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NFL Offseason Thread - Who cares who won we got a draft to prepare for!

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Kastrioti

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If they have that shirt at a CVS somewhere between Temecula and Los Angeles I'd buy that shirt in the speed it takes a Stafford spiral to get to his receiver. So 2.3 seconds flat or so.

I'm not joking either, I already rock a Stafford jersey, so been looking for a Stafford shirt like that ESPN commercial from a few seasons ago.

Lions fans and merchandise are endangered in Los Angeles though. Really hard to find anything Lions related until we win our SB next year and the bandwagoners jump on.
 
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chuckddd

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Kastrioti said:
If they have that shirt at a CVS somewhere between Temecula and Los Angeles I'd buy that shirt in the speed it takes Stafford to inhale a Chipotle burrito. So 2.3 seconds flat or so.

I'm not joking either, I already rock a Stafford jersey, so been looking for a Stafford shirt that ESPN commercial from a few seasons ago.
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The Artful Dodger

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Kastrioti said:
If they have that shirt at a CVS somewhere between Temecula and Los Angeles I'd buy that shirt in the speed it takes a Stafford spiral to get to his receiver. So 2.3 seconds flat or so.

I'm not joking either, I already rock a Stafford jersey, so been looking for a Stafford shirt like that ESPN commercial from a few seasons ago.

Lions fans and merchandise are endangered in Los Angeles though. Really hard to find anything Lions related until we win our SB next year and the bandwagoners jump on.
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I used to live next to Temecula!
 
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cdyhybrid

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Kastrioti said:
If they have that shirt at a CVS somewhere between Temecula and Los Angeles I'd buy that shirt in the speed it takes a Stafford spiral to get to an opposing DB. So 2.3 seconds flat or so.

I'm not joking either, I already rock a Stafford jersey, so been looking for a Stafford shirt like that ESPN commercial from a few seasons ago.

Lions fans and merchandise are endangered in Los Angeles though. Really hard to find anything Lions related until we win our SB next year and the bandwagoners jump on.
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Crisco said:
The nice thing about the Seahawks is they have no fans outside of the Pacific Northwest, so the rest of us can pretty much just ignore that this season ever happened. Also they'll go back to being cellar dwellers in a couple years when their roster is decimated by bad contracts and PED suspensions. Wilson is not good enough to carry that team on his own, and he's going to get Flacco money. Enjoy your day in the sun before it starts raining again Seattle!
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GO HAWKS!

WHAT. A. DAY.
 
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rando14

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Crisco said:
The nice thing about the Seahawks is they have no fans outside of the Pacific Northwest, so the rest of us can pretty much just ignore that this season ever happened. Also they'll go back to being cellar dwellers in a couple years when their roster is decimated by bad contracts and PED suspensions. Wilson is not good enough to carry that team on his own, and he's going to get Flacco money. Enjoy your day in the sun before it starts raining again Seattle!
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squicken

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GM For A Day: Washington Redskins

Expect the Redskins to pursue a few former Bengals that are free agents, because Gruden is familiar with them and knows they could upgrade the units. Returner Brandon Tate, coverage man and cornerback Brandon Ghee, and safety Taylor Mays are three players that the Redskins will likely consider. Other free agents they could pursue that would upgrade their special teams are safeties Chris Maragos and Darrell Stuckey.

If they choose to address cornerback in the draft because they did not get one of the elite free agents, then two to keep an eye on who would also drastically upgrade special teams are Ohio State's Brandon Roby and Virginia Tech's Kyle Fuller. Both could be targets with their second round pick, and both could solve two problems at once. With so many problems and so few draft picks, the Redskins could use a two-for.
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Kastrioti

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Back in the day, you would buy a full game (ZOE 1) and it would come with a 3 hour demo (MGS2).

