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Can I be in charge of your science division? There is like a 90% chance I'll go through a mad scientist phase, imagine how much fun that would be!

You will enjoy him ragging on the dolphins everyday until he gets caught cooking the books and pens it all on you like a true pats fan.
 
Can I be in charge of your science division? There is like a 90% chance I'll go through a mad scientist phase, imagine how much fun that would be!

I feel like we need mad scientists, so yes.

But, you must use your science for good. Like saving the oceans/rainforests, building Gronk clones, curing cancer, figure out how we can have dogs speak like in UP and that sort of stuff.
 
I feel like we need mad scientists, so yes.

But, you must use your science for good. Like saving the oceans/rainforests, building Gronk clones, curing cancer, figure out how we can have dogs speak like in UP and that sort of stuff.

Think of me as a similar Professor Farnsworth but with less doomsday devices
I said less...not none
 
Explain this joke

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Taking the over. I'm sorry if there's so little noteworthy news links as camps start opening. At least I linked Watt trying the Nae Nae and Foster playing the piano to pass the day. *shrugs*
 
Seattle Sportsnet ‏@alexSSN 4h4 hours ago

Michael Bennett, married, wants more money.

Kam Chancellor, engaged, wants more money.

Russell Wilson, Ciara, wants more money.
 
lol squicken is joining Dega Corp

No way in hell.

Shirtless Investments already got the deal in. We can pay him more, offer him complete health care, access to our pool parties, unlimited usage of the company jet and we will buy him a home wherever he pleases.

I look out for my bros.
 
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