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[jakncoke]

I have typed kik instead of lol before. But not because I was drunk. Because I cant type.

We need to get you drunk and send you to a all hands strip club for your own good

 

[Line_HTX]

he was drunk enough to see a E

I've never heard of that word before. What is that anyway?

We need to get you drunk and send you to a all hands strip club for your own good

Now that, I would pay to see. XD

 

[JABEE]

Brady said practice was to "destroy the phone so that no one can ever reset it or do something where ... the info is available to anybody."

https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/628683148281389056

Not guilty

 

[MRSA]

You seem to love him because you post that more than he posts here in general.

Pats fans are the worst

 

[jakncoke]

I've never heard of that word before. What is that anyway?

kike? its a jewish slur

 

[JABEE]

I have never heard of Kik. I just thought it was weird how close it was to a slur. I am not drunk, not did I read it as a slur. Lol

 

[Goro Majima]

We need to get you drunk and send you to a all hands strip club for your own good

He'd just appreciate the squishiness and the bouncy aspects.

 

[Himynameischris]

So the girl wants to meet for dinner tonight, hmmmm I don't know if I'm in the mood on a Tuesday.

 

[chuckddd]

"I may have had Dave -- no, I didn't. I didn't ask John about it. I don't think I did. I mean, it could have been the two of them there together at the same time."

Listen to this slippery bitch. Definitely guilty.

 

[jakncoke]

So the girl wants to meet for dinner tonight, hmmmm I don't know if I'm in the mood on a Tuesday.

sharp dinnner maybe lead to wet cooter. only thing to risk she says no you head home jack the dolphin which you'd do anyways. no losses in battle

 

[JABEE]

Brady is guilty as sin.

 

[cdyhybrid]

"I may have had Dave -- no, I didn't. I didn't ask John about it. I don't think I did. I mean, it could have been the two of them there together at the same time."

Listen to this slippery bitch. Definitely guilty.

Trying to make up his story on the fly.

 

[Line_HTX]

Brady is more of a Slip n'Slide expert than Gronky Gronk.

 

[bionic77]

https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/628683148281389056

Not guilty

Not in New England he ain't!

In New England this is worse than 9/11 (which was their fault).

 

[Bowser]

https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/628683148281389056

Not guilty

 

[DMczaf]

https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/628683148281389056

Not guilty

Sounds reasonable to me.

 

[chuckddd]

The e-mail that John Jastremski sent -- pardon me -- it's a text that John Jastremski sent to you on January 19th at 10:54 in the morning, the one that says, "FYI, Dave will be picking your brain later about it. He's not accusing me or anyone, just trying to get to the bottom of it. He knows it's unrealistic you did it yourself." Around that time, were you aware that Dave Schoenfeld had been tasked with the responsibility to look into the ball deflation issues?

Brady - What do you mean?

 

[Himynameischris]

Brady is more of a Slip n'Slide expert than Gronky Gronk.

:jnc
I'm sure Giselle loves to experiment

sharp dinnner maybe lead to wet cooter. only thing to risk she says no you head home jack the dolphin which you'd do anyways. no losses in battle

Hmmm either I'm drunk or you're more coherent than usual. Good advice though, I'll go for the cooter as you so call it.

 

[Goro Majima]

So the girl wants to meet for dinner tonight, hmmmm I don't know if I'm in the mood on a Tuesday.

First date?

Dinner is a trap. Meet for happy hour and keep dinner open as an option.

 

[Dega]

:jnc
I'm sure Giselle loves to experiment



Hmmm either I'm drunk or you're more coherent than usual. Good advice though, I'll go for the cooter as you so call it.

Maybe jak has reached a higher level of drunkenness which allows him to be drunk but in a much more controlled manner. A super drunk. Are you glowing Jak?

 

[sf2fanatic]

So the girl wants to meet for dinner tonight, hmmmm I don't know if I'm in the mood on a Tuesday.

You killing me smalls!!

