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NFL Pre-Preseason Thread |OT| Milana Vayntrub presents "Wet Dreaming of a Super Bowl"

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MechDX

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NFL ‏@NFL · 11m11 minutes ago
Joe Flacco benefiting from offseason work with his new backup QB: http://bit.ly/1UHDybb
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SCHOOOOB!

Dega said:
I asked to be added to that allegiance list like 4 years ago and never was. I don't even want to be on it now lol.
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I don't remember ever seeing you until 6 months ago. squeeze!!!
 
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Wynnebeck

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zychi said:
Theyll likely sweep bears and vikes this year. Both defenses are below league average
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Himynameischris said:
Wut? Not that I think theyll go undefeated but you use those teams as your evidence against?
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Yes.


1. Bears - John Fox plus strengthened defense and chip on shoulder Cutler? Packers loss on Season Kickoff.

2. Seahawks - Own our asses. No win at Lambeau.

3. 49ers - Own our asses. Loss.

4. Vikings - No All Day has lulled Sconis into thinking the Packers might be on the upside of a run blocking unit. AP will knock the Packers back down to Earth. Loss.

5. Rams - Bradford. Nuff said.

Packers are going 10-6 if we don't choke on a common game.
 
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Himynameischris

Member
Alligatorjandro said:
I'll have to try that when I met your mom again for sex.
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*Meet, for fuck sakes gata take an elementary class in English.

Wynnebeck said:
Yes.


1. Bears - John Fox plus strengthened defense and chip on shoulder Cutler? Packers loss on Season Kickoff.

2. Seahawks - Own our asses. No win at Lambeau.

3. 49ers - Own our asses. Loss.

4. Vikings - No All Day has lulled Sconis into thinking the Packers might be on the upside of a run blocking unit. AP will knock the Packers back down to Earth. Loss.

5. Rams - Bradford. Nuff said.

Packers are going 10-6 if we don't choke on a common game.
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Bruh...come on, the Seahawks I give you,

The Bears? They have cutler...that's not a good thing. It's been 10 years, he's no good. Time to move on.

9ers? You know they literally exploded this off season right? I mean...they might as well be an expansion team at this point.

Vikings are the only other team I can see because AP is back but still the rest of the team is no bueno.

Rams....you know MR. IR is on the Eagles now right? And they traded him for Foles...lets just say you don't trade away franchise QBs in this league....

Bread said:
i will be there within a year i promise you my friend
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I've fallen for your lies before friend, I won't believe it till we're sipping on craft beer at the beach watching the señoritas
 
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zychi

Banned
Wynnebeck said:
Yes.


1. Bears - John Fox plus strengthened defense and chip on shoulder Cutler? Packers loss on Season Kickoff.

2. Seahawks - Own our asses. No win at Lambeau.

3. 49ers - Own our asses. Loss.

4. Vikings - No All Day has lulled Sconis into thinking the Packers might be on the upside of a run blocking unit. AP will knock the Packers back down to Earth. Loss.

5. Rams - Bradford. Nuff said.

Packers are going 10-6 if we don't choke on a common game.
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Bradford is on the eagles. Just posting that shows you're trolling
 
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ampere

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Wynnebeck said:
Yes.


1. Bears - John Fox plus strengthened defense and chip on shoulder Cutler? Packers loss on Season Kickoff.

2. Seahawks - Own our asses. No win at Lambeau.

3. 49ers - Own our asses. Loss.

4. Vikings - No All Day has lulled Sconis into thinking the Packers might be on the upside of a run blocking unit. AP will knock the Packers back down to Earth. Loss.

5. Rams - Bradford. Nuff said.

Packers are going 10-6 if we don't choke on a common game.
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:jnc

Especially the Bears and 9ers bits
 
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cdyhybrid

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So the Kings have Boogie Cousins and George Karl at each other's throats, they signed Rajon Rondo, and now they're looking at bringing in Josh Smith? :jnc

It brings me nothing but joy that David Stern's last major act as commish is going to result in the absolute wasteland that is professional basketball in Sacramento.
 
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WesternHeretic

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Bread said:
lmao

seahawks fans are insane
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Not in talent you uneducated dumb fuck in terms of building brand. That's his main goal. His goal isn't to be the best NFL player of all time it's to build the RW3 brand. Him becoming "best QB" is like a secondary goal and reality that why he just use the term "best QB I can be" it's a cop out, and excuse for basically saying I care more about the money.

You guys really think LeBron has the cut throat mentality of a MJ or Kobe? Nah LeBron is about building LeBron brand first. Winning comes 2nd. Russell and to a extent RG3 is the same way. Only difference is Russell is actually competent unlike RG3.
 
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Kastrioti

Persecution Complex
If we're going basketball analogies, Matthew Stafford is Tim Duncan. God given talent, humble and loyal to the city that drafted him. Doesn't have time for music videos and does not seek public attention or admiration for his God given talent. He just works everyday at improving his craft and being the best he can be at his particular position.
 
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AbortedWalrusFetus

Member
Kastrioti said:
If we're going basketball analogies, Matthew Stafford is Tim Duncan. God given talent, humble and loyal to the city that drafted him. Doesn't have time for music videos and does not seek public attention or admiration for his God given talent. He just works everyday at improving his craft and being the best he can be at his particular position.
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He reminds me of a young man named Shawn Bradley. He had all of the physical attributes that would make you think he'd be great at the game, but he actually completely sucked. Then again, Shawn Bradley wasn't obese.
 
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Bread

Banned
WesternHeretic said:
Not in talent you uneducated dumb fuck in terms of building brand. That's his main goal. His goal isn't to be the best NFL player of all time it's to build the RW3 brand. Him becoming "best QB" is like a secondary goal and reality that why he just use the term "best QB I can be" it's a cop out, and excuse for basically saying I care more about the money.

You guys really think LeBron has the cut throat mentality of a MJ or Kobe? Nah LeBron is about building LeBron brand first. Winning comes 2nd. Russell and to a extent RG3 is the same way. Only difference is Russell is actually competent unlike RG3.
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"Russell is literally LeBron of the NBA"
you can't say that sentence then specify that you only meant brand. learn the language brah.
 
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unknownstranger

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Kastrioti said:
If we're going basketball analogies, Matthew Stafford is Tim Duncan. God given talent, humble and loyal to the city that drafted him. Doesn't have time for music videos and does not seek public attention or admiration for his God given talent. He just works everyday at improving his craft and being the best he can be at his particular position.
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Stafford is the Tracy McGrady of the NFL, except not anywhere as good.
 
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zychi

Banned
rhfb said:
FFXIV looks like it would be more fun than more WoW at this point for me, but I'm waiting for ESO to go on sale just like you since it doesn't have the monthly fee and I only want to play whatever MMO I'm on at the moment for maybe 10 hours a month.


Also it looks like I'm going to a Broncos game... with the worst seats imaginable. Gonna bring the nose bleed seats to a whole new level lol
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Turns out my redboxes around me started carrying like 2 or 3 ps4 and x1 games. Rented ESO from there for $1.50. Maybe give that a try?

unknownstranger said:
Stafford is the Tracy McGrady of the NFL, except not anywhere as good.
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TMAC played in the finals and has playoff wins tho. Stafford is more like Carmelo Anthony, a stats monster, but terrible outside of the regular season
 
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Eleuin

Member
Wynnebeck said:
Yes.

Packers are going 10-6 if we don't choke on a common game.
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Can we trade this guy for JNA?

Seahawks is an L and I can see them dropping one to the Vikings but the rest of your list makes no fucking sense.

Possible Ls would be the Broncos, Chargers, Cards, Chiefs
 
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sf2fanatic

Member
Kastrioti said:
If we're going basketball analogies, Matthew Stafford is Tim Duncan. God given talent, humble and loyal to the city that drafted him. Doesn't have time for music videos and does not seek public attention or admiration for his God given talent. He just works everyday at improving his craft and being the best he can be at his particular position.
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:jnc



He's more like Stockton. Great but never gonna win a ring
 
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Kastrioti

Persecution Complex
Alligatorjandro said:
I'll have to try that when I met your mom again for sex.
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Bruh come on now

You disrespected the homeland of Chan, who is in deep meditation in the jungles of Cambodia, let alone Albania, which doesn't matter to me because I'm not about to get into Balkan politics.

Posts like this anger the Football Gods. Remember Ndamakong Suh, the most destructive defensive player since Lawrence Taylor, is now in your division and Tom Brady has to see him twice a year.

You don't wish on injuries against other players, no matter who they are, but you're wishing bad luck on your team and QB.

Next thing you know MRSA will post a pic of Bernard Pollard taking out Tom Bradys knee and MRSA doesn't have anything to lose. He's a Raiders fan.
 
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