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[MechDX]

Just pay the man dammit! Needs to get his money then get back with Ashton

 

[Konka]

Ain't nothing wrong with being a jock.

 

[Line_HTX]

Hello~~ y'all

My reaction to Gronky Gronk's book. You know that Easter Island statue from Night at the Museum? Yeah, that thing is Gronk, and he's a dumb dumb.

Fuck Andrew Luck.

Patriots and Colts are the scourge of the AFC.



Regarding training camps, the Texans need to STOP THE BIG PLAY at the secondary. Jam those receivers at the line FFS. And SCORE ON OFFENSE! NO cold stretches, NO stalled drives or turnovers, and constant three-and-outs, AND STOP SETTLING FOR FIELD GOALS!

This Texans offense A SHET! Especially if Hoyer is the projected starter. Fuck the offense, and fuck the GM.

David Carr gives advice to his younger self.

I'd say fuck the Texans, but they're STD-filled

Cowboys a SHIT.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

That don't make any sense. Especially coming from a pats fan. lol

How dare you

I'm a Ravens fan, I know pain, and I don't want none of that shit

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

New grass being put down!!

They should have shown some foresight and filled half the seats with mannequins. At least that way they'd be able to get the stadium 75% filled or so.

 

[PhoenixDark]

Stafford is still available, Seattle fans. Take the trade, please.

 

[Dega]

Just pay the man dammit! Needs to get his money then get back with Ashton

That gif gonna be handy when he is traded to the browns.

How dare you

I'm a Ravens fan, I know pain, and I don't want none of that shit

That just makes your comment make even less sense.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Hello~~ y'all

 

[Line_HTX]

He sure doesn't sound like a Ravens fan. :|

 

[Himynameischris]

They should have shown some foresight and filled half the seats with mannequins. At least that way they'd be able to get the stadium 75% filled or so.

:jnc at least it won't be as obvious, like it was with the orange seats.

 

[MechDX]

Ranking NFL Mascots by Creepiness

Most creepy:

Least creepy:

 

[Dega]

Ranking NFL Mascots by Creepiness

Most creepy:
https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/chargers.png?w=975&h=750[IMG]

Least creepy:
[IMG]https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/texans.png?w=975&h=750[IMG][/QUOTE]


Staley is so depressed. ); poor guy.

 

[Line_HTX]

Toro and Clutch the Bear are the best of Houston.

=D

 

[cdyhybrid]

Stafford is still available, Seattle fans. Take the trade, please.

no

 

[MechDX]

3. Steely McBeam
The blue-collar version of Pat Patriot. Steely looks like a dad who just randomly snapped and murdered his whole family with a steel pylon. He buries the bodies in the foundations of his buildings. You can run from him and try to escape in the abandoned steel mill, but THIS IS HIS TERRITORY. That’s when you get lost in the maze of production lines and you end up next to the smelter and you see the bones of his previous victims around you, and you know he just led you right where he wanted you

/dead :jnc

 

[Himynameischris]

Ranking NFL Mascots by Creepiness

Most creepy:

Least creepy:

How is the raiders one not number 1?

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Ranking NFL Mascots by Creepiness

Trigger your Hulk Hogan links next time

 

[Line_HTX]

Russell needs the money, man!

 

[MechDX]

How is the raiders one not number 1?

Cause no one knows what the fuck it is even supposed to be?

6. Miles
What the hell? Look at that head. It’s almost xenomorph-esque in shape and size. Why is it angry? Why does it not have individual teeth? Stop looking at me like that! Stop it! Get away, get away now! HORSES AREN’T SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE SEXUAL PREDATORS.

 

[Trey]

lol, the Jets. At least the Dolphins have the capability of being somewhat interesting.

 

[Line_HTX]

Good God, just photoshop Peyton Manning's giant head onto Miles. Would make him look less scary.

 

[ryseing]

Ranking NFL Mascots by Creepiness

Most creepy:

Least creepy:

Sir Purr da GOAT.

 

[MechDX]

Is it just me or does Rivers look like Bolt man?

 

[Dega]

KC Wolf looks the creepiest to me. Seems like he is just waiting for you to look the other way and then he'll begin to stab you in the back.

 

[CrocMother]

Top 1 most racist mascots:

1)

 

[Godslay]

Cause no one knows what the fuck it is even supposed to be?

