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[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

This is the book of the year

Each copy includes 10 easily transferable STDs!

 

[Himynameischris]

Weird, that's not the cover I've seen.

It would take a special kind of disaster for things to go that poorly. I think there is too much talent on the roster so I foresee another strong 8-8 finish.

I'm not sure what would be more painful honestly,

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Weird, that's not the cover I've seen.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51CjZpopzDL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg[img][/QUOTE]

You're always so mean about GRONK.

I understand though, he's always mean to your team.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

I don't think I can take another year of Tannehill and co. missing the playoffs.

Sure you can.

 

[chuckddd]

This is the book of the year

How much of that book can Gonk read?

"About like 80 percent of it," Gronkowski said with a smile.

That's a lot of short words.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

You're always so mean about GRONK.

I understand though, he's always mean to your team.

I don't really get why anyone likes Gronk (unless you just like him as a football player). He's just so... dumb.

Sure you can.

It will be hard to defend him and the team if they miss the playoffs again. I'm already teetering on the precipice of kas-dom with my defense of Tannehill, I can't keep this going much longer.

Also it would be cool to live past 30.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Gronk is not dumb

 

[CrocMother]

We need family fued gifs

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Gronk is not dumb

Fine, take your pick:

Stupid, unintelligent, ignorant, dense, brainless, mindless, foolish, slow, dull, simple, empty-headed, stunned, vacuous, vapid, idiotic, half-baked, imbecilic, bovine, dim, moronic, dopey, dozy, thickheaded, fat-headed, birdbrained, pea-brained, daft

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I don't really get why anyone likes Gronk (unless you just like him as a football player). He's just so... dumb.


It will be hard to defend him and the team if they miss the playoffs again. I'm already teetering on the precipice of kas-dom with my defense of Tannehill, I can't keep this going much longer.

Also it would be cool to live past 30.

How is Gronk dumb? He makes millions playing sports, has a lot of fun doing it, parties with his brothers like there is no tomorrow and is a down to earth guy, who shows everybody nothing but respect. And never has broken any laws, never been arrested, no PED allegations or anything.

He's fantastic.

 

[Himynameischris]

I don't really get why anyone likes Gronk (unless you just like him as a football player). He's just so... dumb.


It will be hard to defend him and the team if they miss the playoffs again. I'm already teetering on the precipice of kas-dom with my defense of Tannehill, I can't keep this going much longer.

Also it would be cool to live past 30.

I suggest you switch your fandom then....

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Fine, take your pick:

Stupid, unintelligent, ignorant, dense, brainless, mindless, foolish, slow, dull, simple, empty-headed, stunned, vacuous, vapid, idiotic, half-baked, imbecilic, bovine, dim, moronic, dopey, dozy, thickheaded, fat-headed, birdbrained, pea-brained, daft

Dolphins fans deserve all the suffering they get plus more.

 

[Konka]

Gronk would be a great wingman.

 

[Kave_Man]

I don't know how anyone would want to immediately take Junior Gallette after him doing that.

Although he claims he already has a team he's set to announce tomorrow.

 

[MechDX]

 

[Bread]

i had a dream i met gronk last night and he was very nice

suck on that tdr!

 

[Kave_Man]

While checking out some Browns news I happened upon this website:

http://www.dawgschalktalk.com/

Looks like a nice little site breaking down some of the plays over the last year and how they happened.

 

[Dega]

=)

Now hopefully those rookie receivers are as good as they're said to be.

 

[Spinluck]

I'm so thankful for Vontae.

I hope you guys pick up Wayne, would like to see him and fellow U alumni A.Johnson at it again. This time on opposite teams, and reunited with his buddy Wilfork!

#wemissUreggie

 

[cajunator]

Would take way more than this for me to lose my loyalty to Payton. Drug-addicted coach with a winning record and a superbowl is a thousand times better than the Ditka era.

Exactly. Ill take a few character problems since the guy has made the team competitive and for a good while even feared in the league. If we are back to being shit well whatever. We are good fans we can deal with it. Its not like the Patriots who have to win every year for their fans to give a shit.

