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i had my boy come up to me at work today and say "hey listen to this". now i know he likes shitty rap/hip hop music so i already knew what it would be. but i listened anyways and it was a song where it just said "my nigga my nigga" over and over and over again. and i said motherfucker what is this garbage. then he went onto tell me that the difference in our musical taste is because he likes music he can dance to and white devils like myself just like depressing progrock music. he may be right but sometimes i hear that type of music and feel like i'm stan in that south park episode where everything literally sounds like shit. sometimes i hear the beats or other stuff in new songs and it sounds like someone is farting through their pants or something

i want to become one of those people that says "i like ALL kinds of music!" and mean it but i can't. i just can't fucking do it!

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I was working with a client once and this cracker ass yo boy asked me & my partner to film/edit his music video and he then proceeded to play the most racist, stupid, wannabe hard bullshit I have ever heard.

Needless to say we didn't shoot the video.

Gata you still working at that body shop?
 

Greg

Member
i had my boy come up to me at work today and say "hey listen to this". now i know he likes shitty rap/hip hop music so i already knew what it would be. but i listened anyways and it was a song where it just said "my nigga my nigga" over and over and over again. and i said motherfucker what is this garbage. then he went onto tell me that the difference in our musical taste is because he likes music he can dance to and white devils like myself just like depressing progrock music. he may be right but sometimes i hear that type of music and feel like i'm stan in that south park episode where everything literally sounds like shit. sometimes i hear the beats or other stuff in new songs and it sounds like someone is farting through their pants or something

i want to become one of those people that says "i like ALL kinds of music!" and mean it but i can't. i just can't fucking do it!

</livejounal>
it's ok, i'll balance out his terrible suggestion with some quality:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsquqCDhKxI

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(Although according to GAF, this is racist)
I dance worse
 
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(Although according to GAF, this is racist)

these whites are much better dancers than me!

the only good white dancers are gays. actually i've known some white girls who are pretty good dancers. i remember in my younger days id go dance with whoever and just not know what the fuck i was doing. wish i had video so i could laugh at how fucking stupid i looked.

it wasn't too bad when you were basically in a mosh pit. just pop a boner and feel up on some titties while some hood rat is grinding on you
 

Dragon

Banned
To be fair, if that Gif said "Black People" and had some black guys sipping sizzurp or something i'd be pretty offended.

It's a bit different with racial stereotypes like that. There isn't anything in that white people image that's actually offensive really. Whereas a black person eating fried chicken would be, IMO of course.
 
It's a bit different with racial stereotypes like that. There isn't anything in that white people image that's actually offensive really. Whereas a black person eating fried chicken would be, IMO of course.

why is fried chicken and watermelon a black stereotype? i'm not saying it isn't but i just don't understand why it stuck with black people. have you ever met someone of any race that doesn't like fried chicken or watermelon? it makes no sense.
 

Dragon

Banned
Who cares if it's racist, if it's funny, it's cool.

See: http://youtu.be/fjIuPSuYSOY

Kinda echoing George Carlin I see.

why is fried chicken and watermelon a black stereotype? i'm not saying it isn't but i just don't understand why it stuck with black people. have you ever met someone of any race that doesn't like fried chicken or watermelon? it makes no sense.

Just looked this up.

But then, Schmidt says, came Birth of a Nation.

D.W. Griffith's seminal and supremely racist 1915 silent movie about the supposedly heroic founding of the Ku Klux Klan was a huge sensation when it debuted. One scene in the three-hor features a group of actors portraying shiftless black elected officials acting rowdy and crudely in a legislative hall. (The message to the audience: These are the dangers of letting blacks vote.) Some of the legislators are shown drinking. Others had their feet kicked up on their desks. And one of them was very ostentatiously eating fried chicken.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birth_of_a_nation
 

Greg

Member
I can confirm this, I've seen videos of Greg dancing at weddings and doing the YMCA
I hope videos never surface

I either have two drinks in my hand doing I don't even know what, or I'm so drunk I'm just hopping left in right in place

and being drunk is actually the improvement
 
It's a bit different with racial stereotypes like that. There isn't anything in that white people image that's actually offensive really. Whereas a black person eating fried chicken would be, IMO of course.

