I have typed kik instead of lol before. But not because I was drunk. Because I cant type.
We need to get you drunk and send you to a all hands strip club for your own good
I have typed kik instead of lol before. But not because I was drunk. Because I cant type.
he was drunk enough to see a E
We need to get you drunk and send you to a all hands strip club for your own good
Albert Breer said:Brady said practice was to "destroy the phone so that no one can ever reset it or do something where ... the info is available to anybody."
You seem to love him because you post that more than he posts here in general.
I've never heard of that word before. What is that anyway?
We need to get you drunk and send you to a all hands strip club for your own good
So the girl wants to meet for dinner tonight, hmmmm I don't know if I'm in the mood on a Tuesday.
"I may have had Dave -- no, I didn't. I didn't ask John about it. I don't think I did. I mean, it could have been the two of them there together at the same time."
Listen to this slippery bitch. Definitely guilty.
Not in New England he ain't!
Brady is more of a Slip n'Slide expert than Gronky Gronk.
sharp dinnner maybe lead to wet cooter. only thing to risk she says no you head home jack the dolphin which you'd do anyways. no losses in battle
So the girl wants to meet for dinner tonight, hmmmm I don't know if I'm in the mood on a Tuesday.
:jnc
I'm sure Giselle loves to experiment
Hmmm either I'm drunk or you're more coherent than usual. Good advice though, I'll go for the cooter as you so call it.
So the girl wants to meet for dinner tonight, hmmmm I don't know if I'm in the mood on a Tuesday.
Yeah I think I'll do the drinks thing instead, that way I can bail out quicker if I'm bored. Yeah it's a first date, my co-worker set it up while we were at lunch today lol
Cheaper and less pressure too.
Nothing worse than finishing just the appetizer and realizing that yall don't click while waiting on that well done steak she ordered.
Cheaper and less pressure too.
Nothing worse than finishing just the appetizer and realizing that yall don't click while waiting on that well done steak she ordered.
I'd walk out if she pulled that shit,
Get your Bibles ready!
Chris Mortensen said:The trick for Sam Bradford & @Eagles to do an extension on his contract is to tie his potential 2016 salary (or beyond) to playtime.
FUCK I want Tebow on my team!
The Eagles are God's team.
Or Taco Tuesday place with a happy hour.
what does hippegrease mean does that mean she stuck in the 50s
The Eagles are God's team.
She doesn't shampoo her hair.
Only oldsA social messaging app, like WhatsApp...
Why not just exchange phone numbers? Who the fuck knows.
Fuckin' right.Unless my steak can still make some kind of muffled mooing noise it's too well done for me.
No squeeeeee?What is hippegrease? Stay away from that girl.
How does Tebow feel about women's rights?
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