 

[Kave_Man]

If not for Reggie Bush I would have been here talking about how I don't care and that Sean Payton is still the man to me.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Exactly. Ill take a few character problems since the guy has made the team competitive and for a good while even feared in the league. If we are back to being shit well whatever. We are good fans we can deal with it. Its not like the Patriots who have to win every year for their fans to give a shit.

smh

 

[MechDX]

I'm so thankful for Vontae.

I hope you guys pick up Wayne, would like to see him and fellow U alumni A.Johnson at it again. This time on opposite teams, and reunited with his buddy Wilfork!

#wemissUreggie

 

[Bread]

Exactly. Ill take a few character problems since the guy has made the team competitive and for a good while even feared in the league. If we are back to being shit well whatever. We are good fans we can deal with it. Its not like the Patriots who have to win every year for their fans to give a shit.

didn't you start watching the saints when brees got there?

 

[BigAT]

Didn't that pass not even count?

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

How is Gronk dumb? He makes millions playing sports, has a lot of fun doing it, parties with his brothers like there is no tomorrow and is a down to earth guy, who shows everybody nothing but respect. And never has broken any laws, never been arrested, no PED allegations or anything.

He's fantastic.

You are talking to a guy with a Fire Emblem avatar posting on a video game forum. Do you think I was one of the party loving jocks at any point in my life?

 

[Jarnet87]

It is a shame DeAndre is doomed to be paired with awful QBs his entire career just like Andre.

 

[slabrock]

Gronk is great.

 

[MechDX]

It is a shame DeAndre is doomed to be paired with awful QBs his entire career just like Andre.

Yeah because it will never change, ever, Hopefully he wont become a quitting, whiny, prima donna like Andre either.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-new-york-jets-1720356172

My current life as a Jets fan:

- I celebrate first downs the way other teams celebrate touchdowns

- Last year, the Jets lost to the Patriots by 1 point in one game and 2 points in the other. Those were the happiest moments of the NFL season for me

- I actually said, out loud and completely seriously, “I’m excited they signed Ryan Fitzpatrick this year!!”

- Ryan Fitzpatrick.

Kill me.

The highlight of last season was watching Geno Smith light up the Dolphins in a meaningless Week 17 game. That was the best part. Nothing was more exciting. Fuck.

Three years ago, Mark fucking Sanchez threw the ball to Tim fucking Tebow on a flat route and hit him in the back of his helmet.

Today, our quarterback situation is somehow even worse.

Mark Sanchez is probably the best QB we’ve had in a decade.

I went to E3 this year and got a chance to play Madden 16 at the EA booth. I asked one of the EA workers a question about the Jets mainly “Is QB the main position that is the weakest for the Jets?” His response was without a thought “Isn’t it always?”

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Fuck the jets

 

[Dega]

Fuck the Pats.

 

[MechDX]

Fuck the Colts

 

[Dutch Gronk]

You are talking to a guy with a Fire Emblem avatar posting on a video game forum. Do you think I was one of the party loving jocks at any point in my life?

You Don't think I'm a shallow jock, do you ???!

 

[Dega]

You Don't think I'm a shallow jock, do you ???!

You're Euro. That's worse.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Fuck the Pats.

I would say fuck the Texans but they suck.

 

[Pepiope]

Fuck the Cowboys.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

I'd say fuck the Texans, but they're STD-filled

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

You Don't think I'm a shallow jock, do you ???!

Not at all, you're just misguided.

 

[manfestival]

Fuck the Cowboys, Pats, Panthers, and Saints.

Fixed that for you

 

[Himynameischris]

Cowboys are taking it all this year,


#Restorethecoke

 

[Dega]

I'd say fuck the Texans, but they're STD-filled

That don't make any sense. Especially coming from a pats fan. lol

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Pat fans would embrace a STD as their mascot.

 

[MechDX]

I'd say fuck the Texans, but they're STD-filled

Fucking Hoyer.

 

[cdyhybrid]

 

[Fox318]

https://vine.co/v/OhLI6OdpgXK

 

[darkside31337]

The Jets first down thing is so true. Its sad to hear a J-E-T-S chant after a fucking first down.

 

[Himynameischris]

New grass being put down!!

 

[Dega]

New grass being put down!!

You ever been there?

 

[Himynameischris]

You ever been there?

Nope, although I'm now the proud owner of a seat back from the remodel.