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NFL Pre-Preseason Thread |OT| Milana Vayntrub presents "Wet Dreaming of a Super Bowl"
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CrocMother
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From the ESPN 2015 Body Issue, the Indianapolis offensive linemen, giving new meaning to the "O" line. That last pic tho. (I'll go ahead and spoiler tag it in case you guys don't want mostly naked men on your screen):
Dutch Gronk
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Do you still love me?
Himynameischris
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Rando!!! I missed you buddy! of course I'll play with you!!
PSN Maguss I'll add you right now!
DeaconKnowledge
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But that same corner got stabbed by his girlfriend the night previous!
It has everything!
A legacy of championships that the current characters can't live up to - 70s Steelers
A respected coach that can't win the big one - Cowher
Crushing defeats - the 01 and 04 AFC Championships
A beloved retiring veteran coming back for one more year - Bettis
The brash and fiery leader of the team - Joey Porter
The clean cut young prodigy - Ben Roethlisberger
A promise of ultimate glory after a crushing defeat - Ben promising Bettis he'd get him to the Super Bowl
The team at its lowest point after getting destroyed by not 1 but 2 antagonists (The Bengals and Colts) -
Seemingly insurmountable odds - Steelers at 7-5 and needing to win EVERY REMAINING GAME just to make the playoffs as a 6th seed, and no 6th Seed has EVER won the Super Bowl in NFL history
Iconic moment -
Redemption against the villain #2 - defeating the heavily favored Bengals (after Kimo takes out Palmer)
The hero's brush with death -
Redemption against the villain #1 - narrowly defeating the Colts, by the string of a shoe
Homecoming - Bettis playing his final game in his hometown
Passing the torch - Bettis to Willie Parker
Ultimate Victory and a retirement on the podium
It even had Comic relief -
It's like Disney wrote the bitch!
CrocMother
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Also there are a few of OBJ, I won't spoiler tag this one because it's too cool and also not as risque:
WesternHeretic
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You should leave this thread Rando you're too innocent to get corrupted by these fucking animals.
You'll get to see Bradford play all the way up till February. It'll be fun.
Can people trust them again? I don't think they are in the Northeast either.
I like Ice Cream though.
Grover Cleveland
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rando, this place is a hellhole now. Go back to the MLB thread before you sully yourself hanging around with these heathens.
happy i didn't make that list
Alligatorjandro
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You are too innocent
I only play with friends, sorry.
But that same corner got stabbed by his girlfriend the night previous!
It has everything!
A legacy of championships that the current characters can't live up to - 70s Steelers
A respected coach that can't win the big one - Cowher
Crushing defeats - the 01 and 04 AFC Championships
A beloved retiring veteran coming back for one more year - Bettis
The brash and fiery leader of the team - Joey Porter
The clean cut young prodigy - Ben Roethlisberger
A promise of ultimate glory after a crushing defeat - Ben promising Bettis he'd get him to the Super Bowl
The team at its lowest point after getting destroyed by not 1 but 2 antagonists (The Bengals and Colts) -
Seemingly insurmountable odds - Steelers at 7-5 and needing to win EVERY REMAINING GAME just to make the playoffs as a 6th seed, and no 6th Seed has EVER won the Super Bowl in NFL history
Iconic moment -
Redemption against the villain #2 - defeating the heavily favored Bengals (after Kimo takes out Palmer)
The hero's brush with death -
Redemption against the villain #1 - narrowly defeating the Colts, by the string of a shoe
Homecoming - Bettis playing his final game in his hometown
Passing the torch - Bettis to Willie Parker
Ultimate Victory and a retirement on the podium
It even had Comic relief -
It's like Disney wrote the bitch!
Wow, not a single mention of Manning choking, I'm proud of you. :')
WesternHeretic
Member
You're on the same list as Cajun, Wienke, Xia, JNA and the other animus.
DeaconKnowledge
Member
That's a different script. It's either horror (Colts fans, Broncos fans, Tabris ) or Comedy (everyone else) depending on who's reading it.
