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NFL Offseason Thread - Who cares who won we got a draft to prepare for!

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effzee

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Id imagine the n word is used all the time during the game. If those are penalties we are going to get 10-15 flags per team per game.
 
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BlackGhost said:
We've been focusing On Gatas Thuggery. but I think the focus needs to be switched onto Mechs Mental breakdown this season, and various thuggish acts that followed
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bionic77 said:
Wouldn't surprise me.

The kind of sick mind that willingly embraces the Pats is capable of anything.
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Mech is not having a mental breakdown, far from it. He has seen the light, and he is now transcending humanity and becoming something greater. We are looking at all of you heathens from up in BOB's castle, and you look like fools and gatas!

When the Pats and Texans meet in the AFC Championship game this year and decide not to play each other, but instead to join forces and take down the evil Seachickens (RIP jnc), me and Mech will be champions, and you bitches will have to bow down to BOB.

Praise be to him.
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JABEE

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squicken said:
Bench press needs to be on TV. I want that spotter following me around all day getting one more rep from me and giving me bro hugs when I kill it!
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Yeah. That was great. He kissed Bodine on the top of the head. :jnc

Nice to see Chip get some airtime. I really, really hope they can find a way to sign Byrd or Ward.
 
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Bread said:
Mech is not having a mental breakdown, far from it. He has seen the light, and he is now transcending humanity and becoming something greater. We are looking at all of you heathens from up in BOB's castle, and you look like fools and gatas!

When the Pats and Texans meet in the AFC Championship game this year and decide not to play each other, but instead to join forces and take down the evil Seachickens (RIP jnc), me and Mech will be champions, and you bitches will have to bow down to BOB.

Praise be to him.
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lol

Like Bill could ever be trusted. If your crazy scenario played out the Texans would come to the game expecting thanksgiving dinner only to find out that Bill was taping their plays and screwing their moms.

Still no sympathy for Mech. He is a grown man and choose that evil on his own.
 
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JABEE said:
Martin good hip movement. Matthews too
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Yep and Lewan looked stiff. Lewan did well in time drills b/c he clearly was getting good training. But when he had to change directions, can't train for that. Mathews and Robinson apart from the rest of the group. You can just see it in how big their hip flexors are.

O'Hara had a tidbit earlier where he was talking about hip flexibility and knee injuries being linked. Guys lose that and then it puts more stress on the knees. Just a recent thing they've really uncovered as far as magnitude as they spend more time on bio-mechanics

Supposedly Cam Newton had the biggest hip flexors they ever scanned when they MRI'd him. Why Mayock keeps talking about the "bubble butt" Cam's got that.
 
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Both kids off the diaper. Kind of weird not having to buy them anymore.

One day Gata's mom might know this feeling as well. Gata we have some leftover size 6 diapers if you need them. If they are too big we know someone else to give them too.
 
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Clowney is a force to be reckon with. I have no worries about him. He'll turn it on when it matters.

Clowney doesn't have to play for Steve Spurrier for nothing, while Spurrier gets paid a multi-million dollar annual salary.

Edit: TE 40 yard dash
 
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Pitt DL Aaron Donald said he's had an informal meeting with the Patriots. Said he talked to them this week.
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Not that it's entirely relevant which player meets with which team during the combine, but I'm glad to see this nonetheless. Aaron Donald is the player I want the Patriots to take in the first round. Hopefully they can get over the fact that he's shorter than they like their defensive linemen to be.
 
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Colasante

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Eric Ebron is going to be a beast. I don't know how tight end-friendly Jeff Tedford's offense is, but I think he'd be a great pick for the Bucs if the top pass rushers are all gone.
 
