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[DeaconKnowledge]

I wonder how exciting Blaine Gabberts tape was.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Dennis Hickey:

"I think free agents will be attracted to who we are," he said. "We have an excellent coaching staff. We live in Miami, that's pretty strong. We have a great owner who will allocate the resources necessary. And we have an environment, a collective strong environment. In my three weeks, it's been nothing but positive with all the people. As you get in the building and get to know the people, you get a sense of what the organization is about. I felt strongly about that and at every step that has been confirmed to us."

 

[Dragon]

I wonder how exciting Blaine Gabberts tape was.

Ask Gata; he would know.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I :jnc'd at "illegal use of high-powered fire-breathing weaponry." What a badass thing to be charged with.

Imagine him applying for a job.

"So we did a background check and found that you've been arrested once, what was that all about?"

"I got charged with illegal use of high-powered fire-breathing weaponry"

"You're hired"

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Imagine him applying for a job.

"So we did a background check and found that you've been arrested once, what was that all about?"

"I got charged with illegal use of high-powered fire-breathing weaponry"

"You're hired"

Slo's employer knows that he could have flamethrowered his way to work. They're just afraid of him.

"Sure, we don't mind if you work from home! Actually, we would be fine with you doing it as often as you'd like!"

 

[squicken]

I wonder how exciting Blaine Gabberts tape was.

It's awful! He got drafted on looking the part and having a good arm. I'm not joking. Terrible pocket presence even in college. Was scared of being hit even then

 

[Buckethead]

Alll Swedish, no Fin-ish

 

[MechDX]

Retweeted by eznark


Tom Silverstein ‏@TomSilverstein · 4m
According to http://NFL.com , Texas A&M QB Johnny Manziel measured 5-11 and 3/4 and weighed 207 pounds. Drew Brees measured 6 and 1/4

EZ!!

Cody Stoots ‏@Cody_Love · 4m
Hand sizes for a few QBs after a quick google: David Carr-9 3/4
Vick-8 1/2
Russ Wilson-10 1/4
CK-9

Tiny hands except for short guys.

 

[Dragon]

Alll Swedish, no Fin-ish

Rask being sick lost the game for them. Rask is the man.

 

[Slo]

Winds are picking up. Air temp 9, real feel -24. Gonna be a driftin' disaster.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Rask being sick lost the game for them. Rask is the man.

If only Sanjuro was still with us to yell at you for this.

If you're drafting based on GF I suggest you guys trade up for Johnny Football

Johnny is such a winner. He's the guy the Pats need.

 

[manfestival]

manziels gf is so hnnngggggg

 

[Meier]

Is that really Johnny's girl? Wow.

 

[Dragon]

If only Sanjuro was still with us to yell at you for this

Sanjuro is busy getting drunk in anticipation of the US-Canada game at noon.

 

[Himynameischris]

Dolphins unsure about using franchise tag on grimes....I swear if they let him walk I'm switching to soccer

 

[bionic77]

Ask Gata; he would know.

Said no one ever.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

It's awful! He got drafted on looking the part and having a good arm. I'm not joking. Terrible pocket presence even in college. Was scared of being hit even then

I was being sarcastic. Not sure what boring tape means, but why should it matter as long as the fundamentals are there?

It's gotta be something else. My guess is either the weight issues, or that it's a smokescreen.

 

[bionic77]

I prayed to Tebow and asked him to have GAF spare bionic......



......the savior delivered.

With Tebow all things are possible.

Bionic is back! Hooray! Our forces are strengthening! The Patriots scourge almost consumed this entire board in your absence. We need as much firepower as we can get!

Welcome back, friend.

Thanks bro.

I plan to continue to shit on the Patriots and everything they stand for as long as the mods let me stay here!

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Bionic! Welcome back!

 

[Himynameischris]

"@BenVolin: #awkward RT @davehydesports Troy Mauer, asst Dolphins trainer, accepts fired trainer Kevin O'Neill's award tonight as NFL trainer of year."

Dolphins brand football

 

[Wes]

I am enjoying all the discussion about the top 3 QBs in the draft. It seems no matter which fan or pundit you listen to they all have them ranked in different orders and where they deserve to be taken in May. Wonder if one will be able to separate themselves from the pack this weekend and hog all the press until the pro days.

 

[Tom Penny]

Who allowed more Steelers fans on the premises !!!

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Dolphins brand football

:jnc

Amazing.

 

[yankeehater]

EZ!!



Tiny hands except for short guys.

Just proves what Polin said, the most important stat for a QB is hand size.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

With Tebow all things are possible.


Thanks bro.

I plan to continue to shit on the Patriots and everything they stand for as long as the mods let me stay here!

On a scale of 1 to 10 on how much I missed you, I would say 10.

My GAF father figure, my friend, my mentor, my fellow lover of all things Brady.

Welcome back.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

wtf is this shit!?!?!?!?!

You didn't pass the background check!

 

[MechDX]

Manziel wearing #8 at the combine. Automatically removes him from Texans board

 

[bionic77]

On a scale of 1 to 10 on how much I missed you, I would say 10.

My GAF father figure, my friend, my mentor, my fellow lover of all things Brady.

Welcome back.

That is gross and inaccurate.

My wife is going to stay with her mom and near her sisters for part of march and april I am thinking of getting a PS4 and FIFA just to get embarrassed by you guys. I will probably just work out and try to get back in shape though and work more hours at the office.

 

[WanderingWind]

Welcome back Bionic.

 

[Himynameischris]

Damn it, I started googling game highlights from last year I need a drink

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

That is gross and inaccurate.

My wife is going to stay with her mom and near her sisters for part of march and april I am thinking of getting a PS4 and FIFA just to get embarrassed by you guys. I will probably just work out and try to get back in shape though and work more hours at the office.

If you play Dutch in FIFA you guys should stream it for the world (me) to see.

Damn it, I started googling game highlights from last year I need a drink

Just pretend like the first game against the Jets was the only Dolphins game from last season.

 

[MRSA]

your need to update your avatar

No

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Damn it, I started googling game highlights from last year I need a drink

This'll make you feel better.

 

[Tamanon]

That is gross and inaccurate.

My wife is going to stay with her mom and near her sisters for part of march and april I am thinking of getting a PS4 and FIFA just to get embarrassed by you guys. I will probably just work out and try to get back in shape though and work more hours at the office.

Man, there is nothing worse than not being a FIFA gamer and playing someone who comes from a soccer-loving country. When I had some of my girl's family visit from Ecuador, I think I won one game (0-0 on penalty kicks) out of 60.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

This'll make you feel better.

This... this is the nicest thing you've ever done. Wow, Deacon. I am truly touched by your kindness. Here's one to make you smile:

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

This... this is the nicest thing you've ever done. Wow, Deacon. I am truly touched by your kindness. Here's one to make you smile:

I always like you Darkest.

 

[bionic77]

Man, there is nothing worse than not being a FIFA gamer and playing someone who comes from a soccer-loving country. When I had some of my girl's family visit from Ecuador, I think I won one game (0-0 on penalty kicks) out of 60.

Actually those guys teach you how to play the game.

I learned how to play Winning Eleven in law school by getting my ass raped repeatedly by a Korean and Turkish friend who were insane about soccer. That how I learned about international soccer via the game. Sadly I never learned how to be racist like a true soccer fan from the game. Apparently I had to learn that from you guys here on NeoGAF.

If you play Dutch in FIFA you guys should stream it for the world (me) to see.

.

Does anyone actually watch someone else play? Its not like we are pros (at least not me). This would be like be showing up at the Y to see some scrubs miss layups and brick a bunch of 3s.

Also Deacon no more Steelers defense "highlights". Last season never happened. The whole team was on vacation!

 

[Himynameischris]

This'll make you feel better.

That does help thanks!

If you play Dutch in FIFA you guys should stream it for the world (me) to see.


Just pretend like the first game against the Jets was the only Dolphins game from last season.

That win and the one against the pats help keep the tears away but then I read this:

Suddenly, re-signing Nolan Carroll, who is a solid third cornerback and good spot starter, to a deal is not out of the question.

Also fuck Wallace,

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Does anyone actually watch someone else play? Its not like we are pros (at least not me). This would be like be showing up at the Y to see some scrubs miss layups and brick a bunch of 3s.

Also Deacon no more Steelers defense "highlights". Last season never happened. The whole team was on vacation!

It's super easy to stream stuff on PS4 so why not? I'd watch you guys play, it'd be funny. If I could watch a live stream of Greg dunking on you I'd probably do that too.

 

[Dragon]

It's super easy to stream stuff on PS4 so why not? I'd watch you guys play, it'd be funny. If I could watch a live stream of Greg dunking on you I'd probably do that too.

I stream Tales of Xillia on my PS3 a lot, but man that game is boring as shit. IF there was a way to have a co-op Playroom stream between Greg and Bionic I would never turn it off.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Also Deacon no more Steelers defense "highlights". Last season never happened. The whole team was on vacation!

How about some offense highlights. Le'Veon Bell makes me look forward to next season.

 

[squicken]

Michael Tanier ‏@MikeTanier
Arians on @JManziel2 's height. "It throws a question mark out there."

Tony Grossi ‏@TonyGrossi
Bruce Arians skeptical on Johnny Manziel: There’s a bunch of 6-5 successful guys who are athletic ...

Dan Kadar ‏@MockingTheDraft
Arians: But you know, tight ends for me block first and catch second.

Dan Kadar ‏@MockingTheDraft
Arians on Luck: I thought he carried the football team to the playoffs. His performance in the playoffs was one of the best I've ever seen.

Also said Palmer can play another few years. I don't see that but it's hard to argue with his eye

 

[manfestival]

I feel like this new buccaneers logo is so cheesy. also the flag really needed a little more detail in it like the old one

 

[bionic77]

It's super easy to stream stuff on PS4 so why not? I'd watch you guys play, it'd be funny. If I could watch a live stream of Greg dunking on you I'd probably do that too.

The only place you could see something as outrageous as that is on someones computer after they created the CG movie of it. Otherwise until gravity decides to change it ways this is never going to happen!

How about some offense highlights. Le'Veon Bell makes me look forward to next season.

I like to stick with the facts. In my mind the Steelers were on vacation last year. Ben visited some bars down south and even took his talents to the big sconi girls in the midwest. Coach went to Hollywood to work on a Kevin Hart movie. Lamar Woodely sat on his ass and got fat (just a typical offseason!). Ryan Clark interned at ESPN with Dragon. And Antonio Brown spent his year off playing basketball where he saved the Lakers an they won their 17th NBA Championship.

Now stop being a downer and let me dream dammit!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

That is gross and inaccurate.

My wife is going to stay with her mom and near her sisters for part of march and april I am thinking of getting a PS4 and FIFA just to get embarrassed by you guys. I will probably just work out and try to get back in shape though and work more hours at the office.

So the rest is accurate?!

I'm game for some Fifa, but please a bit earlier in the day than Darkest Red, because FIFA at 3 AM isn't helping my performance (That's my excuse now).

 

[Himynameischris]

Oct 31 Bengals W 22-20
Nov 11 @Buccaneers L 22-19
Nov 17 Chargers W 20-16
Nov 24 Panthers L 20-16
Dec 1 @Jets W 23-3
Dec 8 @Steelers W 34-28
Dec 15 Patriots W 24-20


This 7 game streak going 5-2 was so exciting... : ( if only the season was 14 games instead of 16. At least our cheerleaders are still hot.

 

[DMczaf]

Oct 31 Bengals W 22-20
Nov 11 @Buccaneers L 22-19
Nov 17 Chargers W 20-16
Nov 24 Panthers L 20-16
Dec 1 @Jets W 23-3
Dec 8 @Steelers W 34-28
Dec 15 Patriots W 24-20


This 7 game streak going 5-2 was so exciting... : ( if only the season was 14 games instead of 16. At least our cheerleaders are still hot.

Hold that L.

 

[Greg]

It's super easy to stream stuff on PS4 so why not? I'd watch you guys play, it'd be funny. If I could watch a live stream of Greg dunking on you I'd probably do that too.

soon...

So the rest is accurate?!

I'm game for some Fifa, but please a bit earlier in the day than Darkest Red, because FIFA at 3 AM isn't helping my performance (That's my excuse now).

I'd watch you guys play a game

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Hold that L.

It was worth it in the end, we stole your secret sauce:

 

[Himynameischris]

Man I didn't realized the Steelers defense was so shitty that we scored 34 points on them, You're the only reason we managed to score more than 30 points in a game all season.