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[Nameless]

I can't stand dogs, loud needy and smelly, no thanks.



Even the ignorant need some loving lol

This is 2014 homie. Wipes, deodorant sprays, or better yet get a breed that grooms themselves. My dog is 105 pounds and smells like a freshly douched vagina always.

Cats are decent pets but dogs are true companions. Step your emotional projection game up.

 

[Himynameischris]

Some days I leave for work at 630 and don't get home until 1030 at night, no way I could leave a dog inside an apartment for that long,

 

[jakncoke]

I can't stand dogs, loud needy and smelly, no thanks.



Even the ignorant need some loving lol

wow, tick tock tick tock thats herpes and another ban coming for you.

 

[Nameless]

I get not having the lifestyle or schedule for a dog. Better not to be one of those people who get a dog to keep it locked in a cage 75% of its life.

Cats on the other hand could give a fuck about you. There's no ancient pack bonds to be formed. They'll be exactly the same if they see you once an hour or once a year as long as they get fed.

 

[Himynameischris]

wow, tick tock tick tock thats herpes and another ban coming for you.

Are you going to have gata snitch on me again?? I'm not afraid of the snitch! I came prepared this time.

 

[Nameless]

**the cat in this video was eaten alive 2 weeks later**

 

[jakncoke]

Are you going to have gata snitch on me again?? I'm not afraid of the snitch! I came prepared this time.

Man turns his back on a dog bad things happen, next thing you know you'll be marrying that girl and she divorce you 6 months later and taking half. Now it makes sense why you got banned you're a dog hater.

 

[Himynameischris]

Whoa whoa, I'm a women hater, not a dog hater. I don't mind other peoples dogs, I would never own one though.

 

[WanderingWind]

Dogs will go get help if you're dying, cats will just wait for you to breathe your last so they can feast on your warm corpse.

Dogs win. Cats are for lonely people who don't mind their house smelling like the back alley behind the Humane Society.

 

[Hitokage]

Josh Freeman is happy again.

 

[jakncoke]

Josh Freeman is happy again.

Josh Freeman seriously needs to know whats up. He could make tacos the size of Yokozuna belly at home for a fraction of the price NOM NOM NOM

 

[Himynameischris]

Josh Freeman seriously needs to know whats up. He could make tacos the size of Yokozuna belly at home for a fraction of the price NOM NOM NOM

He joined the NFL so he could afford to buy them from TB

 

[Nameless]

Josh Freeman is happy again.

Sherm finally hooked him up with some ADD meds?

 

[jakncoke]

He joined the NFL so he could afford to buy them from TB

Taco Bell tacos are garbo though. He could have 6 tacos each night with 3 pds of real meat, 1 pd of real cheese, .5 pds of lettuce/tomato clobs of sour cream, much avacado, squirt taco sauce on likes its a b horror movie.

 

[Himynameischris]

Taco Bell tacos are garbo though. He could have 6 tacos each night with 3 pds of real meat, 1 pd of real cheese, .5 pds of lettuce/tomato clobs of sour cream, much avacado, squirt taco sauce on likes its a b horror movie.

Well he is with the bucs...I don't think quality is something he cares much about

 

[jakncoke]

Well he is with the bucs...I don't think quality is something he cares much about

he resigned with the bucs?

 

[Bread]

As midnight passes, we hire an accountant and place her in the admin wing.

wtf is this shit!?!?!?!?!

 

[Colasante]

Told that Belichick was seen hanging with Greg Schiano tonight in Indy. A lot of buzz that Schiano could join the #Patriots coaching staff

Patriots have vacancies at Assistant Head Coach and Linebackers Coach.

 

[DMczaf]

DM meanwhile conspires with Batman, Godslay, and Slo. Perhaps he's trying to form up his own crew in case Greg starts something again?

Got my boys ready to go to war.

 

[unknownstranger]

ye because cats fucking suck, kill them. get dogs. dumbass.

Screw you cats >>>>>> dogs. Only thing our dog is good for is alerting whenever someone comes up our driveway. Cats require way less work to take care of and are way more lovable.

 

[WanderingWind]

Milch self banned himself. Crazy German

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Patriots have vacancies at Assistant Head Coach and Linebackers Coach.

Schiano and Lombardi....

Just burn the whole place down.

 

[squicken]

Guten Morgen, Deutsche GAF

GM for a Day: St Louis Rams

Bears

Giants

Steelers

e:

So Long Weeds ... Eventually

On Thursday at the NFL Combine, new Browns GM Ray Farmer was asked if he thought Weeden could still be a winning quarterback in the NFL.

“Do I think he can be a winning quarterback in the NFL?” Farmer repeated. “Umm ... I’ll say this. When we grade players we grade players on what they’ve done. Specifically, when you’re in the National Football League. The college draft, in my opinion, is a projection. So you put the grade on a player based on what you think he becomes in one to two years’ time. Once you get into the National Football League you get graded upon your performance and what you’ve been able to achieve at that moment. With that being said, everybody’s performance warrants a grade that’s relative of that performance. We have a grade on Brandon. We know what that grade is. In time, his agent and he will both know where we stand with Brandon.”

damn

 

[squicken]

McClain said Texans are drafting QB at #1, just a matter of which

New post for measurables

Teddy Bridgewater 6'2 1/8 214 (dat juice)

Blake Bortles 6'5 232

Johnny Manziel 5'11 3/4 207 (midget)

Hand size: Bridgewater- 9 1/4, Bortles- 9 3/8, Manziel- 9 7/8. (9 1/4 is consider "fine", lower is small) Tannehill had 9" hands


Kelvin Benjamin- 6'5 240, Mike Evans- 6'4 3/4 231

 

[MRSA]

Good morning friends and degenerates.