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LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
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Previously, in NFL-GAF Prison Chronicles:

NFL-GAF Prison part 1.
NFL-GAF Prison part 2.
NFL-GAF Prison part 3.
NFL-GAF Prison part 4.
NFL-GAF Prison part 5.
NFL-GAF Prison part 6.
NFL-GAF Prison part 7.
NFL-GAF Prison part 8.
NFL-GAF Prison part 9.
NFL-GAF Prison part 10.
NFL-GAF Prison part 11.
NFL-GAF Prison part 12.
NFL-GAF Prison part 13.
NFL-GAF Prison part 14.
NFL-GAF Prison part 15.
NFL-GAF Prison part 16.
NFL-GAF Prison part 17.

As always, click on any image to get the full res screenshot.

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The janitor tries to clean up the shower area as quickly as he can before everyone wakes up.



He just manages to finish but is trapped inside due to all the bodies. Kave...well, you know the drill. 16 now!



Later on during the morning work shift, cajun once again has an accident. Meanwhile, outside the facility family for Cloudy and Kave have arrived to visit.



Meanwhile a bunch of inmates head to the laundry and newly opened workshop. Doom is on cleaning duty and tries to clean the laundry room.



Meanwhile in the kitchen, Kave, Dutch, Batman, RBH, and BlackGhost are on cooking detail. Some of the ingredients are still damaged from the previous day's outburst.



Rors is also on cleaning duty and is busy in the admin wing. He complains loudly about the new food policy.



In the workshop, squicken starts operating the table saw.



Near the workshop entrance, several inmates are discussing the change in the meal policy and an angry Futurevoid yells out his opinion on the matter.



In the kitchen, BlackGhost loses his cool once again and starts breaking more equipment, ruining one of the pots cooking on the stove. Guards close in, but Dutch, Batman, and Kave appear to be getting caught up in the moment. This 2 v 1 situation may quickly become 2 v 4.

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As the guards are distracted by BlackGhost, Batman decides to try and escape! He heads towards the staff door to attempt and break it down.

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BlackGhost is quickly subdued and cuffed however, and the guards move towards Batman. He takes a fork nearby and fights back. Dutch chooses this opportunity to try and join in on the escape attempt, sure his muscled mass can break the door down!

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Unfortunately for Dutch, Batman is quickly disarmed and cuffed and the guards turn their attention to him.

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Dutch takes a beating and drops unconscious. One of the guards goes to escort BlackGhost back to the cell block while the other guard runs out to assist with another emergency call.

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As Batman is escorted back to the cell block, BlackGhost is uncuffed in his cell and immediately tears up his new uniform and assaults the guard.

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He doesn't go down until getting beaten unconscious.

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Batman is taken to solitary as Frankman comes in with the laundry basket.



Meanwhile, RBH is the lone kitchen worker along with the cook staff. The damaged ingredients have been thrown into the trash as Dutch lies bleeding on the floor next to the fridge.



Tensions are also high over in the laundry and workshop. Godslay and Slo get into an argument about the food policy, as several arguments break out in the workshop. The long guard there does his best to try and calm things down.



As Slo and Godslay argue, Coldplay gets in a cheap shot from behind and runs off. Slo gives chase as Cloudy loudly blames the administrative staff for causing all this due to the food policy change.

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Slo, spoiling for a fight, gives chase to Coldplay. Cloudy vents his frustrations by beating up an ironing board. The guard in the next door workshop hears the commotion and chases Slo.

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Slo fights back and tries to steal the guard's baton. The guard in the nearby yard comes down to assist.

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He puts up a fight but will eventually succumb to both guard's attacks.

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Meanwhile, Cloudy continues his rampage as Godslay hides behing a laundry basket. With the guard no longer in the workshop, things are heating up quickly. The smallest spark can set off a riot.



With Slo down, one of the guards returns to the laundry to take care of Cloudy. Godslay takes the laundry basket and tries to head back out to...WAIT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THE WORKSHOP...

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The gory details of what happens afterwards in the next update!

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Reminder - For anyone wanting to see the master list of who's in the game, who needs more in-depth prison bios, and info on how to get your name on the list or more info for your character, go to this post:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=96106213&postcount=15013

And as always, all images and posts are being archived here: https://xianaphryz.imgur.com
 
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