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NFL Pre-Preseason Thread |OT| Milana Vayntrub presents "Wet Dreaming of a Super Bowl"
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Dutch Gronk
Banned
I've been waiting for years for you to start your own multi-billion dollar enterprise and hire me but you are slacking.
Give it time, friend.
You and Jon are gonna be my vice-presidents. Jabee is gonna lead the marketing division and Grover will lead the East coast division.
LOL why? What would Jerry do anyways?
Himynameischris
Member
Can I be in charge of your science division? There is like a 90% chance I'll go through a mad scientist phase, imagine how much fun that would be!
You will enjoy him ragging on the dolphins everyday until he gets caught cooking the books and pens it all on you like a true pats fan.
Himynameischris
Member
Eh I've worked in finance for 10 years, I'll catch him before he can do anything and I'll just pin it all on bread.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
You guys can work for me
You won't get paid anything though
You won't get paid anything though
a panthers fan said he had a pipe and grinder, thats what that falls under
Dutch Gronk
Banned
I feel like we need mad scientists, so yes.
But, you must use your science for good. Like saving the oceans/rainforests, building Gronk clones, curing cancer, figure out how we can have dogs speak like in UP and that sort of stuff.
Why are all of you joining him? Let's make our own and put them out of business!
I do
Should be jail time.
I do
Should be jail time.
Oh, I see. Thanks! I guess a bong counts as one too huh
Yes, he should be exiled to be in the Red Sox roster for all of September.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Yes
darkside31337
Tomodachi wa Mahou
yes its the greatest cd of all time in the same way mark sanchez is the greatest qb of all time.
I think we can do better than your lemonade stand.
Can the jail time end before week 1? He has a primetime game to play at
Himynameischris
Member
Think of me as a similar Professor Farnsworth but with less doomsday devices
I said less...not none
Why you keep picking on my buddy?
squee!
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Explain this joke
who are you
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Bitch you can't stop me
He's deflecting. He knows NE is shit.
Who are YOU?
You can't have him.
why the fuck would i want him
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Squicken can run the Texas and the Oil divisions
You're not an NFL player, though.
don't tell me what i am
You make people fat.
Dega, have you eaten at Pappadeux before? I'm wondering if it's any good.
One night stands the Dream?
One night stands the Dream?
you don't know me
fwbs
some people (gata and jabee) seem younger than they really are so i was giving a year cushion for that possibility.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
No way in hell.
Shirtless Investments already got the deal in. We can pay him more, offer him complete health care, access to our pool parties, unlimited usage of the company jet and we will buy him a home wherever he pleases.
I look out for my bros.