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NFL Preseason/Training Camp 2014 |OT| - This is our year!

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
Or on the shrine you'll build of her inside your closet.

Dude you joke but I've read things in the OT where that doesn't seem too far from the case. Too many guys out there playing the "long game" of "maybe she'll come around".

The positive thing is there tons more fish in the sea waiting!

Thought about messaging a few girls tonight to get some other balls rolling but I should take the night off. Have to be kind of perky and witty for those things.

I'm sure she'd change her mind if she saw your Wall of Faces, wienke.

What a wall of faces?
 
Dude you joke but I've read things in the OT where that doesn't seem too far from the case. Too many guys out there playing the "long game" of "maybe she'll come around".



Thought about messaging a few girls tonight to get some other balls rolling but I should take the night off. Have to be kind of perky and witty for those things.



What a wall of faces?

Oh I know, those ideas come from someplace, some dudes are way too creepy.
 

Gobias

Banned
She could be the one. Don't give up and don't take no for an answer. Text her a couple hundred more times and see what happens.

Make sure to add that she truly deserves to have a nice guy like you and she's making a terrible mistake if she doesn't love you back. Make sure to do this for 6 months or so and you're good.
 

cajunator

Banned
Its not that weird. I just dont care about sex.
I dont see the big deal really. I know its essential for producing offspring but I dont feel the natural urge to seek it out. I simply feel no desire for it.
This is why I laugh at desperate people who need a restraining order. No girl is worth that kind of obsession.
 

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
I'm joking that you're a serial killer who collects faces.

If anyone is a serial killer here, it's MRSA. I'm remain unconvinced that he doesn't act as an "angel of mercy" to people that annoy him.

Wall of feces. The preferred pick up technique of fmt.

It's like a compilation of turds right? FMT greatest shits collection?

And I would never, ever, ever stay with a chick that doesn't have a sex drive.

Its not that weird. I just dont care about sex.
I dont see the big deal really. I know its essential for producing offspring but I dont feel the natural urge to seek it out. I simply feel no desire for it.
This is why I laugh at desperate people who need a restraining order. No girl is worth that kind of obsession.

What's funny is that your last paragraph is the attitude all men need....but so many lack.

Isn't ez already married though? Pretty sure he just plays for the love of the game. He's like a kid out there.

He has to keep his skills up for when she delivers the divorce papers. I'm sure she'll retain bionic as her attorney too.
 

Eleuin

Member
probably the 20th time someone has asked cajun about his sexuality

I'm sure chan asked before but he was probably too cuevas to remember
 
Wait

What the fuck

Do you have a penis?

Darwinism?

Confused
I read a recent study that said that low testosterone may have been the catalyst in humans going from hunter gatherers to civilization. So basically what this means is that cajun might be the most evolved of all of us.

Let that one sink in for a while.
 

jakncoke

Banned
Buy him a diner and a backpage escort. Although most of the Lafayette ones are iffy looking, but hey your first isnt suppose to be a 10.
 

cdyhybrid

Member
gregg rosenthal ‏@greggrosenthal 11m
Power Move idea: Steelers hire away Mike Brown’s daughter to construct Ben’s next deal.
 

bigosc2k

Banned
Watched GOTG last night, and the fucking nerds behind me were fucking talking the whole fucking time, now I remember why I don't see movies opening weekends.
 

cdyhybrid

Member
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sangreal

Member
I don't post in the nfl threads much, but I am so fucking bummed about David Wilson. It's not just that I had high hopes for him as a Giants fan, or that I keep making the mistake of putting him on my fantasy teams. It's more the thought that this guy's career is over at 23 years old and he never got a real education out of the sham system the ncaa set up
 
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