And when I say back in the day, it wasn't that long ago. Fuck off Konami for charging $40 for a demo. Will not, and have never, supported that shit even when I was 12 years old. Its becoming much more commonplace in the gaming industry and the best way to fight it is to not give them a penny of your hard earned money,

This is exactly why I decided to wait and see what happens this gen. Prices will drop, certain exclusives will be announced and launch title/early launch title prices will be $20 by the time I pick either a PS4 or XBone.

Last gen started off amazing, especially on the 360, with online content and a great community. Then this happened:

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I do not blame game companies for making money, nor what Bethesda did with Oblivion. If there is a market for it, fuck it, go after it. But what Konami is going is absolutely ridiculous
 
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Himynameischris

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Kastrioti said:
Back in the day, you would buy a full game (ZOE 1) and it would come with a 3 hour demo (MGS2).

And when I say back in the day, it wasn't that long ago. Fuck off Konami for charging $40 for a demo. Will not, and have never, supported that shit even when I was 12 years old. Its becoming much more commonplace in the gaming industry and the best way to fight it is to not give them a penny of your hard earned money,

This is exactly why I decided to wait and see what happens this gen. Prices will drop, certain exclusives will be announced and launch title/early launch title prices will be $20 by the time I pick either a PS4 or XBone.

Last gen started off amazing, especially on the 360, with online content and a great community. Then this happened:

300px-Oblivion%E2%80%94Horse_Armor.jpg


I do not blame game companies for making money, nor what Bethesda did with Oblivion. If there is a market for it, fuck it, go after it. But what Konami is going is absolutely ridiculous
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This is why PS+ is so awesome, there are a ton of games I wouldn't spend $60 bucks on but free on PS+? Sure why not, I'll play your 4 hour game.
 
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Kastrioti

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The Artful Dodger said:
I used to live next to Temecula!
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Whereabouts? I'm only staying here and Murrieta (essentially the same big ass city IMO) for a little bit. Moving back to L.A. in about a month or so though. I hate the city, but its where I grew up and most of our work is.

I'll never forget when Titus Young got busted in Moreno Valley. Right away I knew it was meth related, :jnc, because what the fuck would an NFL player be doing in Moreno Valley other than picking up meth?

I don't gamble, other than football, so I've never been to the Casino Pechanga. Heard they don't take sports bets though I'm not sure if thats true or not. Its a beautiful Casino with awesome food, clubs, restaurants if you're into that type of stuff from a Casino.
 
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Himynameischris

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distantmantra said:
He's originally from Seattle. Worked for Boeing before getting his big break on Almost Live! (same show Joel McHale was on).
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Yeah I was watching his debate last night, dude was my idol growing up.

The Artful Dodger said:
That one is good. I've been to most of them down there, some of them have amazing buffets
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yeah it's like an isolated Vegas hotel, not bad. I've been to the one near Santa Barbara and that one is pretty nice too.
 
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Kastrioti

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BannedEpisode said:
Kas did I give you Stockholm Syndrome with that avatar?
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You kind of did honestly, :jnc,

I haven't asked anyone on NFLGAF to make and avatar for me. Plus I'm still debating between a Suh, Stafford or Coach Caldwell avatar.

Can anyone avatar this for me?.

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Those dreamy green eyes, that confident smile, that wavy hair
 
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Tom Penny

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Cromartie said in an interview with Thisis50.com, a website launched by rapper 50 Cent, that he thinks the NFL should take marijuana off the banned substances list.

“They need to just let it go,” Cromartie said, via Brian Costello of the New York Post. “We’re just going to do it anyway. They just need to let it go. They need to go ahead and say, ‘Y’all go ahead, smoke it, do what you need to do.’ “
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Congrats Denver or Seattle.
 
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Ninja Scooter

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LeBetard was talking the other day about how nobody is mentioning that the case against Aaron Hernandez is falling apart. How crazy if he gets acquitted or if it ends up a mistrial or something....would any team in the league have the balls to sign him?
 
