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NFL Offseason Thread |OT4| Fingers Crossed for a Homicide-Free July

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bionic77

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Thats what old man Larry and bionic told me they did back when they were in grade school.
You dirty poor degenerate liar.

If Larry had a mirror he would just stab a fireman with it instead of putting it on his shoes. And I had awesome sneakers as a kid. No way would I ruin them with some shitty mirrors you found in your neighbors trash.

Sounds like something Raiders kids did to look up girls skirts.
 
Harbs said:
''Is it a concern? I've definitely noticed it,'' Harbaugh said of the Seahawks. ''You don't know what it is. Even when people say what it is, you don't know that that's what it is. I've heard this thrown out or that, but that's usually the agents or the players themselves saying it's, for example, Adderall. But the NFL doesn't release what it actually is, so you have no idea. You're taking somebody at their word that I don't know if you can take them at their word, understanding the circumstances.''

''It has no place in an athlete's body. Play by the rules,'' Harbaugh said. ''You always want to be above reproach, especially when you're good, because you don't want people to come back and say, 'They're winning because they're cheating.' That's always going to be a knee-jerk reaction in my experience, ever since I was a little kid. We want to be above reproach in everything and do everything by the rules. Because if you don't, if you cheat to win, then you've already lost, according to Bo Schembechler. And Bo Schembechler is about next to the word of God as you can get in my mind. It's not the word of God, but it's close.''

what is wrong about anything he said? here is an idea for the seahawks: don't cheat and then you won't have to hear about people talking about you cheating!
 
Let's all be honest here, Sherman hasn't stopped talking since the season ended.
I like Sherman right now as much as I like Titus Young.
 

chuckddd

Fear of a GAF Planet
Let's all be honest here, Sherman hasn't stopped talking since the season ended.
I like Sherman right now as much as I like Titus Young.

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cdyhybrid

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what is wrong about anything he said? here is an idea for the seahawks: don't cheat and then you won't have to hear about people talking about you cheating!

Here's an idea for Harbaugh: Don't talk shit and people won't talk shit back? You have to be deaf and mentally challenged to not understand that he was clearly talking about a specific team (you know, since that was what the question was). Don't start no shit, won't be no shit.

I don't get why Niners fans don't embrace the trash talk from both teams, since you worship your head coach like the second coming of Lombardi - Harbs loves the trash talk and regularly participates in it, why don't any of his fans?
 
Here's an idea for Harbaugh: Don't talk shit and people won't talk shit back? You have to be deaf and mentally challenged to not understand that he was clearly talking about a specific team (you know, since that was what the question was). Don't start no shit, won't be no shit.

I don't get why Niners fans don't embrace the trash talk from both teams, since you worship your head coach like the second coming of Lombardi - Harbs loves the trash talk and regularly participates in it, why don't any of his fans?

except he wasn't "talking shit". he was talking the truth. here is the difference:

Shit talk:
Reporter - hey jim what do you think about the seahawks?
Harbs - they suck dick. we are the defending division champs until someone tops us so they just need to deal with it biiiiiiiiiiiiitch!

Real talk:
Reporter - hey jim, what do you think about all of the seahawks who have been suspended for cheating? have you noticed all the seahawks that have been suspended over the past couple years? it's been highly publicized!
Harbs - mmm hmm!
 

ChanHuk

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I got some revenge on that impoverish degenerate snes of snestown.

bad snes

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Those poors of snesslums will never know who left this on snes' lawn

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squicken

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Here's an idea for Harbaugh: Don't talk shit and people won't talk shit back? You have to be deaf and mentally challenged to not understand that he was clearly talking about a specific team (you know, since that was what the question was). Don't start no shit, won't be no shit.

I don't get why Niners fans don't embrace the trash talk from both teams, since you worship your head coach like the second coming of Lombardi - Harbs loves the trash talk and regularly participates in it, why don't any of his fans?

