was one of the burnt mountains. A storm came in and freezing winds in the middle of July made howling sounds through out this strange, dark mysterious land of beauty.

It rained, but it was refreshing so I left soaked all around. But at peace.
I thought to myself, "free Von Miller Now!!!!

Then rode my bike for half an hour in this damn hilly place.

I think I am ready for hardcore mountain climbing this weekend. Hopefully, others keep up.

Welker is going to destroy every New England fuck head in his path!!!

 

[JABEE]

Fine. I restarted the stragglers' league. E-mail invites away.

Re-Joined!

 

[Godslay]

It rained, but it was refreshing so I left soaked all around. But at peace.
I thought to myself, "free Von Miller Now!!!!

This was starting to get poetic...

Welker is going to destroy every New England fuck head in his path!!!

That escalated quickly.

 

[chuckddd]

Oh shiz!!! Just climbed a small mountain today. It was one of the burnt mountains. A storm came in and freezing winds in the middle of July made howling sounds through out this strange, dark mysterious land of beauty.

It rained, but it was refreshing so I left soaked all around. But at peace.
I thought to myself, "free Von Miller Now!!!!

Then rode my bike for half an hour in this damn hilly place.

I think I am ready for hardcore mountain climbing this weekend. Hopefully, others keep up.

Welker is going to destroy every New England fuck head in his path!!!

Mescaline is a hell of a drug.

 

[Dragon]

Oh shiz!!! Just climbed a small mountain today. It was one of the burnt mountains. A storm came in and freezing winds in the middle of July made howling sounds through out this strange, dark mysterious land of beauty.

It rained, but it was refreshing so I left soaked all around. But at peace.
I thought to myself, "free Von Miller Now!!!!

Then rode my bike for half an hour in this damn hilly place.

I think I am ready for hardcore mountain climbing this weekend. Hopefully, others keep up.

Welker is going to destroy every New England fuck head in his path!!!

What a Hell's Angel you are.

 

[rando14]

Oh shiz!!! Just climbed a small mountain today. It was one of the burnt mountains. A storm came in and freezing winds in the middle of July made howling sounds through out this strange, dark mysterious land of beauty.

It rained, but it was refreshing so I left soaked all around. But at peace.
I thought to myself, "free Von Miller Now!!!!

Then rode my bike for half an hour in this damn hilly place.

I think I am ready for hardcore mountain climbing this weekend. Hopefully, others keep up.

Welker is going to destroy every New England fuck head in his path!!!

were u high

 

[WedgeX]

Lions decided to have every player pass a conditioning test prior to training camp this year. No idea what it entails, but...

The Detroit Lions are in excellent physical condition according to a tweet from running back Joique Bell late Thursday night.

Bell confirmed every player passed the team's mandatory conditioning test earlier in the day. He also wrote coach Jim Schwartz told the players this is the most well-conditioned roster he's seen on report day.

Feeling slightly better than ambivalent.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Oh shiz!!! Just climbed a small mountain today. It was one of the burnt mountains. A storm came in and freezing winds in the middle of July made howling sounds through out this strange, dark mysterious land of beauty.

It rained, but it was refreshing so I left soaked all around. But at peace.
I thought to myself, "free Von Miller Now!!!!

Then rode my bike for half an hour in this damn hilly place.

I think I am ready for hardcore mountain climbing this weekend. Hopefully, others keep up.

Welker is going to destroy every New England fuck head in his path!!!

fuck welker

 

[Hunter S.]

What a Hell's Angel you are.

Hunter never climbed mountains brah. What you smoking? He shot a lot of guns and tripped acid. And, no, I was not high.

Now peace all, I got beers to drink and packing to do.

 

[Greg]

Hunter never climbed mountains brah. What you smoking? He shot a lot of guns and tripped acid. And, no, I was not high.

Now peace all, I got beers to drink and packing to do.

You drank them earlier. They're all gone.

 

[Kave_Man]

I'll rejoin the cat.gif league when I get my computer back in a day or two.

The champ needs to defend his crown.

 

[B For Bendetta]

You drank them earlier. They're all gone.

I hate when that happens. When I went to Colorado last fall I totally went into the mountains. It was super badass.

Any of you douches on Untappd?

 

[KingGondo]

Weeden is such a true Browns fan that he's doing everything he can to get us a good draft pick next year.

Apparently he recovered and played really well. I saw several nice throws on the practice video on the Plain Dealer's site.

Realistically it'll be tough to go .500 with our schedule next year, but playing in the shotgun at a faster pace will help him a ton, mark my words. It still blows my mind that Shurmur drafted him, then stuck him in that rinky dink West Coast offense last year.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

OT is off the rails tonight. Small penises, strap-ons, men who are needed because nobody wants them, and now removing ball fuzz.