Colts "O line". lol
Since the start of the Super Bowl, 1967 (48 Seasons):
Broncos: 56.5%
Raiders: 55.3%
Post-Merger, 1970 - 2014 (45 seasons):
Broncos: 58.1%
Raiders: 53.0%
Pre-Merger 1960-1969 (10 seasons):
Broncos: 29.3%
Raiders: 56.8%
Broncos have been better longer. As well as more consistently (over a longer set of years). The Raiders overall win percentage is slightly better simply due a dominance in a ten year period.
Alligatorjandro
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Moarliek Russ-L
Alligatorjandro
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Ranaway-do14
Gator pls we are friend we should not speak this way to each other, we should instead be having barbecues and playing games together
Grover Cleveland
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I mean, the only thing I'm going to play Wussy for the fact that he's taking care of Future's kid for free.
I can't give him too big an L for the no sex thing because he's still holding down a chick that most of us can only dream of being with.
I can't give him too big an L for the no sex thing because he's still holding down a chick that most of us can only dream of being with.
I see no beer mentioned in this sentence.
You failed me, Rando.
Currently finishing off a 750 ml bottle of Belgian 8% beer. jak'd up
Alligatorjandro
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I apologize
Its funny to turn espn on today. JA Adande throwing a tantrum because he thinks private medical records is okay to show, but cctv video of something occuring in public(like the punch by the fsu kid) is not.
Its funny how someone like Woody Paige, just an employee at ESPN and a guy who fucks around on tv, doesnt believe that was right, but a guy who is near the top of espn like Adande saying this is ok, shows how Espn is turning into tmz versus the old school mentality of some privacy.
Its funny how someone like Woody Paige, just an employee at ESPN and a guy who fucks around on tv, doesnt believe that was right, but a guy who is near the top of espn like Adande saying this is ok, shows how Espn is turning into tmz versus the old school mentality of some privacy.
Himynameischris
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Ugh headaches at work are the 2nd worst next to pat fans, only 3 hours to go....
Woody Paige is borderline mentally retarded though. He used to be a Denver guy. Him and Kislza have pretty bad takes typically.
ether
Makes it easier to remember how to spell his name, at least.
Play DOTA with us, friend!
Goro Majima
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Mrs. Gata pls don't post for your son
"The ethics of the situation are a different matter, but legally speaking, ESPN and Schefter are in the clear."
UNBELIEVABLE! How could they just get away with it? I thought Schefter was smarter than that. That's just going outside the boundaries of reporting. Can't the hospital or JPP just sue them anyways?
UNBELIEVABLE! How could they just get away with it? I thought Schefter was smarter than that. That's just going outside the boundaries of reporting. Can't the hospital or JPP just sue them anyways?
Honestly I look forward to it because flavorwise everything else that I have been trying to replace it with has been disappointing.
Ive actually gone more for yogurt since then.
On a positive note, there is still a New orleans ice cream maker that makes a decent creole cream cheese so I might stick with them.
Its really difficult to find flavors like pecan pralines and cream and rocky road though.
Alligatorjandro
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Racist
Goro Majima
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Rocky road is hard to find?
I feel like that's one of those top 5 most common flavor things.
I know thats why its funny for him to be the voice of reason. The other two on the show were just kind of watching what they were saying and skewing around the question.
Adande was the most vocal and emotional, usually he's the laid back suck up. He has a lot of power within ESPN supposedly- and it shows because he has the TMZ mentality that shows like Sportscenter and some of the reporters there have.
you would think, but no.
A bunch of ice cream makers make all these mixed up "artisan" flavors and shit.
There are some interesting sounding ones but nothing simple like cookies and cream.
Granted the ice cream selection at Walmart usually sucks anyway, but thats where I go to get ice cream because its literally next door to the office building.
I don't watch ESPN. I know of all these guys due to popular culture, and snippets here and there.
If it's anything like Colin Cowherd's radio show, it's garbage media.
Alligatorjandro
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You must have a shit Walmart
Himynameischris
Member
"The ethics of the situation are a different matter, but legally speaking, ESPN and Schefter are in the clear."
UNBELIEVABLE! How could they just get away with it? I thought Schefter was smarter than that. That's just going outside the boundaries of reporting. Can't the hospital or JPP just sue them anyways?
Freedom of the press I believe, as long as they weren't the ones who illegal obtained a picture they can post it.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
I dunno anymore.
Yeah, you're right... I don't know why that slipped my mind...