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NFL Pre-Preseason Thread |OT| Milana Vayntrub presents "Wet Dreaming of a Super Bowl"
- Thread starter Goro Majima
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After a few years of not playing, my golf addiction is definitely back. Would never call myself a good golfer, but got the rust off and play pretty decently. Looking all over the area at what courses look interesting to check out. With summer hours ending soon (half day Friday), I may have to look into going golfing Sunday Mornings before Football.
Now I wish I had gone golfing when I was on vacation in St John's to see some of the lovely courses there!
Zvonimir Boban
Banned
Fucks sake Bread, we're talking about a child here. Have some decency please.
And get Battlefield on.
Himynameischris
Member
Co-worker (girl) just came by and smelled me....said I smelled great
Edit: Should I go pee on her before someone else gets to her?
Edit: Should I go pee on her before someone else gets to her?
Would you really want your kid to end up being a pro football player?He'll end up a Steeler
The other pro sports seem a lot more attractive as a parent who loves his kids.
Unless your kid is a long snapper or kicker he is probably going to end up with serious head trauma from playing and it is not worth it (at least I don't think so).
Smell her ass first.
Smell her feet first.
Weirdo
have this be your ringtone and have somebody call you when she is near
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKJmlMXPbm4
Your attitude is like your penis, don't give a fuck.
What would cajun do?
8 X 11 Printer Paper
Member
Ask her if she has a Waifu.
Himynameischris
Member
lol I'll do this
Im never going to have kids but in theory I dont worry about the little stuff. Thats why you have a grey bush right now, your wife has gator purses and you're balding.
You obviously don't know how this game is played.
WesternHeretic
Member
Watched ESPN for the first time like since Feb... all they talk about is Brady. =(
Himynameischris
Member
I'm no wienke if that's what you're suggesting
That was your first mistake
WesternHeretic
Member
Bruh first time in 6 months. I think 6 months was pretty impressive!
Bald actually and thats probably more genetics (though it can't be coincidence that the remainder fell out within 9 months of having kids).
Honestly having A kid would have been nothing as my wife doesn't work. Twins was a fucking kick to the balls though. Especially as we didn't have family nearby to help out. I love being a dad though. You have to give up some other shit but that shit doesn't seem important once you have kids.
And I don't have grey hair you drunk bastard!
We already had a gay athlete. Jenner did the trans angle.
Foster is now the washed up guy who is going to bask in the spotlight and represent the atheists and get ESPN some clicks.
I dont give a flyin squeak
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Why wouldn't they talk about the Superbowl champion
Himynameischris
Member
I have some gray hairs (can't really tell because of the way I cut my hair)
I'll never be bald though, my grandfather still had hair until his 90s and my dad is still going strong too.
I'll never be bald though, my grandfather still had hair until his 90s and my dad is still going strong too.
8 X 11 Printer Paper
Member
I have some gray hairs (can't really tell because of the way I cut my hair)
I'll never be bald though, my grandfather still had hair until his 90s and my dad is still going strong too.
Just don't go complete crazy cat man when you hit your mid-life crisis.
You'll be okay. I've had some grey hair for about 17 years and I turned out fine!I have some gray hairs (can't really tell because of the way I cut my hair)
I'll never be bald though, my grandfather still had hair until his 90s and my dad is still going strong too.
it proves that god is the reason most players are able to play an entire season without getting hurt
I sensed disrespect today...but it felt different. It felt a lot more painful...
Hey look I forgot I had a copy of the Texans Cycle jpeg!
Please forgive me Kave
Himynameischris
Member
Hey, as long as you're not going to be balding, you'll do just fine.
Coldnoodle
Member
Bobby Jindal is the worst.
Vote him out Cajun.
Vote him out Cajun.
The article read exactly like that. I can understand it to a degree, but it's just hard for me to even take ESPN at face value anymore.
What's next on the list of things that we need athletes to be the face of?
There has to be a God, because your organization is Satan, and Tom is Satan's anus. We all know what that makes Belicheat.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
You and colts game are the literal devil and will go to hell.
So you're saying Irsay has a deal with Belichick ?
Sleeping in your jeans is still the weirdest thing I've read here, and that's saying something.
According to Football Outsiders Adjusted Games Lost (AGL) metric, the Giants have been one of the least fortunate teams in terms of being affected by injuries. Their AGL rankings for the Giants for the last five years:
2010: 22nd
2011: 26th
2012: 25th
2013: 32nd
2014: 32nd
Used to it all by now. It would be funny if it weren't already greatly annoying. Berhe and McClain seem to be out a while, too. Berhe was already competing for a Safety starting spot, but then they signed Jeromy Miles and Josh Gordy. Now Bennett Jackson seems in line to be one of the guys.
if tom is satan's anus then satan has the prettiest anus of all
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
It's 104 degrees out right now and the thought of sleeping in jeans is the worst. What kind of sick fuck do you have to be to sleep in jeans during this time of year?
Im sorry Kave.
I was possessed by the heathens and non believers in this thread.
Please.
No one is ever really sorry for making fun of the Browns.
CrocMother
Banned
Not only do Football players suffer more long-term injuries, their careers are pretty short on average and they make peanuts compared to BBall and Baseball players due to their shit ass union.
Only a fool would direct their freak athlete child toward being a football player.
Yeah but 2 SB more than makes up for it, and lets face it those were some of the luckiest wins ever
Only a fool would direct their freak athlete child toward being a football player.
Yeah but 2 SB more than makes up for it, and lets face it those were some of the luckiest wins ever
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
^gastropubs are the best thing ever
Oh fuck you by the way, don't think I didn't notice this!
Oh fuck you by the way, don't think I didn't notice this!
Himynameischris
Member
Alligatorjandro
Banned
They are also pretty good at not having water.