The real mascot is Blucifier. Miles is merely a family friendly version.

 

[MechDX]

The real mascot is Blucifier. Miles is merely a family friendly version.

Not scary at all. Nope.

 

[Godslay]

Not scary at all. Nope.

The Stallion that will mount the world championship. It is prophecy.

 

[CrocMother]

This ESPN fantasy football commercial just referred to someone being "softer than the footballs at foxborough" HAHAHAHAHA even ESPN is trolling the cheaters now

 

[HarryDemeanor]

 

[Himynameischris]

Speaking of Fantasy, I'm started the Pick'ems group again. I'm putting up a $25 GC as prize. PM me email if you want an invite, also my football league is starting again so PM for that as well.

 

[Kave_Man]

Fucking dying right now at work, biting my lip so I don't burst out in loud laughter.

The Pats one almost had me dead.

2. Pat Patriot
He’s required by law to tell you he’s a registered sex offender, but it’s likely he won’t even get that far because, if you open your door to him, it’s already too late. Your body will be found, deflated, floating in the river missing several vital organs the following week.

 

[Futurevoid]

Dan Graziano ‏@DanGrazianoESPN 29m29 minutes ago
Sources tell @caplannfl & me that Giants, Osi Umenyiora are discussing a ceremonial one-day contract so he can retire a Giant.

He won two championships as a Giant. Glad to see him ride off into the sunset in blue.

 

[MechDX]

NFL FilmsVerified account
‏@NFLFilms #Hardknocks was up early to shoot sunrise @nrgparkfan today. We are ready for houstontexans… https://instagram.com/p/5pmSwKHDsu/

Still don't know if I love this or hate it. Mixed feelings

 

[Line_HTX]

I'm still saying what Watt said about Hard Knocks, that this is a distraction.

Better to have Watt do Curling and Synchronized Swimming than this.

 

[chuckddd]

Apparently, Martavis Bryant now weighs 225 with 4% body fat.

Championship!

 

[Goro Majima]

This 9 hour drive blows

 

[Line_HTX]

This 9 hour drive blows

Holy shit, where're you going?

 

[chuckddd]

Holy shit, where're you going?

From one end of Houston to the other.

 

[jakncoke]

Apparently, Martavis Bryant now weighs 225 with 4% body fat.

Championship!

You see Ike is interning

 

[MechDX]

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter · 52s52 seconds ago
Former Dolphins OT Jonathan Martin, who was on Carolina's roster, is retiring, as @RapSheet reported.

#RitchieWon

 

[CrocMother]

Still don't know if I love this or hate it. Mixed feelings

I'm jealous man t what a great insight into your team

 

[Goro Majima]

Holy shit, where're you going?

Coming back from Fayetteville

From one end of Houston to the other.

:jnc

 

[Line_HTX]

From one end of Houston to the other.

That's... pretty accurate, LOL

 

[MechDX]

I'm jealous man t what a great insight into your team

Meh. The only thing I really want to see is Mike Vrabel. Media that attends practices say he still has the attitude of a player and will be a "breakout star" because of his demeanor during practices.

Vrabel will make Dutch rip his shirt off and start rubbing his nipples.

Nate Ulrich ‏@NateUlrichABJ · 3m3 minutes ago
Told nobody is picking #Browns to finish better than 4th in AFC North, HC Mike Pettine quipped, "Call the league. Cancel the season."

You done pissed off Stone Cold Pettine. AFC North is fucked! #IBelieve Kave!

 

[chuckddd]

You see Ike is interning

I'd like it if they kept him further away. Too easy to have him suit up if someone gets hurt.

 

[BlackGhost]

I want to thank based Pizza turtle God sanjuro for my free Dominos pizza tonight, but not the MLB.

That's my guy Pettine :")

 

[jakncoke]

I'd like it if they kept him further away. Too easy to have him suit up if someone gets hurt.

haha

 

[Dega]

I want to thank based Pizza turtle God sanjuro for my free Dominos pizza tonight, but not the MLB.

That's my guy Pettine :")

What should we get?

 

[WesternHeretic]

That gif gonna be handy when he is traded to the browns.



That just makes your comment make even less sense.

The browns already fucked us in Draft Day. Never doing business with them again.