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NFL Offseason Thread - Who cares who won we got a draft to prepare for!
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sf2fanatic
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What a great speech by one of the Giants coaches
The Artful Dodger
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The kind that thinks this is funny:
I like that GIF.
Florida really should be it's own country. Near perfect weather all year, the people can't drive, attractive women from all over the world come to visit, most of the population is dumb, racist, Gata, and great food. I will say at least we don't have Sony fanboy Pats fan hybrids.
BlackGhost
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They played that "I'm the man" (beats commercial song) song at the ends of Eisens 40. Idiots lmao
That last sentence makes me smile. Thanks SpinDasher!
Everyone wins except the Browns. I'll take it.
Grover Cleveland
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Buckethead
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Should be punishable by death.
The fuck is wrong with her?
After watching Clowney, hes such a physical specimen its almost impossible for the Texans to not draft him number one. And you know the staff and Watt will be able to teach him technique-wise and keep him in shape. I don't agree with Squicken that with Watt, he becomes a luxury pick. I think because of Watt he becomes someone you honestly begin to think of drafting in order to pair them up. Though Clowney seems like he would do better standing up.
That said, I love Mack and Pierre-Louis. If the Texans could trade down, grab one those guys, and get a qb, I'd fap furiously. I think they could do it if they went after Pierre-Louis. Kind of hated Van Noy's combine, and I didn't love him coming out of college, but my two agent friends are all over his nuts and his potential.
Fake Edit: oh and Blonde > Brunette, unless the Brunette has striking facial features.
That said, I love Mack and Pierre-Louis. If the Texans could trade down, grab one those guys, and get a qb, I'd fap furiously. I think they could do it if they went after Pierre-Louis. Kind of hated Van Noy's combine, and I didn't love him coming out of college, but my two agent friends are all over his nuts and his potential.
Fake Edit: oh and Blonde > Brunette, unless the Brunette has striking facial features.
Alligatorjandro
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Aren't you a born and raised Floridian? I was born here but just moved here recently.
sf2fanatic
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True dat. I think the only one that made it ok was Donna from That's 70 show
Himynameischris
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Oh I'm not saying she's suddenly ugly or anything, but the red hair made her really pretty, then she went with a dirty blonde and she just couldn't pull it off, her face looked weird and a lot older, still had a nice body though.
Buckethead
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If the Texans draft Clowney I will laugh my ass off.
They have no QB and a shit offense. I don't care how good their D is, it's not getting past the Wild Card.
They have no QB and a shit offense. I don't care how good their D is, it's not getting past the Wild Card.
The Artful Dodger
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They'll be exactly where they were 2 years ago.
Trejo. You know what you have to do, now!!
The year Peyton was hurt, Hall of Famers Mathis and Freeney were still on the Colts and played all 16 games. They went 2-14 b/c their QBs sucked
Himynameischris
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lol she works on a different floor, I rarely ever see her. If fact I'm not even sure she still works here.
Texans win AFC south confirmed.
Sounds like I should give Russell "Trent Dilfer 2.0" Wilson more credit for the super bowl then!!
Damn it Trejo, if we can't chat about your sexual escapades than what the hell are we gonna talk about?? Actual football??
I put more of that on Caldwell and the GM for not seeing the shit at QB.
I think some of the media guys I follow on Twitter who are CAR fans might start crying soon. Whining about the state of CAR's line. Cam was the exception. Most #1 overall picks play behind shit lines. And not typical fans "our line sucks" but is actually okay, but more Carr/Bradford/Luck tier "try not to die" line play. Took the Rams until 2013 for a decent line, and I believe Luck is slated to get his in 2025
Himynameischris
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Sounds like I should give Russell "Trent Dilfer 2.0" Wilson more credit for the super bowl then!!
Damn it Trejo, if we can't chat about your sexual escapades than what the hell are we gonna talk about?? Actual football??
Hmmm yeah we can't have that, ok maybe I can try with someone from class...in the name of NFL-Gaf!
Offseason redeemed.
Himynameischris
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I heard the rams are targeting a tackle after signing Long last year, glad we didn't sign him, one guy wasn't going to help our shit offensive line and he would have been out for our "playoff" push anyways.
Personal best! Now test him for PEDs.
BlackGhost
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Draft is still so far away :/
Squall ASF
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The Rams are currently trying to re-sign their tackle Saffold. Apparently we have interest in him if they don't get a deal done. How good is he anyway, Squicken? I figure if they're bothering to try and keep him he can't be terrible.
The Artful Dodger
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At least we have Free Agency soon...
Himynameischris
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Eh we want to resign Nolan Carroll for some reason, maybe their front office isn't run by idiots though.
yankeehater
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Cant wait. Eagles gonna sign all the safeties.
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Long was fine. He missed the last 2 games, and he can't handle elite pass rushers, but he's above average at pass pro and can run block very well. The line was good until all the old guys starting getting hurt. They will be rebuilding the OL b/c it's been the same shit for 5 years where they cobble together a line of cast offs and old FAs that can't stay healthy or suck
They need 4 new starters if Saffold leaves and Long is very injury prone
@Squall
Saffold is an okay LT, but has All Pro talent at guard. They finally played him there last year and he was devastating. But he's so versatile, once the injuries piled up, they had to start moving him around
His agents are saying he won't play RT. LT or guard. I think he wants to stop getting moved around so he can get some professional recognition
Alligatorjandro
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Remember when people would laugh at Thursday Night Football and say how it sucked? I hope those savages are happy.
BlackGhost
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Yeah, isn't Monday the deadline for tagging players? Not expecting to many out of house signing for the Browns though.
Himynameischris
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From my twitter:
Their oline woes sound exactly like Miami, with Ireland at the helm they spent an insane amount of money on the oline only for it to get worse year after year, I didn't mind that we let Long walk because I thought Ireland would find a replacement in the draft. It was obvious martin couldn't play tackle, but the idiot decided to trade up for a DE, who's 3rd best on the team :/ anyways I'm just glad we didn't sign Long, it lead to the end of Ireland so win/win.
yankeehater
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God damn that Godzilla trailer looks amazing. I had zero hype for it before but now I cant wait for it to come out.
It the Rams do pick Robinson, they'll likely play him at Guard for at least a year or two, until Long calls it in. Long mostly played fine at LT this past season, especially as a run blocker, so there's no need to replace him now if he's healthy before the start of the season.
LG is a giant need, though, and plugging Robinson in there would give the Rams two things: a hell of a run-blocking left side of the unit, as well as a replacement for Jake Long a few years down the line. Solves a problem now, solves a future problem, so it makes good sense.
Ayup, Robinson's jump this high wasn't that suprising with this combine.
These is my top 5 mock right now. Houston, will try to trade up to grab Bortles with their second and a future pick imho.
1. Clowney - Texans
2. Robinson - Rams
3. Manziel - Jags
4. Bridgewater - Browns
5. Watkins - Raiders (I know QB is a need, but I think they'll go far Carr later on as well).
These is my top 5 mock right now. Houston, will try to trade up to grab Bortles with their second and a future pick imho.
1. Clowney - Texans
2. Robinson - Rams
3. Manziel - Jags
4. Bridgewater - Browns
5. Watkins - Raiders (I know QB is a need, but I think they'll go far Carr later on as well).
The fact that they fit in like three sponsorships in there makes me hate him now haha.
Fuck Beats by Dre, overpriced garbage
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