Yeah. It's a massive double standard, but it's true - you can't really be racist to whites in any appreciable manner. "you dress lame!" "You dance funny!" "you own property!"

The only hot button that gets through is "You have a lineage wrought with racism and bigotry!" and even that's not racist.
 

Narag

Member
I hope videos never surface

I either have two drinks in my hand doing I don't even know what, or I'm so drunk I'm just hopping left in right in place

and being drunk is actually the improvement

I've often imagined it to be something like this:

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Greg

Member
I've often imagined it to be something like this:
:jnc

I get bonus points though because I make people give less of a shit
(other white people)

the last wedding I went to, I got the bride's mom to dance after she refused all night
 

XiaNaphryz

LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
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Previously, in NFL-GAF Prison Chronicles:

NFL-GAF Prison part 1.
NFL-GAF Prison part 2.
NFL-GAF Prison part 3.
NFL-GAF Prison part 4.
NFL-GAF Prison part 5.
NFL-GAF Prison part 6.
NFL-GAF Prison part 7.
NFL-GAF Prison part 8.
NFL-GAF Prison part 9.
NFL-GAF Prison part 10.
NFL-GAF Prison part 11.
NFL-GAF Prison part 12.
NFL-GAF Prison part 13.
NFL-GAF Prison part 14.
NFL-GAF Prison part 15.
NFL-GAF Prison part 16.
NFL-GAF Prison part 17.
NFL-GAF Prison part 18.
NFL-GAF Prison part 19.

As always, click on any image to get the full res screenshot.

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The riot finally over, the riot police head out via the admin wing.



The hearse shows up to pick up the dead guards. A workman fixes a staff door that got busted when the riot police arrived, a guard escorts one of the unconscious inmates to the holding cell, and a lawyer shows up trying to arrange Slo's parole release. Tom Penny meanwhile chose to celebrate his early parole release by jumping on the roof of the garbage truck. One of the riot police tries to get him down.



One by one the inmates are brought back to their cells.



Amidst the carnage in the canteen, Frankman makes a quip about how he's bored now. RBH meanwhile chills by the guard he killed.



After cleaning the laundry room, the janitor arrives in the workshop to clean up the mess left in there.



The prison's only doctor starts making the rounds to heal the injured. With funds down to $2, the warden is unable to call in paramedics. Fox laments how this whole mess meant he missed lunch.



After getting patched up by the doc, the exhausted cook heads to the staff room to relax with one of the guards.



The doctor has moved on to the workshop and starts reviving people there. A guard escorts cajunator back to the cell block as WedgeX also mentions he missed lunch due to this debacle.



As more prisoners end up back in the cell block, the doctor starts making the rounds there and...wait, why is Batman in the same cell with Rorschach and what are they...you know what, never mind.



RBH's penalty for murder so far? 8 hours in solitary. Yeah, I'm sure that will stick down the road. Having been stuck in the kitchen or canteen all day, he ends up pissing his pants on the way back to his cell.



The doctor makes her way to the holding cell and starts treating injuries there.



Fantomex...looks like murder isn't the main contributor to his 480 hour solitary penalty. I guess smacking people in the face with a power drill resulted in multiple HOLY SHIT WEAPON type of penalties.



RBH meanwhile chills on his bed as he apparently is going to get away with murder. The staff can't be too happy with that.



Greg is taken to the medical ward and healed up.



The guards take their fallen to the morgue.



Some time later, they are taken to the hearse. /bagpipesalute



After getting out of solitary, Slo's lawyer somehow manages his release. He heads out to freedom!



As the new day rolls in, our funds are immediately spent on repairs. A workman starts fixing the workshop equipment.



Other workers start fixing up the canteen and kitchen areas. Also, as the prison staff check on all the inmates now that everyone has been returned to their cells, they discover they are one person short. Somehow during all the chaos, Godslay has managed to escape! They send out a warning to local law enforcement to be on the lookout for him.