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Grover Cleveland

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Ninja Scooter said:
LeBetard was talking the other day about how nobody is mentioning that the case against Aaron Hernandez is falling apart. How crazy if he gets acquitted or if it ends up a mistrial or something....would any team in the league have the balls to sign him?
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Goodell's going to blackball any team that does. Even if he gets off, he can never leave the stench of being associated with the whole business. And that's not the kind of stench that Goodell wants in the NFL.

And besides, I'm not so sure he's going to be back so soon. He's probably going to beat the murder charge, but those firearm charges are pretty solid.
 
Blackace

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distantmantra said:
He's originally from Seattle. Worked for Boeing before getting his big break on Almost Live! (same show Joel McHale was on).
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He from Washington DC I think...

But Boeing was where he started his career
 
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Himynameischris

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Ninja Scooter said:
LeBetard was talking the other day about how nobody is mentioning that the case against Aaron Hernandez is falling apart. How crazy if he gets acquitted or if it ends up a mistrial or something....would any team in the league have the balls to sign him?
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He's going to prison for sure, maybe not on Murder but I doubt he'll come back out and any team will want him at all.

Blackace said:
He from Washington DC I think...

But Boeing was where he started his career
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Just looked it up and yeah he's from DC,
 
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Kastrioti

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chris.trejo said:
He's going to prison for sure, maybe not on Murder but I doubt he'll come back out and any team will want him at all.,
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He's already served prison time. With the lawyer he has, when/if he gets acquitted of murder, those gun charges are minor and he will get released.

But it will be very interesting to see if any team picks him up.

The evidence pretty much indites him, but its all circumstantial, so with a good lawyer you can get off on those charges. And he has a great lawyer.

Obstruction of justice, gun charges are minor with a good lawyer. Murder though will get you behind bars forever. I said it from the getgo though, he will most likely get acquitted on the murder charges even though the evidence really points to him at least being there.
 
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Himynameischris

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Kastrioti said:
He's already served prison time. With the lawyer he has, when/if he gets acquitted of murder, those gun charges are minor and he will get released.

But it will be very interesting to see if any team picks him up.

The evidence pretty much indites him, but its all circumstantial, so with a good lawyer you can get off on those charges. And he has a great lawyer.

Obstruction of justice, gun charges are minor with a good lawyer. Murder though will get you behind bars forever. I said it from the getgo though, he will most likely get acquitted on the murder charges even though the evidence really points to him at least being there.
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It would take a GM with ball of steel to even consider signing him, either that or Jerry.
 
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squicken

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Grover Cleveland said:
Goodell's going to blackball any team that does. Even if he gets off, he can never leave the stench of being associated with the whole business. And that's not the kind of stench that Goodell wants in the NFL. .
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So many weapons charges. Conspiracy. Obstruction of justice. The criminal justice system isn't going to let him destroy evidence and murder witnesses out of doing time. It's gonna be okay
 
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rando14

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
frenchmov

add me! i only have KI and i doubt i'll buy any other games anytime soon. MAYBE titanfall but i suck dick at FPS so i'm not sure why i would even entertain the thought of buying a multiplayer only FPS
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Play rust with bread and me you diva!! Yesterday we raided a group of Chinese players' base and liberated them from communism, it was the most American thing I've ever done!!
 
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mkenyon

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From BleacherReport's 2012 Draft Analysis:

Who Was the Biggest Disappointment on Draft Day?

No. 1: Seattle Seahawks

After one of the worst picks in the first round I can ever remember, the Seattle Seahawks didn't draft any positions of need or draft for the future.

Pete Carroll is proving why he didn’t make it in the NFL the first time. Not only was Bruce Irvin a reach at No. 15, the Seahawks proved they were oblivious to their madness by celebrating their selection.

As if the day wasn’t bad enough, Seattle selecting Russell Wilson, a QB that doesn’t fit their offense at all, was by far the worst move of the draft. With the two worst moves of the draft, Seattle is the only team that received an F on draft day.

Grade: F
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Kastrioti

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Thank you to brother squicken for the avatar. Now everytime I post Staffords' green eyes, confident smile will be looking at you, backed up with the statistics I post.
 
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