The difference with Harbs is that he is right! People get bogged down on what is the best way to play the media game, but when we get down to it, cheating is wrong, we teach our kids not to do it, and the Chickens have to cheat to win. Like Harbs said, it you cheat, you have already lost. The truth of that sticks in Seattle players and fans craws, b/c deep down they know their success is illegitimate
 

cdyhybrid

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except he wasn't "talking shit". he was talking the truth. here is the difference:

Shit talk:
Reporter - hey jim what do you think about the seahawks?
Harbs - they suck dick. we are the defending division champs until someone tops us so they just need to deal with it biiiiiiiiiiiiitch!

Real talk:
Reporter - hey jim, what do you think about all of the seahawks who have been suspended for cheating? have you noticed all the seahawks that have been suspended over the past couple years? it's been highly publicized!
Harbs - mmm hmm!

The difference with Harbs is that he is right! People get bogged down on what is the best way to play the media game, but when we get down to it, cheating is wrong, we teach our kids not to do it, and the Chickens have to cheat to win. Like Harbs said, it you cheat, you have already lost. The truth of that sticks in Seattle players and fans craws, b/c deep down they know their success is illegitimate
I'm ashamed to share a division with such soft fans.

And Harbaugh only said what he said because the Seahawks spanked him on national TV. The only person trying to make themselves feel better is Harbs.
 
The difference with Harbs is that he is right! People get bogged down on what is the best way to play the media game, but when we get down to it, cheating is wrong, we teach our kids not to do it, and the Chickens have to cheat to win. Like Harbs said, it you cheat, you have already lost. The truth of that sticks in Seattle players and fans craws, b/c deep down they know their success is illegitimate

preach on brother squicken!
 

squicken

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Did Urban Meyer and the sway he and his program held over the police in Gainesville shield Aaron Hernandez from justice?

According to a 2007 police report obtained Monday by The Wall Street Journal, Hernandez had a brush with the law at Florida before he'd even played a down.

On May 4, 2007, only months after Hernandez had enrolled at Florida, he showed up at a restaurant called The Swamp near Florida's campus in Gainesville, Fla., a two-story bar and grill that features framed jerseys of former Florida stars.

According to the police report, here's what took place: A waitress brought Hernandez two "alcoholic drinks." After Hernandez finished the drinks, a restaurant employee named Michael Taphorn delivered a bill. Hernandez said he hadn't ordered the drinks and refused to pay, at which point a "verbal altercation" began between the two men. Hernandez called a witness over to try to intervene, but a resolution couldn't be reached. Hernandez was told to leave and escorted out by Taphorn.

After stepping outside, according to the report, Hernandez told police Taphorn "got in his face" and began yelling at him. As Taphorn turned to walk away, Hernandez punched him in the side of the head—a fact Hernandez did not dispute.

Taphorn complained of hearing loss in his ear but refused medical treatment on the scene, the report said. The next day, however, doctors discovered his right eardrum had burst, an injury he was told would take four to six weeks to heal, according to the police report.

Benjamin Tobias, a spokesman for the Gainesville police department, said officers did not arrest Hernandez, who was 17 at the time. But given the severity of the injury to the victim, the department recommended a charge of felony battery—a crime that, for adults in Florida, carries a maximum of up to five years in prison.

Hernandez's attorney, Michael Fee, did not return emails and calls for comment. Former Florida football coach Urban Meyer, now the head football coach at Ohio State, has declined to comment on Hernandez.

Taphorn, whom colleagues described Monday as a former manager at the restaurant, could not be reached for comment. Danny Zeenberg, manager at The Swamp, said the restaurant does not serve alcohol to underage customers.

It's unclear how or whether the case was resolved. Tobias, the police spokesman, said Hernandez could have been given deferred prosecution, a type of diversion program. It's possible prosecutors declined to bring charges.

Bill Cervone, state attorney for Florida's Eighth Judicial Circuit, said he had not seen the police report from the May 2007 incident. Cervone said he could not comment on the specifics of the case because at age 17, Hernandez was a juvenile at the time. In general, Cervone said, the state of Florida sets a fairly high bar in felony battery cases. He said it is essential for the victim in such cases to testify. It is not clear from the police report whether the victim was willing to testify or not.

Tobias, the Gainesville police spokesman, said the department released the report to the Journal because the department's policy allows for such releases when police recommend a felony charge. Cervone said his office has a different standard for public disclosure. "I can't really talk about a specific juvenile case," he said.

Underage drinking, felony assault. All swept under the rug
 
Niners can't talk shit as long as they have Andy Lee on their team. Dude is on some shit I tell you!

49ers match Andy Lee offer sheet
Wednesday, March 7, 2007 at 18:47:15 | Leave a Comment | Recommend | Print
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According to ProFootballTalk.com's Rumor Mill:

A league source tells us that the San Francisco 49ers have matched the offer sheet that punter Andy Lee signed on Tuesday with the Steelers.

The Niners had until March 13 to make a decision.

It had been reported elsewhere on Wednesday that the offer did not include a poison-pill provision. By failing to use the device, the Steelers basically negotiated on the Niners' behalf a long-term deal for Lee.

If, in contrast, the Steelers had thrown a phony final year on the deal worth $15 million or so, and had included a term that would have made the entire package guaranteed if, for example, Lee played six games in California in any year of the deal, the Niners more likely would have let Lee walk.

So why didn't the Steelers use it? And, more importantly, why did they even bother to make the offer if they weren't going to try their best to land the player?

Look for the union to grouse about this one, since the NFL clearly doesn't like the poison pill -- and since the union clearly believes it's a valid tool to promote player movement.

If the Niners had opted not to match the deal, they would have gotten a sixth-round pick as compensation from the Steelers.

For the Steelers, don't be surprised if they turn their attention to Matt Turk.

how sad
 
Even you know he has horse parts in that "leg" of his. As long as he is on your team you can't complain of the Seahawks rampant PED abuse!

i have a gif on my computer showcasing andy lees wiener but i can't find any sites online that i can upload the gif to :(

OTHERWISE this entire thread would be getting a taste of andy!
 

bionic77

Member
FMT don't upload it.

For starters my old ass eyes are shit and could not see a wang that small (horse steroids give you a tiny dick). And secondly some things are just not meant to he shared. Andy Lees penis is of them. Gronks semen is another.
 

cdyhybrid

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It's just nuts that Seattle fans and players get salty over getting called cheaters, when they have been caught cheating. You want that to stop, then stop cheating.
I'm not getting salty at all. I just think it's funny that people get salty when we talk back.
 
I'm not getting salty at all. I just think it's funny that people get salty when we talk back.

lol how is it fans being salty when we call the seachickens out? don't you see the comedy in a cheating player being called out for being a cheater and that cheater gets butt hurt at the person who called him out?
 

cdyhybrid

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lol how is it fans being salty when we call the seachickens out? don't you see the comedy in a cheating player being called out for being a cheater and that cheater gets butt hurt at the person who called him out?
I think the entire thing is entertaining - that's why I don't care who talks.
 

squicken

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I'm not getting salty at all. I just think it's funny that people get salty when we talk back.

I love it! Magic and Isiah kissing before games was one of the worst things to ever happen in sports. Sports are more fun when the players and coaches hate each other just as much as the fans. Granted, the NBA in the 70s and 80s was like UFC card every other day and needed some civility.
 

Hitokage

Setec Astronomer
It's just nuts that Seattle fans and players get salty over getting called cheaters, when they have been caught cheating. You want that to stop, then stop cheating.
You're completely full of shit here. It's one thing to say that Seahawks have players which have been busted for violating PED policy and another to say that they cheated to win games or that their success is built upon illegitimacy. You need to actually connect the two instead just saying shit as if the logical connection is self-evident. If either of you clowns actually bothered to pay attention to the players in question, you would notice that only two names actually matter in terms of winning games: Brandon Browner, who was absent during much of the second half when the Seahawks ran the table after Chicago, and Richard Sherman, who was cleared.