 

[Colasante]

 

[Himynameischris]

Yeah I think I'll do the drinks thing instead, that way I can bail out quicker if I'm bored. Yeah it's a first date, my co-worker set it up while we were at lunch today lol

 

[Goro Majima]

Yeah I think I'll do the drinks thing instead, that way I can bail out quicker if I'm bored. Yeah it's a first date, my co-worker set it up while we were at lunch today lol

Cheaper and less pressure too.

Nothing worse than finishing just the appetizer and realizing that yall don't click while waiting on that well done steak she ordered.

 

[Himynameischris]

Cheaper and less pressure too.

Nothing worse than finishing just the appetizer and realizing that yall don't click while waiting on that well done steak she ordered.

I'd walk out if she pulled that shit,

 

[chuckddd]

Cheaper and less pressure too.

Nothing worse than finishing just the appetizer and realizing that yall don't click while waiting on that well done steak she ordered.

If she orders a well done steak, leave that instant.

^ Good man. Trejo would be proud.

 

[jakncoke]

I'd walk out if she pulled that shit,

punt her anyone that orders well done steaks

 

[Line_HTX]

Okay, Judge O'Brien. WHO TAKES IT?! WHO'S CUISINE PASSING REIGNS SUPREME?!

 

[ampere]

But really, why not get a burger if you only like well done meat. Although I think that's even too cooked for burger meat.

 

[Konka]

I found a girl for coldplay on local tinder.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Or Taco Tuesday place with a happy hour.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Unless my steak can still make some kind of muffled mooing noise it's too well done for me.

 

[CrocMother]

Get your Bibles ready!

FUCK I want Tebow on my team!

EDIT: Don't post pics of random girls profiles you creeps

 

[JABEE]

The trick for Sam Bradford & @Eagles to do an extension on his contract is to tie his potential 2016 salary (or beyond) to playtime.

https://twitter.com/mortreport/status/628688307870920710

Why would Bradford sign an extension like this?

 

[jakncoke]

what does hippegrease mean does that mean she stuck in the 50s

 

[chuckddd]

FUCK I want Tebow on my team!

Tebow is on our team. He is the qb for those of us who are pure of heart and of innocent minds. The one true quarterback. Repent, sinners!

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

I need to make a gif of Tebow destroying Brady with some form of energy/heavenly light.

 

[JABEE]

The Eagles are God's team.

 

[CrocMother]

I'm not even Christian and I would bring a bible to practice for him to sign

The Eagles are God's team.

Like Sodom and Gamorrah God wanted to smite them down for their evil injury booing ways but instead he sent his one and only QB Tebow to try and save them

 

[Himynameischris]

Or Taco Tuesday place with a happy hour.

Taco Tuesday is perfect!

 

[Konka]

what does hippegrease mean does that mean she stuck in the 50s

She doesn't shampoo her hair.

 

[chuckddd]

There are plenty of other religions that use the bible, other than christianity. You know this, right? Of course, they're all sinners and will face the wrath of Timmy, nonetheless.

 

[jakncoke]

The Eagles are God's team.

to non existence

 

[Goro Majima]

She doesn't shampoo her hair.

jerryseinfeldimout.gif

 

[Mindlog]

A social messaging app, like WhatsApp...

Why not just exchange phone numbers? Who the fuck knows.

Only olds call text anymore. It's all about that instantaneous contact.

Goes back to my previous comments on age/2 + 7 :jnc

Unless my steak can still make some kind of muffled mooing noise it's too well done for me.

Fuckin' right.

 

[cajunator]

What is hippegrease? Stay away from that girl.

 

[sf2fanatic]

What is hippegrease? Stay away from that girl.

No squeeeeee?

 

[ampere]

How does Tebow feel about women's rights?

 

[jakncoke]

How does Tebow feel about women's rights?

get pregnant and take care of them im sure

 

[CrocMother]

jerryseinfeldimout.gif

Ever read the epic gaf thread on people preaching stopping using shampoo and soap?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432077