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NFL Offseason Thread |OT4| Fingers Crossed for a Homicide-Free July

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eznark

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squicken said:
If I was gonna get a console for a game it would be a PS3 for Last of Us, a real game. I don't want any part of some cartoon world where a Canadian cat is lord of NFL GAF with all his fruit trees, reducing ez to some snes type beggar
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So instead you want a joyless cartoon world full of brain dead generics and no hope? Guess that makes sense all things considered.
 
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Kave_Man

come in my shame circle
Fantomex said:
you think my village has time for fruit? im too busy giving everyone of my villagers a flat screen TV, jacuzzi, GT-Rs, oak wood floors, their own soda fountains, a personal chef, personal butler, personal trainer (to prevent sconie obesity), leather couches, versace shirts and caviar picnics with Chateau Lafite 1787 to wash down that sensible palette. Their servants have servants. stupid flea infested cat, you dont even have a Wario stache, HMD, or Samus helmet do you? you dumb, stupid poor.
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I know deep down you know the truth. Your town is filled with poors in rich clothing.

#staypooryoustupidassbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttcccchhhhhhhhhh
 
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Fantomex

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Kave_Man said:
I know deep down you know the truth. Your town is filled with poors in rich clothing.

#staypooryoustupidassbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttcccchhhhhhhhhh
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Keep reaching Kave_Kitty

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And in honor of Kave coming at me in such a mean, foul mouthed and disrespectful way. I have a new official image we can use everytime the Browns lose this year, starting in week 1 of course. I call this image, Kave's Always Full of Fail.

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Talon

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The decline of Sanchize (as if he had anything to decline from) has been perhaps the most unifying force in America for the past three years.
 
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squicken

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Talon said:
The decline of Sanchize (as if he had anything to decline from) has been perhaps the most unifying force in America for the past three years.
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The Titans game was one of the worst games I've ever seen a starting QB play. I mean there are lots of overwhlemed Joe Webb type games with backups, but Sanchez was a 4 year starter

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Allen OU ‏@THEREALALLENOU
Dwight Howard is in Houston looking at houses today.

nooooooooooooo!!!!!
 
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JABEE

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It would be cool if coming into someone's town and paying off their public works projects led to the visitor wresting more control from the Mayor of the town like an organized crime boss.
 
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exarkun

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squicken said:
The Titans game was one of the worst games I've ever seen a starting QB play. I mean there are lots of overwhlemed Joe Webb type games with backups, but Sanchez was a 4 year starter

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Allen OU ‏@THEREALALLENOU
Dwight Howard is in Houston looking at houses today.

nooooooooooooo!!!!!
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YEa Squicken, its happening.

He'll be at all the Texans games!
 
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squicken

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Elfforkusu

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squicken said:
The Titans game was one of the worst games I've ever seen a starting QB play. I mean there are lots of overwhlemed Joe Webb type games with backups, but Sanchez was a 4 year starter

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Allen OU ‏@THEREALALLENOU
Dwight Howard is in Houston looking at houses today.

nooooooooooooo!!!!!
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Lin/Harden/Howard? That's enough for heartbreaking losses in the WCF, at least...
 
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Milchjon

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So we just sent Nowitzki's successor to the NBA. Blackest dude with the most German name.

Germans are taking over all (relevant) US sports!
 
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AngmarsKing701

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BaltimoreLarry said:
I'm going to take the underrepresented stance of "Jacoby Jones is great," and all I see is a burner, burning.

Jacoby deserves more love. Dude should have won Dancing With The Stars, too.
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all I see is a safety inexplicably allowing a receiver to get behind him with 30 seconds left in the game. if this happened earlier in the game then I'd give Jones credit. but there's really no excuse for allowing a receiver to get behind you when your goal is guarding against that very scenario.
 
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Colasante

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Milchjon said:
Seems like NFL.com deleted Hernandez' career stats. Who knows if anything else.
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Now the Patriots are offering free exchanges of Hernandez jerseys at their Pro Shop. Looks like the NFL and Patriots are trying to obliterate Hernandez from their existence. Hopefully this means the NFLPA won't put up a fight when the Patriots try to void his contract and get back some of their guaranteed money.
 
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Milchjon

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Once again via Dutch:

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. – The New England Patriots ProShop will offer a free jersey exchange of any #81 Hernandez jersey purchased at the Patriots ProShop or online at PatriotsProShop.com for a new Patriots jersey of comparable value. The free jersey exchange will be available exclusively at the Patriots ProShop the weekend of Saturday, July 6 and Sunday, July 7.

“We know that children love wearing their Patriots jerseys, but may not understand why parents don’t want them wearing their Hernandez jerseys anymore,” said New England Patriots spokesperson Stacey James. “We hope this opportunity to exchange those jerseys at the Patriots ProShop for another player’s jersey will be well received by parents.”

This opportunity for a free exchange of jerseys is limited to the weekend of July 6-7 and is available only at the Patriots ProShop located at Gillette Stadium in Foxborough, Mass. The hours of operation are from 10:00 a.m. to 9:00 p.m. on Saturday, July 6 and from 10:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m. on Sunday, July 7. The exchange is for jerseys available in the Patriots ProShop only and is limited to one per person.
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Edit: beaten.
 
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JABEE

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Colasante said:
Now the Patriots are offering free exchanges of Hernandez jerseys at their Pro Shop. Looks like the NFL and Patriots are trying to obliterate Hernandez from their existence. Hopefully this means the NFLPA won't put up a fight when the Patriots try to void his contract and get back some of their guaranteed money.
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http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/06/28/pats-offering-free-exchanges-on-hernandez-jerseys/

Here's the quote from the Pats spokesperson.

“We know that children love wearing their Patriots jerseys, but may not understand why parents don’t want them wearing their Hernandez jerseys anymore,” team spokesperson Stacey James said. “We hope this opportunity to exchange those jerseys at the Patriots ProShop for another player’s jersey will be well received by parents.”
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Gata needs to get get his exchange in. Here you go. Get yourself a jersey of a real role model.

 
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squicken

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Colasante said:
Now the Patriots are offering free exchanges of Hernandez jerseys at their Pro Shop. Looks like the NFL and Patriots are trying to obliterate Hernandez from their existence. Hopefully this means the NFLPA won't put up a fight when the Patriots try to void his contract and get back some of their guaranteed money.
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Well you sorta want the money to go to his victims and child, but I do get your point about the NFLPA being smart about it
 
smokeymicpot

smokeymicpot

Beat EviLore at pool.
Colasante said:
Now the Patriots are offering free exchanges of Hernandez jerseys at their Pro Shop. Looks like the NFL and Patriots are trying to obliterate Hernandez from their existence. Hopefully this means the NFLPA won't put up a fight when the Patriots try to void his contract and get back some of their guaranteed money.
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That is pretty cool of the Patriots to do that. Even if he some how gets away with it he is still won't be coming back. Sucks for his family that he was such a dumbass.
 
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JABEE

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I'm actually impressed by the Patriots doing this. I can imagine someone buying their kid a Hernandez jersey last Christmas only to find out that he's killed three people that we know of.
 
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