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NFL Offseason Thread - Who cares who won we got a draft to prepare for!
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Alligatorjandro
Banned
Meet me somewhere.
That'll be my background music as I board the plane and then I'll look back, for just a second, before walking on.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Fight me then
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Grover Cleveland
Member
I got a tip that gata's wearing a wire
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Fuck you guys I aint no snitch.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
That sounds exactly like something a snitch would say.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
I think I'll save gata for when we open the max security cell block.
I'll watch.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Xia, you should play FTL and have NFL Gaf crew and document it ala your Prison Architect tales. It would be funny =)
Smart move, though craftiness is not one of his strong suits. It doesn't take a devious mind to be a snitch. He would need protection from the rest of the prisoners though. Put him in along side the high profile prisoners and sex offenders.
*Cuban Bs everything from the last few pages*
I want to pre-emptively thank Houston and Jacksonville in the hopes that they follow ESPN mock drafts. Am I the only one rooting for Houston to take Johnny Football for the swagger alone. JF scoring a touchdown and signing an autograph in a Texans jersey will be the greatest TD celebration in years. Seriously, nothing screams 'Murica like a wild and free Johnny Football. If JVille takes Blake then Teddy will be ours. If we pick up a number one wide receiver I might float into the sky.
CardsGAF, who are we drafting? I'm pouring over tape of QBs looking for a good backup to Carson.
I want to pre-emptively thank Houston and Jacksonville in the hopes that they follow ESPN mock drafts. Am I the only one rooting for Houston to take Johnny Football for the swagger alone. JF scoring a touchdown and signing an autograph in a Texans jersey will be the greatest TD celebration in years. Seriously, nothing screams 'Murica like a wild and free Johnny Football. If JVille takes Blake then Teddy will be ours. If we pick up a number one wide receiver I might float into the sky.
CardsGAF, who are we drafting? I'm pouring over tape of QBs looking for a good backup to Carson.
LMAO, I love all these cat .gifs you have.
Also, this thread isn't safe, we got snitches (Gata). I'm going underground until the Combine.
Go Hawks.
Do you have family from Ireland? My grandparents came to the United States in the 50s.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
from where?
No one wants to go to Underground NFL-GAF. Few souls return from the land of snes and real chan.
From Donegal (Grandfather) and Monaghan (Grandmother).
snes and Chan are in NFL-Age purgatory. Underground NFL-Age is where people like Rors and Wellington are.
Canadians can't fight. Known fact...
I mean, I'm sure I have waaay extended family. My great grand parents were off the boat from Ireland in the early 1900s.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
You should go with Konka. You might meet a cousin or something.
Squall ASF
Member
I thought you were a CLE fan?
As for Cards, there's a lot of buzz that we may address LT in FA but pretending FA doesn't exist, I'd think we go LT in the first round with Mathews, Lewan, or Robinson though Lewan is the only one with a chance of falling and still is unlikely he makes it past Miami. If these guys are gone and Barr and Mack are gone as expected, I say whichever CB is left between Dennard and Gilbert.
The second round we go with ASJ (TE) if he's available otherwise BPA. I'd like us to get the best SS possible in the third or even second if Bucannon or Pryor are somehow still there. I could see us going with Mettenberger in the fourth or third if the team thinks he won't make it to the fourth to groom behind Carson for a year or two. We have a team option to keep Carson for 2015 if we choose it so wouldn't be surprised if we roll with Carson for two more seasons and then hand the reins over. I think we get more line depth and if we don't address it in FA, a new kicker and also a speed receiver.
DeaconKnowledge
Member
There goes bionic's never been banned streak.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
This is literally the best time to get banned though so it's not a huge issue.
The draft is basically three months away....ugh.
The draft is basically three months away....ugh.
ActStriker
Member
what got bionic?
besides gata
ConradCervantes
Banned
Another dumb banning? Mods touchy today.
Either that or we have a trader in our mist.
Either that or we have a trader in our mist.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Two fewer Pats fans so I just see a brighter future.
edit: It's also ironic that the team with the cameras has the most fans that like to snitch!
The Artful Dodger
Member
What do Giants and Eagles GAffers think about Nicks and Maclin, there're ideas that the Raiders might target them as FA to bolster our WR group... I'd like to hear their takes on them...
Maclin is a really good receiver. He has speed and great hands. He's a deep threat too. I hope the Eagles can keep him.
Buckethead
Banned
That's what we call a snitch paradox.
That's two Canadians fighting one another. It doesn't count.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
I bet JABEE is the snitch. He's the loudest one crying about it.
It was Greg, in the study with the candlestick.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Iggles fans cheer for injuries, light cars on fire, vomit on 9 year old kids, go directly to jail without collecting $200, and punch Santa Clause in the junk.
But they never snitch.
mostly because there's too much dirt on them
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