• Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.

NFL Offseason Thread |OT4| Fingers Crossed for a Homicide-Free July

Status
Not open for further replies.
C

ChanHuk

Banned
Alligatorjandro said:
you need stop do the drug
Click to expand...

You drunk gata?

Two reasons why I don't drive an ambulance:

1. I'm Asian, who wants an Asian ambulance driver?
2. If I hit anything while driving an ambulance, I'll get a instant drug test.

Also there's rumors going around that our sister company in the Bay was the one that ran over that slanteye from that Asiana crash.
 
A

Alligatorjandro

Banned
ChanHuk said:
You drunk gata?

Two reasons why I don't drive an ambulance:

1. I'm Asian, who wants an Asian ambulance driver?
2. If I hit anything while driving an ambulance, I'll get a instant drug test.

Also there's rumors going around that our sister company in the Bay was the one that ran over that slanteye from that Asiana crash.
Click to expand...

I feel safe knowing you are a paramedic.
 
C

ChanHuk

Banned
Alligatorjandro said:
I feel safe knowing you are a paramedic.
Click to expand...

Don't worry Gata, I don't respond to 911 calls, if I do respond to an emergency call I have a nurse on my rig doing all the work. I'm there really for charting, spiking IVs, setting up the monitor, chest compressions, and if need be setting up the defibrillator and pushing the shock button.
 
F

Fantomex

Member
Milchjon said:
I will never say another bad word about baseball
bats.
Some assholes keep stealing bikes in front of our appartment building. Today it seems to have been my turn, but apparently Germany's only baseball player lives in the building and returned from practice right at the moment when they broke the lock.

Of course they fled, and my bike is still shit, but hey.
Click to expand...

Milchjons Euro Bike.

a.aaa.jpg
 
T

The_Darkest_Red

Member
squicken said:
I'm not trolling or hoping I'm right. Just talking football, and in a zero sum game, it's going to be real bad for some teams. My heightened language is really b/c I like Tanny, and have seen Carr and Bradford betrayed by incompetent GMs who didn't understand how to develop QBs. At least Ireland got some WR help, though Twitter says there are some issues with Wallace right now
Click to expand...
Oh yeah, I know you're not trolling or anything. I'm just saying, I stood up for Martin a lot and if he ends up being garbage I deserve a reminder or two that you called it.

I don't know what's up with Wallace. Both he and Hartline haven't seem any action in awhile.
 
A

Alligatorjandro

Banned
ChanHuk said:
Don't worry Gata, I don't respond to 911 calls, if I do respond to an emergency call I have a nurse on my rig doing all the work. I'm there really for charting, spiking IVs, setting up the monitor, chest compressions, and if need be setting up the defibrillator and pushing the shock button.
Click to expand...

If a NFL gaffer is dying can you save them?
 
C

Colasante

Member
92hesaO.png


Adrian Wilson, Tavon Wilson, Steve Gregory, and Duron Harmon all took snaps with the first team today. Unless the pass rush steps up in a big way, it looks like the defense will have the same issues with deep passes next season. I was hoping Tavon Wilson could take the strong safety spot, but it looks like that's unlikely.
 
T

Tom Penny

Member
Colasante said:
92hesaO.png


Adrian Wilson, Tavon Wilson, Steve Gregory, and Duron Harmon all took snaps with the first team today. Unless the pass rush steps up in a big way, it looks like the defense will have the same issues with deep passes next season. I was hoping Tavon Wilson could take the strong safety spot, but it looks like that's unlikely.
Click to expand...

Their pass defense improved alot once they acquired Talib and moved Mccourty to safety. They were far more aggressive and brought way more heat. If Talib gets injured or suspended for shooting at people with his mom...they are in big trouble.
 
S

squicken

Member
The_Darkest_Red said:
Oh yeah, I know you're not trolling or anything. I'm just saying, I stood up for Martin a lot and if he ends up being garbage I deserve a reminder or two that you called it.

I don't know what's up with Wallace. Both he and Hartline haven't seem any action in awhile.
Click to expand...

There is something to be said for guys staying healthy. If they can get a group of 5 that stay healthy all year, they can learn how to manage the holes and matchups. It will never be dominate, but with good WRs it can be enough. Now if they WRs aren't good or healthy then it won't matter.

edit: Adrian Wilson cannot play more than 10 yards behind the LoS. He is as much a box safety as Pollard at this point
 
J

jakncoke

Banned
God damn im fucking pathetic, power goes out for 40 minutes. And my brain freaks out with boredom because I cant be watching a movie or be on the internet.
 
M

Milchjon

Member
Alligatorjandro said:
fight me then
Click to expand...

You should just fight for real.

I don't know if any NFL gaffers remember Olimario (some dude that traded nudes of his GF for a PSP on GAF, and got banned like 8 years ago because he was a dickhead). Apparently he founded his own forum and met up with another member for a bit of MMA.

You two should take this as an inspiration.
 
G

Godslay

Banned
Alligatorjandro said:
Things dont end well for people who call me a Jags fan,
Click to expand...

You can't invoke a curse on something that involves yourself. It's like giving yourself a nickname. Come on gata this is forum 101. Plus if anything, the curse is on you for felching on that bet prematurely. Eznark as my witness you took the avatar off before the time was up. I forgave you, but whatever power controls things might not have.

Bread said:
the only thing tebow has proven is that he is a false prophet, 2 of his college teammates are scumbags he couldn't save them? what a joke.
Click to expand...

Freewill. He can't directly change the hearts of men, but he can try to influence them. Some men may be destined to follow an evil path. In all his glory, he can't change your heart unless you let him.
 
M

Milchjon

Member
New injuries: CB Ras-I Dowling suffered an undisclosed leg injury at some point and spent most of the practice on the sideline or on the exercise bike.
Click to expand...

LOL. This guy. So sad.

Also, Wilfork seems to be beasting again. Beating Mankins in 1 on 1s.
 
B

BlackGhost

Banned
For any of browns Gaf in the area, this airs tonight in about 30. I'm sure you won't be missing much and I'd guess it will be on YouTube later or atleast summaries. I think alot of the stuff the new Browns regime has done like this are pretty cool.
Brian Dulik ‏ @ BrianDulik 29m
# Browns townhall meeting was filmed today at studios of WKYC-TV 3. Will air on Thursday night. # NFL
Click to expand...
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Similar threads

  • Locked
NFL 2017 Offseason thread |OT| - Servicing Us Boys
402 403 404 405 406
20K
639K
TheSkullPrince replied
  • Locked
NFL Preseason/Training Camp Thread |OT| - Make America Great For Once
271 272 273 274 275
14K
501K
Futurevoid replied
NFL 2016 Offseason Thread |OT2| No Country for Old Members
387 388 389 390 391
20K
750K
BlackGhost replied
NFL Offseason Thread |OT4| Cheaters Cheat.
389 390 391 392 393
20K
712K
cajunator replied
AP: A look at high-profile police-related deaths of US blacks
5
3K
Earthbound64 replied
Top Bottom