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NFL Pre-Preseason Thread |OT| Milana Vayntrub presents "Wet Dreaming of a Super Bowl"

Colasante

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I see Belicheat is locking the reporters who tried to measure the ball inflation in a room.

Ball don't lie.

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TheFatOne

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Holy shit I completely forgot about Dobson for the Pats lol what a bust. At least they snatched Lafell last year. Lafell is such a steal. Not a number one receiver, but he was very productive and consistent last season. Made some big catches in the clutch as well. Really like the Pats offense going into this season. It's great that they now have another serviceable TE as well. I think Chandler has a really good shot at getting something like 700-800 yards receiving. Which would be perfect.
 
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-st-louis-rams-1721321024

Since the Rams last made the playoffs in 04-05 season, every other team in the NFC has made the postseason.....twice.

For the love of God, just suck in Los Angeles already.

We adopted a puppy and we really enjoyed that puppy. When that dog was five years old, it was the best. For a brief period, he was the best dog on turf. But then that puppy got older and grumpier and started pooping on the floor. Then you’d clean it up, but you’d look at the picture of you and your dog from 1999 and remember the good times. Now that it looks like your dog is going to die, you’re not sad. You’ve been hearing he might leave for like three years and preparing yourself. So when he does die, you’re not going to feel sad. You’re going to be glad it’s over.

Maybe now you’ll take up woodworking on fall Sundays while listening to NPR and having a cup of warm cider (that you also painstakingly make now since you have so much free time on Sundays). Maybe you’ll donate some wooden toys to some less fortunate kids making you feel like a good person and setting a good example for your young son who likes spending happy time with you in the workshop learning the value of a craft rather than grousing while watching that mean old dog.

No you’re not going to be sad that dog died. You’re going to be happy it’s dead freeing you from the shackles of being a loyal fan and opening the door to your becoming a better person. Fuck that stupid fucking dog.

We’re going to spend a few hundred million taxpayer dollars to fund a stadium that houses a team we don’t support that is probably going to end up leaving anyway. But hey, Nick Foles!
 
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