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Giants got some good news with regard to Geoff Schwartz. The toe injury will not require surgery.

Conor Orr @ConorTOrr · 46m

Best case scenario for Schwarz. Walking boot for 7-10 days, rehab program to follow. Will be evaluated on a week to week basis. #nyg

Sounds like he may miss a game or two but not nearly as severe as things were looking.

Giants started cutting their roster down as well. The biggest stand out cut was Charles James. I said he had a good possibility of sticking thanks to his special teams contributions but he played terribly in this last game against the Jets and didn't make it.

Also, it looks like the Giants are sticking with kicker Josh Brown. Brandon McManus is being waived.

 

[Konka]

Alright guys it's time for a hostel etiquette quiz. This question will be in short answer form.

1. You return back to your room after a long day of walking around the city for an afternoon nap. Upon your arrival you reach to open your suitcase and notice a shirt, bra and panties on your green towel. They most likely belong to the girl snoring in the top bunk above you. What do you do?

Exhibit A:

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

So at this point it seems pretty likely that Finnegan is going to play a major role for the Dolphins this season. How much does he have left in the tank? I know he was awful in St. Louis so I am extremely skeptical but I guess the optimist would say his play there was hampered by injuries at times.

 

[gutshot]

Giants got some good news with regard to Geoff Schwartz. The toe injury will not require surgery.



Sounds like he may miss a game or two but not nearly as severe as things were looking.

Giants started cutting their roster down as well. The biggest stand out cut was Charles James. I said he had a good possibility of sticking thanks to his special teams contributions but he played terribly in this last game against the Jets and didn't make it.

Also, it looks like the Giants are sticking with kicker Josh Brown. Brandon McManus is being waived.

Local kid with a big leg plus experience kicking at the Linc? Sign him, Howie!

 

[Striker]

James being cut is good news for Bennett Jackson. Another active player on Specials.

Surprise one cut wasn't Hosley; suspension incoming and has not been good this pre-season.

 

[chuckddd]

Sniff them. #WWGD

 

[eznark]

So who picks up Mallett on Friday when he is cut?

 

[Futurevoid]

Surprise one cut wasn't Hosley; suspension incoming and has not been good this pre-season.

There's still time. Only 10 moves made so far.

 

[jakncoke]

Throw grapes at her till she stops snoring, its motherfucking 2:30 pm 3:30 . Wake up lazy bitch!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Alright guys it's time for a hostel etiquette quiz. This question will be in short answer form.

1. You return back to your room after a long day of walking around the city for an afternoon nap. Upon your arrival you reach to open your suitcase and notice a shirt, bra and panties on your green towel. They most likely belong to the girl snoring in the top bunk above you. What do you do?

Exhibit A:

How hot is she

 

[Konka]

Throw grapes at her till she stops snoring, its motherfucking 2:30 pm 3:30 . Wake up lazy bitch!

Jak that wouldn't be very nice. People get jet lagged flying. Who knows where she is from. Hell I was about to nap.


Gata I have no idea what she looks like. Based on the size of the clothes she isn't fat. That is all I know.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Why would she put that stuff on your stuff? Seems weird and rude to me.

smh Ireland

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Get a stick and move them off your stuff

 

[eznark]

Why would she put that stuff on your stuff? Seems weird and rude to me.

smh Ireland

Seems like she is looking to get frisky. Go for it Kunkka.

 

[Konka]

Why would she put that stuff on your stuff? Seems weird and rude to me.

smh Ireland

Or

 

[Fox318]

What you don't do:

Hello, have you heard the good news about the Philadelphia Eagles and the lord and savior Mark Sanchez?

 

[jakncoke]

Jak that wouldn't be very nice. People get jet lagged flying. Who knows where she is from. Hell I was about to nap.


Gata I have no idea what she looks like. Based on the size of the clothes she isn't fat. That is all I know.

Says the guy that just took a pic of her clothing and posted it to the internet where a bunch of weirdos like gata and coldnoodle will right click and save for later purposes.

 

[Himynameischris]

Maybe that's part of her mating ritual, get to it konka

 

[jakncoke]

What you don't do:

Hello, have you heard the good news about the Philadelphia Eagles and the lord and savior Mark Sanchez?

I doubt she knows about the USC thing

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Seems like she is looking to get frisky. Go for it Kunkka.

Or

Maybe that's part of her mating ritual, get to it konka

:jnc

I think you guys might be on to something.

 

[Konka]

Says the guy that just took a pic of her clothing and posted it to the internet where a bunch of weirdos like gata and coldnoodle will right click and save for later purposes.

It's not like they have a face or name to be associated with. She lost all expectation of privacy when she put them there.

 

[Fox318]

I doubt she knows about the USC thing

Kinda hard to sell the joke with somebody who is called Chip.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

How hot is she

I'm with Gata on this one.

 

[jakncoke]

It's not like they have a face or name to be associated with. She lost all expectation of privacy when she put them there.

weirdos going to weirdo man. They know she wears clothes and probably isnt fat, thats more than enough for internet dwellers.

 

[Konka]

:jnc

I think you guys might be on to something.

Well I'm not going anywhere for a while. Will see if she wakes up and gets out of bed.

 

[BlackGhost]

Definitely wants you to sniff them Konka, no doubt!
#JustDoIt

 

[Fox318]

Well I'm not going anywhere for a while. Will see if she wakes up and gets out of bed.

What if she browses Neogaf and this was a test?

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Well I'm not going anywhere for a while. Will see if she wakes up and gets out of bed.

I just imagine her waking up and you sitting there staring at her about 5 feet away. "Well hello there. Missing something?"

 

[eznark]

Well I'm not going anywhere for a while. Will see if she wakes up and gets out of bed.

Just lay you underwear and a condom on her suitcase. Complete the ritual.

 

[jakncoke]

What if she browses Neogaf and this was a test?

Does the rest of gaf even know this thread exists. I feel like 94%+ of GAF has some weird hatred towards sports and dont come around unless they are name dropped.

 

[Coldnoodle]

I just imagine her waking up and you sitting there staring at her about 5 feet away. "Well hello there. Missing something?"

Make sure you're wearing the bra and panties when you say that.

 

[bionic77]

Thats not cool that she opened his suitcase.

She is either a shitty person or dumber than Gata and was unable to tell the difference between her bag and Konka's.

The least likely explanation is that this is some secret code for 'show me your penis'.

My advice is to get a lock for your bag. If you really have game you can come up with some lame line asking her if those are her and if they are in your bag what is she wearing or something along those lines and see where it takes you (probably to another hostel after she complains about you). But I would just stick to locking my bag if it were me.

 

[Konka]

Thats not cool that she opened his suitcase.

She is either a shitty person or dumber than Gata and was unable to tell the difference between her bag and Konka's.

The least likely explanation is that this is some secret code for 'show me your penis'.

My advice is to get a lock for your bag. If you really have game you can come up with some lame line asking her if those are her and if they are in your bag what is she wearing or something along those lines and see where it takes you (probably to another hostel after she complains about you). But I would just stick to locking my bag if it were me.

She didn't open my bag. It was just sitting beside my bed with my towel on top and she just put her clothes on my towel. Most likely put them there and climbed up to the top bunk was tired and forgot about them.

 

[Himynameischris]

Just lay you underwear and a condom on her suitcase. Complete the ritual.

This.

 

[bionic77]

She didn't open my bag. It was just sitting beside my bed with my towel on top and she just put her clothes on my towel. Most likely put them there and climbed up to the top bunk was tired and forgot about them.

Then go for it.

Whether she is ugly or not.

You are both in a foreign land.

Just lie to us and tell us that she was smoking hot and could not get enough of you.

 

[gutshot]

Ireland is a country rich with romance although a traditional wedding proposal may seem to be lacking poetic prose. When ready to become engaged, the potential groom may ask his lover, "Would you like to be buried with my people?" or "Would you like to hang your washing next to mine?"

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Sounds like she wants to get hitched, bro.

 

[Konka]

Sounds like she wants to get hitched, bro.

Jnc

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Sneak a peek up there, maybe she's naked

 

[eznark]

Sneak a peek up there, maybe she's naked

fucking perverted little garden gnome

 

[captive]

hey guys, guess which team has been called for zero defensive holding or illegal contact?


if you guessed

Spoiler

the seahawks[/spoilers] you guessed correctly.

 

[jakncoke]

Then go for it.

Whether she is ugly or not.

You are both in a foreign land.

Just lie to us and tell us that she was smoking hot and could not get enough of you.

How he describes her

reality

 

[bionic77]

fucking perverted little garden gnome

:lol

And Gata wonders why he never gets invited to other GAFers houses.

Dude wants to share hookers that other people paid for and tries to sneak peaks at other people in a hostel.

 

[Fox318]

Is she a Unionist or a Nationalist?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

fucking perverted little garden gnome

It's obviously an invitation

 

[bionic77]

How he describes her

reality

Fuck you for that second picture.

 

[BannedEpisode]

If I learned anything from Downton Abby, low class Irish and British women are aching for Americans and fancy boys.

 

[Konka]

If I learned anything from Downton Abby, low class Irish and British women are aching for Americans and fancy boys.

Well given that she is staying here she probably isn't Irish.

Her and another girls alarms just went off at the same time. They both hit snooze.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Yesterday I learned that it's Downton Abbey and not Downtown.

 

[Vyroxis]

Yesterday I learned that it's Downton Abbey and not Downtown.

Holy shit, really?

 

[BlackGhost]

Sneak a peek up there, maybe she's naked

It's obviously an invitation

LOL, maybe Gata is really Dennis from is always sunny. Instead of Dee

Yesterday I learned that it's Downton Abbey and not Downtown.

Said this same thing last night.