 

[B1gg_Randall]

I'll rejoin the cat.gif league when I get my computer back in a day or two.

The champ needs to defend his crown.

I was 8 points from the crown.Damn you,Kave

 

[Drakeon]

OT is off the rails tonight. Small penises, strap-ons, men who are needed because nobody wants them, and now removing ball fuzz.

You missed the suicide thread.

 

[B For Bendetta]

Small penises is a pretty fun thread right now. Liu Kang baking a pie just posted a porn gif of some chick getting the ol snatch lap

 

[Dominican Power]

Is there a gaf fantasy league?

 

[RBH]

I'll rejoin the cat.gif league when I get my computer back in a day or two.

The champ needs to defend his crown.

 

[Vyer]

Stragglers is firing back up? Sweet, even though I sucked last year.

 

[ChanHuk]

Well the ambulance scheduled me the same night I'm working at the hospital. Who to tell piss off?

 

[Spades]

Gooooood morning!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Gooooood morning!

Is it really? It's hot and clammy and I'm gonna be spending the next 15+ hours on airports and inside planes.

 

[Spades]

Is it really? It's hot and clammy and I'm gonna be spending the next 15+ hours on airports and inside planes.

Where are you heading bro?

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Where are you heading bro?

LA.

Gonna be touring around the worst west coast .

 

[Kastrioti]

Is there a gaf fantasy league?

I'm going to make one by tmrw night or the night after.

 

[Wrayfield]

LA.

Gonna be touring around the worst west coast .

Watch out for Cambodian American paramedics with alcohol problems and a hatred for Euro Pats

 

[Spades]

Today's pick-up:

Yes, I am aware that the game is shit. But I really like the movies and I couldn't pass on it for the £14 new I paid.

 

[bionic77]

OT is off the rails tonight. Small penises, strap-ons, men who are needed because nobody wants them, and now removing ball fuzz.

Sounds like they went with a Tom Brady theme last night.

 

[Eleuin]

Small penis thread is amazing.

Oh and good morning.

 

[Buckethead]

rage.

http://i.minus.com/iHI5ON8Q6JLpA.gif.

The principles of detection tell me that gentleman came from Lambeau.

 

[K-19]

Did you guys checked the Race IAT from OT? It supposed to tell you if you're racist or not.

 

[Talon]

Wait, all the fantasy leagues are filled up already? Geez, y'all be early.

 

[SonnyBoy]

I'm going to make one by tmrw night or the night after.

Do you have an open spot and is it ESPN, Yahoo, or NFL?

 

[Buckethead]

Just try to not get a boner watching this:

http://youtu.be/NOJcbkbXyIo

 

[Cornbread78]

ok NFLGaf,.why haven't the Pat's signed Brandon Lloyd and Dallas Clark yet?

 

[Matugi]

Mike Jones ‏@MikeJonesWaPo 33m
Source says Keenan Robinson will miss 3-5 months with torn pectoral muscle. @RapSheet first reported his loss for season. #Redskins

FUCK

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Guys, if one of my flights crashes, I just want you people to know that you can all eat bags of dicks.

#GronkGronk #Shirtless4Life

 

[Spades]

Guys, if one of my flights crashes, I just want you people to know that you can all eat bags of dicks.

#GronkGronk #Shirtless4Life

Save travels, my man.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Guys, if one of my flights crashes, I just want you people to know that you can all eat bags of dicks.

#GronkGronk #Shirtless4Life

Hope you enjoy your trip, buddy. Stay safe up there!

 

[Kave_Man]

Guys, if one of my flights crashes, I just want you people to know that you can all eat bags of dicks.

#GronkGronk #Shirtless4Life

I will give my bag to Gata, he loves it.

Safe flight brah.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

John Jerry potentially losing his starting job at RG? James Walker tweets:

No sighting of guard John Jerry so far. Rookie Dallas Thomas is lining up at guard on first-team during warmups.

Richie Incognito switching from left to right guard in warmups. That's interesting.

 

[BlackGhost]

Realistically it'll be tough to go .500 with our schedule

This is how I've been feeling for awhile, I just didn't want to be the negative Nancy in Browns Gaf to say it. Even with Trent Trucks 2,500 all purpose yards this year.
Edit:

CBS Sports' Jason La Canfora reports Percy Harvin would "likely" miss the entire 2013 season if a second opinion on his hip shows Harvin indeed needs surgery to repair his labrum tear.
La Canfora allows the second opinion still hasn't been formed -- it will be next Tuesday -- but his season is now in doubt. Early indications suggested Harvin will in all likelihood require surgery. The Seahawks will move forward with Doug Baldwin behind Golden Tate and Sidney Rice, just like last season. Harvin's loss would be quite a blow to Russell Wilson's 2013 fantasy ceiling.

Damn