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NFL Pre-Preseason Thread |OT| Milana Vayntrub presents "Wet Dreaming of a Super Bowl"
- Thread starter Goro Majima
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AbortedWalrusFetus
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Water/Amusement parks are boring as shit to me. So are Zoos.
When I was in first grade there was a class trip to the Zoo and I actually turned it down cause it sounded so boring.
When I was in first grade there was a class trip to the Zoo and I actually turned it down cause it sounded so boring.
Exactly where my ass is headed. At least my kids are to the age I don't have to constantly watch them.
Confrontation
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Holy shit that Rebel Wilson thread infuriates me. I see the Fat People Defense Force was out in full glory there.
Yes, becoming overly obese will make someone way less attractive, get over it. How some people could say she is hot is beyond me, but I guess some people fall for that kind of thing or are fat themselves. Oh well, everyone has got their tastes. Just like Wienke with blondes.
Thank goodness that thread is locked.
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Yes, becoming overly obese will make someone way less attractive, get over it. How some people could say she is hot is beyond me, but I guess some people fall for that kind of thing or are fat themselves. Oh well, everyone has got their tastes. Just like Wienke with blondes.
Thank goodness that thread is locked.
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I bet you have nightmares about the Denver Zoo
Definitely. They always looked about 10 years behind everything else in the fx department. The set piece in Tomorrow Never Dies is soo bad
Confrontation
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Brosnan was best Bond.
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
You can't be a real person.
I mean, he could have been if 3/4 of his movies didn't suck ass.
AbortedWalrusFetus
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I didn't go to the zoo when I was there. I did go to the botanical garden and it was maybe the only fun thing I did in the city of Denver.
Definitely better than Craig. I know Dalton more closely matches the books, but Connery owned it on screen
Roger Moore films are best viewed as comedy spy capers
DeaconKnowledge
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Injury pool starts at 2 weeks into preseason. Who wants it?
I got week 2 regular season.
AbortedWalrusFetus
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It's good Bradford will be ready by the start of camp considering he basically hasn't played in two years. He needs all the practice reps he can get.
I say by week 3 of regular season
Himynameischris
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Week 5
Grover Cleveland
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What if I told you, he was in the rehab room close to EVERY DAY
30 for 30: Being Bradford
30 for 30: Being Bradford
AbortedWalrusFetus
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Bradford will lead the Eagles to the playoffs, but get injured in week 15. Sanchez will lose the first playoff game.
That's what you get for not playing Timmah!
Confrontation
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I'm not saying anything about the movies, I'm just saying Brosnan was fucking amazing as a Bond. He had the class, the humor and delivered the well known cheesy one-liners with absolute perfection.
30 for 30: Breaking Bradford
AbortedWalrusFetus
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And the local media will ask "Chip Kelly hasn't won a playoff game, is it time for a new head coach?"
Bradford's not getting injured this year.
If he underwhelms, it'll be because he didn't play well enough, not because he couldn't get on the field.
If he underwhelms, it'll be because he didn't play well enough, not because he couldn't get on the field.
Chip is here at least until his contract is up, guaranteed.
sf2fanatic
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Enjoy your trip!!! I start my vacation in 2 weeks.
sf2fanatic
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E : DP, sorry
Ben maybe.
Even more so considering he doesn't actually play for the Rams anymore.
I totally forgot he got traded to the Eagles.
Better than looking great in the main dining room.
BREAKING NEWS: EAGLES TRADE BRADFORD TO VIKINGS FOR 5 FIRST ROUND PICKS
Goro Majima
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Is there really a history of a guy being so injured and then making a decent career afterwards?
Grover Cleveland
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He meant that Bradford would tear his ACL getting off his couch to get a brew while watching the game on TV.
Yes let's go with this.
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
It could be worse. He could literally end his career tripping on a mat in the locker room before the season started.
AbortedWalrusFetus
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Jeremy Maclin has two ACL tears. He just did it last year.
Grover Cleveland
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Thomas Davis has had three ACL tears in one knee and is now a top 5 WOLB in the league.
It happens. Very rarely though.
It happens. Very rarely though.
AbortedWalrusFetus
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From what I have been hearing the medical world is getting better at treating them and they are going to be less and less a long term issue.
Goro Majima
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Right but Bradford was also injury prone in college with his shoulder.
Maclin, Peterson, Drew Brees had a bad injury, Brady (needs to get injured again), etc etc etc.
Plus, it's not like he's a mobile QB to begin with. Give him a wheelchair for all I care, his arm works.
AbortedWalrusFetus
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Maclin had a damn lymphoma scare. He's had ankle and other leg problems. He's had plenty of health problems.
Maclin's first ACL injury was in college.
Know what finally fixed Maclin's injury woes? Chip Fucking Kelly's program. Healthiest team in the NFL past 2 years, watch and learn!
The_Darkest_Red
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I know this is old news but it makes me happy:
https://scholarblogs.emory.edu/esma/2015/07/08/2015-nfl-fan-equity-rankings/
Now when I go on and on about how Dolphins fans are the worst you guys can't say I'm being hyperbolic.
https://scholarblogs.emory.edu/esma/2015/07/08/2015-nfl-fan-equity-rankings/
Now when I go on and on about how Dolphins fans are the worst you guys can't say I'm being hyperbolic.