I'm going to work now, gonna makeshift a bed and go back to bed.

 

[Goro Majima]

he resigned with the bucs?

Is he even on a team still?

I'm going to be sad if he doesn't end up somewhere! He's better than a lot of quarterbacks holding clipboards anyway!

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Milch self banned himself. Crazy German

I wish he would stop doing that! We're losing enough bros as it is without him going all self-sacrifice all the time.

 

[Dragon]

I wish he would stop doing that! We're losing enough bros as it is without him going all self-sacrifice all the time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R_o...;cycles=-1;autoreplay=false;showoptions=false

 

[Slo]

"Working" from home today due to the snow storm last night. Roads are a mess but it gets me out of my office.

 

[Kave_Man]

This last page has been disgusting.

Stop the hate or I'm gonna get gata to report you all.

 

[Slo]

I hope the liquor store is open at at least.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Omar Kelly tweet:

Jason Taylor told @560WQAM he wouldn't object to a role in the Dolphins organization, and endorsed Dan Marino. "We're around," he said.

Let's do it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R_o...;cycles=-1;autoreplay=false;showoptions=false

:jnc

I love FFX.

 

[MechDX]

Boy the Texans twitter feed keeps posting about these 3. Bortles measurable get me excited but I still think they take Teddy

 

[BigAT]

Bridgewater with those Alex Smith hands. Bortles actually taller than his listed height? When has that ever happened.

 

[Slo]

Hoping Bortles makes it to 8.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Those are some insane pictures, Slo. Have fun hunkering down for a few days.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Guten Morgen, Deutsche GAF

GM for a Day: St Louis Rams

Bears

Giants

Steelers

e:

So Long Weeds ... Eventually



damn

Steelers aren't dropping two defensive ends to draft one in the first. Lebeau's system is just as hard on linemen as it is on backers.

 

[Slo]

Those are some insane pictures, Slo. Have fun hunkering down for a few days.

Thanks. I got my driveway mostly shoveled. Only about 8" I'd say. Now I've gotta go shovel out my other place.

I really need to invest in a snowblower.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Manziel has the largest hand = the biggest winner.

Time to trade Mallett for the first overall pick and get Johnny in a Pats uniform!

Thanks. I got my driveway mostly shoveled. Only about 8" I'd say. Now I've gotta go shovel out my other place.

I really need to invest in a snowblower.

You have kids right? Let them do it. That or get a flamethrower.

 

[MechDX]

Manziel has the largest hand = the biggest winner.

Time to trade Mallett for the first overall pick and get Johnny in a Pats uniform!

.

 

[Slo]

You have kids right? Let them do it. That or get a flamethrower.

It's been done.

 

[Nameless]

People who like Bortles evaluate talent a lot like Vince McMahon does. Muscle worship clouds judgement.

 

[MechDX]

#BOB

Kubes died his hair! All thugging it up in Baltimore

 

[Slo]

People who like Bortles evaluate talent a lot like Vince McMahon does. Muscle worship clouds judgement.

We're actually just trying to draft his girlfriend.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

It's been done.

"Fox stated that he was simply “fed up with battling the elements” and that he did not possess the willpower necessary to move “four billion tons of white bull shit."

This is brilliant.

 

[squicken]

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Boy the Texans twitter feed keeps posting about these 3. Bortles measurable get me excited but I still think they take Teddy

McClain was on NFLN. Said they are going QB for sure at 1. Teddy is boring but sure seems like a good choice

E:

McCarron- 6'3 1/4 220, Beckham-5'11 1/4 198, Landry- 5'11 1/2 204, Cooks- 5'9 3/4 189, Allen Robinson- 6'2 5/8 220

Cooks is small

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

"Fox stated that he was simply “fed up with battling the elements” and that he did not possess the willpower necessary to move “four billion tons of white bull shit."

This is brilliant.

I :jnc'd at "illegal use of high-powered fire-breathing weaponry." What a badass thing to be charged with.

 

[MechDX]

McClain was on NFLN. Said they are going QB for sure at 1. Teddy is boring but sure seems like a good choice

Like Ive been saying. No one is talking about him because Manziel keeps opening his mouth screaming "LOOK AT ME!".

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Can't figure out why no one is talking about T. Bridgewater. His tape is so efficient (compared to other '14 QBs)... Maybe it's too boring?

 

[manfestival]

Good morning friends and degenerates.

I'm going to work now, gonna makeshift a bed and go back to bed.

your need to update your avatar

 

[Nameless]

We're actually just trying to draft his girlfriend.

If you're drafting based on GF I suggest you guys trade up for Johnny Football:

or take AJ Mccaron in the later rounds: