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[bionic77]

Man I didn't realized the Steelers defense was so shitty that we scored 34 points on them, You're the only reason we managed to score more than 30 points in a game all season.

What do you expect? They were on vacation!

soon...


I'd watch you guys play a game

The real thing people want to watch is me school you in ping pong and then proceed to break you down in further in a game of basketball with straight up old man basketball. It is surprising how many athletic kids I can get the better of with just straight up old man basketball. Of course when an athletic kid who knows how to play goes up against me then usually I am the one who looks like shit. Father time is undefeated.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Man I didn't realized the Steelers defense was so shitty that we scored 34 points on them, You're the only reason we managed to score more than 30 points in a game all season.

Dolphins game was my stage 5 game - where I accepted that the defense wasn't just having a bad year, they were flat out bad.

 

[Talon]

Welcome back, Bionic. Tell me, what did you do to celebrate His Airness' birthday?

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

I like to stick with the facts. In my mind the Steelers were on vacation last year. Ben visited some bars down south and even took his talents to the big sconi girls in the midwest. Coach went to Hollywood to work on a Kevin Hart movie. Lamar Woodely sat on his ass and got fat (just a typical offseason!). Ryan Clark interned at ESPN with Dragon. And Antonio Brown spent his year off playing basketball where he saved the Lakers an they won their 17th NBA Championship.

Now stop being a downer and let me dream dammit!

You cope your way, i'll cope mine.

 

[bionic77]

Welcome back, Bionic. Tell me, what did you do to celebrate His Airness' birthday?

Effigy party bro!

Its a good time.

 

[bionic77]

You cope your way, i'll cope mine.

Don't be no KAS.

You are not some Detroit Lions fan to get caught up in stats and make believe!

Spoiler

Though I do love that song!

 

[Greg]

mmm, orange alka seltzer

...

What do you expect? They were on vacation!


The real thing people want to watch is me school you in ping pong and then proceed to break you down in further in a game of basketball with straight up old man basketball. It is surprising how many athletic kids I can get the better of with just straight up old man basketball. Of course when an athletic kid who knows how to play goes up against me then usually I am the one who looks like shit. Father time is undefeated.

I would easily take you down in ping pong

then you'd whip my ass in basketball unless my pale skin disorients you

and it would come down to the tennis tiebreaker

 

[DMczaf]

Effigy party bro!

Its a good time.

Reported.

 

[Himynameischris]

Dolphins game was my stage 5 game - where I accepted that the defense wasn't just having a bad year, they were flat out bad.

We need to regroup and refocus our efforts to come back stronger next year and put an end to the dark side once and for all!

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Don't be no KAS.

You are not some Detroit Lions fan to get caught up in stats and make believe!

Spoiler

Though I do love that song!

I'll get you eventually.

 

[JABEE]

Reported.

You can't cut a man off from his support system and expect him to return as a saint. He needed us on that unholy day, and we had no way to help him get through it. Never get banned again, Bionic.

 

[LJ11]

Clowney Breakdown.

Pretty good read.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Bionic's back, the Steeler fan self hate just increased by 200%.

Also, Ray Rice looked fat in that video.

 

[Tom Penny]

Clowney Breakdown.

Pretty good read.

Bust written all over him. Great athletes are a dime a dozen but you can't teach work ethic.

 

[Himynameischris]

Bust written all over him. Great athletes are a dime a dozen but you can't teach work ethic.

You're right I mean work ethic can turn a 6th round pick into a HOF..

 

[bionic77]

Bionic's back, the Steeler fan self hate just increased by 200%.

Also, Ray Rice looked fat in that video.

Does the fact that he beats his wife make you like him more, less or the same?

I'll get you eventually.

Leave me alone!

Reported.

The way I see it I am just living on borrowed time anyways!

mmm, orange alka seltzer

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I would easily take you down in ping pong

then you'd whip my ass in basketball unless my pale skin disorients you

and it would come down to the tennis tiebreaker

Challenge accepted. Just promise me you won't cry after I skunk you!

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

It is far too easy to spend $10 on a meal at Taco Bell.

 

[Goro Majima]

It is far too easy to spend $10 on a meal at Taco Bell.

I'm usually more blown away every time I order a Chicken Chalupa combo...it's like 8 bucks and some change!

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Does the fact that he beats his wife make you like him more, less or the same?

The YPC this season was enough to make me like him less, but hitting women doesn't help either.

 

[Greg]

Challenge accepted. Just promise me you won't cry after I skunk you!

the only tears will be from joy

It is far too easy to spend $10 on a meal at Taco Bell.

had it yesterday for lunch

so good

 

[rando14]

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet
#Packers are letting BJ Raji & Ryan Pickett walk.

It's happening Greg!!

Spoiler

More money to throw at HoFinley!!

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Clowney Breakdown.

Pretty good read.

The most interesting part of that is that the writer insists that Clowney should be a rush linebacker, which is pretty in line with what Romeo said he would do if the Texans drafted him.

 

[Greg]

It's happening Greg!!

Spoiler

More money to throw at HoFinley!!

never had anything against Pickett, but Raji can go home

#HoFinley
#YOTTO

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Joe Person ‏@josephperson 56m
Asked Pete Carroll if he expected teams to copy SEA blueprint by drafting big, physical CBs. His response: "No, because they don't exist."

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

had it yesterday for lunch

so good

I think Steak Chalupas have to be my favorite fast food item.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

The most interesting part of that is that the writer insists that Clowney should be a rush linebacker, which is pretty in line with what Romeo said he would do if the Texans drafted him.

Clowney would be Romeo his new Willie McGinest

 

[rando14]

Joe Person ‏@josephperson 56m
Asked Pete Carroll if he expected teams to copy SEA blueprint by drafting big, physical CBs. His response: "No, because they don't exist."

Interestingly enough, every team in the NFC West seems to be turning into the exact same team

Darren Urban ‏@Cardschatter
Arians said RB Andre Ellington has added 10 pounds already. "We want to build our offense around him."

 

[Greg]

I think Steak Chalupas have to be my favorite fast food item.

I just had a nacho cheese beef chalupa (they call it something else, but I just ask for that and they make the equivalent) and a bunch of regular beef tacos

I... don't think I've ever had steak at Taco Bell in all my years of expereince

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

I just had a nacho cheese beef chalupa (they call it something else, but I just ask for that and they make the equivalent) and a bunch of regular beef tacos

I... don't think I've ever had steak at Taco Bell in all my years of expereince

Duuuuude. It's expensive but so worth it.

 

[Tom Penny]

Mexican food no bueno.

 

[JABEE]

USA USA USA

 

[Himynameischris]

You bastards....I'm picking up taco bell for lunch today.

 

[JABEE]

I wonder if Raji would succeed in the Eagles system.

 

[Greg]

Duuuuude. It's expensive but so worth it.

I usually stick to what I know I like when it comes to food, but I guess it is only Taco Bell, haha

USA USA USA

! ! !

 

[MechDX]

Situation coming. Sounds like Manziel's press conference might overlap with #Texans coach Bill O'Brien and/or Texans GM Rick Smith.

--via twitter

Joint conference? Ithappening.gif?

 

[Eleuin]

I have a feeling we are going to lose today

Good riddance to Raji, guy did jack shit

 

[Mackenzie 92]

I wonder if Raji would succeed in the Eagles system.

I'm not sure he'll succeed anywhere at this point. He's just a space eater, doesn't push the pocket at all.

 

[yankeehater]

I wonder if Raji would succeed in the Eagles system.

To much money. They do need a big DT that can play on 1st and 2nd down though.

 

[MRSA]

Lmao. The one day the supervisor comes in and makes sure I'm not sleeping. I'm actually up doing homework. Fuck you work, now I'm going to sleep.

 

[BigAT]

USA USA USA

 

[rando14]

GO AMERICA

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

I have a feeling we are going to lose today

Good riddance to Raji, guy did jack shit

Huh? Pack cut him?

I'm not sure he'll succeed anywhere at this point. He's just a space eater, doesn't push the pocket at all.

Raji's not a space eater either. Never seen a 330 pound guy get manhandled as often as him.

 

[BigAT]

Huh? Pack cut him?

Pretty sure he's a free agent? I think it's just being reported that they aren't intending to re-sign him.

 

[bigosc2k]

Go USA!

 

[rando14]

Kave has clearly paid off the refs

 

[brentech]

Huh? Pack cut him?



Raji's not a space eater either. Never seen a 330 pound guy get manhandled as often as him.

We're expected to tag (or sign)shields or Raji. Unless one takes a lot less. We likely can't keep both.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

This article suggests that Raji wants to be a pass rusher in an attacking system as opposed to a space eater. Maybe he'll do better, but I doubt it - he doesn't have the mobility. Doesn't explain his defense's poor production in 13 though.

edit: heh. Digging deeper, Raji shit the bed after getting more snaps in 2011, which explains his cutdown in 12 and 13. No way would he survive in a 4 3 system.

 

[jbug617]

SEA release Sidney Rice

 

[BigAT]

Seattle releasing Sidney Rice and his big contract. Saves them $7 million in cap space.

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter
Seahawks are releasing WR Sidney Rice, per league source. Rice signed a five-year, $41 million contract in July 2011.

 

[rando14]

SEA release Sidney Rice

Not surprising but I'll miss him. Some good memories.

I imagine next on the cutting block is chris clemons