All our raw materials were damaged enough that they wouldn't be of any use. They still had some value though, so they were all sold. The funds gained immediately went to cover repair costs.



Unable to sleep, BlackGhost again starts up a ruckus, bitching about missing the previous day's meal.



As the next day arrives, lockdown is finally lifted and...what's this, Kave_Man is the first one in the shower?!?



Not that it means anything of course. He stands around as usual while everyone ELSE showers (everyone who isn't still serving penalties anyway). 17 days and counting. More people are escorted to the medical ward for further treatment. BlackGhost's short fuse is about to go again though, as he bitches about how hungry he is.



After finishing up his shower, BlackGhost starts trying to pick a fight with Frankman and Dutch.

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Frankman takes the bait and fights back. A guard quickly goes in to try and calm things down.

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BlackGhost his cornered and beat unconscious yet AGAIN.

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Frankman is quickly cuffed.



As BlackGhost and Frankman are escorted back to their cells, now yankeehater starts trying to stir up shit. Meanwhile in the Medical Ward, one of our other dead guards is stuck on the floor of the infirmary. I'm guessing it was dropped there as a guard was going to transport the corpse to the hearse but had to respond to the fight in the shower.



yankeehater accuses Futurevoid of screwing things up the previous day and how they could have escape. Meanwhile Kave_Man also gets caught up in the rising tensions and also starts to get heated.

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yankeehater draws Futurevoid into a fist fight as Kave angrily starts breaking shower nozzles and drains.

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A guard tries to break up the fight as Kave continues his rampage. If the shower doesn't work, NOONE can get clean! Meanwhile, all the other inmates try to stay as far away as possible. Will more inmates get caught up in the moment and spark another riot?

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We'll see if things quiet down or another riot gets sparked next update.

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Reminder - For anyone wanting to see the master list of who's in the game, who needs more in-depth prison bios, and info on how to get your name on the list or more info for your character, go to this post:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=96106213&postcount=15013

And as always, all images and posts are being archived here: https://xianaphryz.imgur.com
 

bionic77

Member
why is fried chicken and watermelon a black stereotype? i'm not saying it isn't but i just don't understand why it stuck with black people. have you ever met someone of any race that doesn't like fried chicken or watermelon? it makes no sense.
Ask Gata.

He got me banned for questioning the fried chicken status quo.
 

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
This thread is going to get shutdown and it's all gata's fault.

Ez knew how to be subtly racist and y'all just don't know when to shut it.
 

bionic77

Member
lol what?

we're all friends here and we're just talking!
Just saying change the topic.

Let's talk about how shitty our teams are. It will be tough to get banned over that.

KAS and Seahawk fans are not invited to this party. KAS is incapable of saying anything about the Lions and Hawk fans will make us angry if they complain.
 

Greg

Member
Just saying change the topic.

Let's talk about how shitty our teams are. It will be tough to get banned over that.

KAS and Seahawk fans are not invited to this party. KAS is incapable of saying anything about the Lions and Hawk fans will make us angry if they complain.
remember when the Packers made people think Kap was the GOAT at the beginning of last season?

remember the few weeks following where the front 7 actually looked good and I thought THIS IS THE YEAR

good times
 

MechDX

Member
Wait, the NBA thread's back up? How long will it last this time?

I'd think a while since quite a few jumped ship.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=101976113&postcount=2

2nd post of the thread. Seems pertinent here as well.....

remember when the Packers made people think Kap was the GOAT at the beginning of last season?

remember the few weeks following where the front 7 actually looked good and I thought THIS IS THE YEAR

good times

We whooped the Chargers good.
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Then we got BOB
well that's about it.
 

Dragon

Banned
Libruls about to get this thread shut down

Hey libtards are awesome mmkay?!

Just saying change the topic.

Let's talk about how shitty our teams are. It will be tough to get banned over that.

KAS and Seahawk fans are not invited to this party. KAS is incapable of saying anything about the Lions and Hawk fans will make us angry if they complain.

Yeah it's definitely tough to get banned over football teams. Er wait, why was I banned last time. JABEE any ideas???????
 
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