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WAIT, WHAT?
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT: We fire a coach, hire a new one, bring in an assistant GM, only to reverse course later and fire the front office personnel..
No organization succeeds by firing personnel so frequently. This guarantees a two win season. We might as well take trade offers for Joe (both of them ) because they'll want out at some point. They fired these guys yesterday but waited to this morning to announce the decision. WE MAD. I'm Angry Joe post Xbox-One-reveal mad. I'm as mad as that racist Washington team's announcer post Mike Vick's record setting MNF game MAD. Did we legalize weed? Can we legalize it? I need something to dim the pain that's not addictive. I think we all need to go on a spirit walk. I'm down for taking a sabbatical in Australia like Dirk and getting in touch with my inner me.
The new GM will want to hire new coaches which means more roster cuts. We need a hiring freeze on coaches, GMs, and team presidents for four years. Mike did a respectable job. Pilot Flying J has to smuggle drugs because there's no way they have this much money. Our owner deserves a lifetime achievement award from coaches associations around the country for giving them so much money.
The AFC North isn't an easy division. Browns fans don't deserve such ineptitude from ownership. I can't wait for the press conference. Cleveland media will give our owner that work. Our owner is on some Aizen shit. You think things are complete shit and it can't get any worse as you lay there broken... Until this dude turns into a fucking killer butterfly pokemon.
This is clearly an ownership issue and does not reflect the views and opinions of the franchise. No one in that building wants high turnover. Fans damn sure don't want it.
My only saving grace is CardsGAF. Arizona weather is better than the midwest right now anyway. It's serene and peaceful in CardsGAF. The Sun is shining, birds are chirping, hunters are hunting, and everyone is happy.