So sure, whine about how the Seahawks cheated to win against the Cowboys and Panthers when Browner had decent showings, but was also replaced without large injury to the secondary in later games.

I also never want to hear FMT whine about others talking shit.
 
You're completely full of shit here. It's one thing to say that Seahawks have players which have been busted for violating PED policy and another to say that they cheated to win games or that their success is built upon illegitimacy. You need to actually connect the two instead just saying shit as if the logical connection is self-evident. If either of you clowns actually bothered to pay attention to the players in question, you would notice that only two names actually matter in terms of winning games: Brandon Browner, who was absent during much of the second half when the Seahawks ran the table after Chicago, and Richard Sherman, who was cleared.

So sure, whine about how the Seahawks cheated to win against the Cowboys and Panthers when Browner had decent showings, but was also replaced without large injury to the secondary in later games.

this is also assuming you think there were no other or are no other cheaters on the seahawks. we already know there are. we know bruce irvin cheated and more than likely he was cheating last year. we know richard sherman cheated and was let off on a technicality. we know there are other seahawks who have cheated.

of course seachickens fans will have a defensive tone. who wants to have the legitimacy of wins called into question like the patriots? but facts are facts: the seahawks are cheaters and nothing can change that until all the bad apples, INCLUDING YOUR ENTIRE COACHING STAFF, are off the team!
 

cdyhybrid

Member
this is also assuming you think there were no other or are no other cheaters on the seahawks. we already know there are. we know bruce irvin cheated and more than likely he was cheating last year. we know richard sherman cheated and was let off on a technicality. we know there are other seahawks who have cheated.

of course seachickens fans will have a defensive tone. who wants to have the legitimacy of wins called into question like the patriots? but facts are facts: the seahawks are cheaters and nothing can change that until all the bad apples, INCLUDING YOUR ENTIRE COACHING STAFF, are off the team!
Your team could accelerate that process by not losing to us by 30, but that probably is too much to ask :(

your team lost multiple times to a team coached by mike singletary. you aint got nothin to say biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!
My team was assembled by Tim Ruskell. His incompetence can go head to head with Singletary's, but Mike actually had someone smart getting him good players. Ruskell filled the roster with a bunch of old, undersized, slow players.
 

squicken

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You're completely full of shit here. It's one thing to say that Seahawks have players which have been busted for violating PED policy and another to say that they cheated to win games or that their success is built upon illegitimacy. You need to actually connect the two instead just saying shit as if the logical connection is self-evident. If either of you clowns actually bothered to pay attention to the players in question, you would notice that only two names actually matter in terms of winning games: Brandon Browner, who was absent during much of the second half when the Seahawks ran the table after Chicago, and Richard Sherman, who was cleared.
t.

I think Richard Sherman is one of the smartest players in the league. He has some physical limitations that he easily overcomes by using great instincts, technique, and recognition. So, at 10 pm, after watching tape for hours and getting bleary eyed and sleepy, maybe the average NFL CB gives in and goes to bed or goes to the club. But Sherman reaches for the crank and keeps on studying. And then he takes the crank again just before kickoff. So now maybe he is a half second faster in recognizing a play because of all the studying and improved mental acuity because he is cheating

So he can lock down most WRs, letting the rest of the defense cover less of the field, and freeing up extra rushers when needed. Now is this exactly how it all happens? No. But it is cheating, and it does influence on-field success, else why ban it?
 

squicken

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Naaaw Battle of Ohio dosent deserve the attention, you guys go on though. It's my bed time.

You should see the comments on ESPN's NFCW blog. It can be an article about Arizona's backup punter, and it's just comment after comment of the same stuff here. Is CLE/CIN a rivalry? Pretty sure Browns fans would hate the Ravens above all others
 
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